Gncaptain Gnemo
@scheneighnay
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International spokesgnome for beveraged driving Sworn enemy of the sperm whales and certified violent-monkey-spastic
Equatorial Guinea
Joined April 2022
“You can’t build a submarine like that, don’t you know glass breaks and it’s too dark?” “No we can’t just invent stronger glass and put lights on it.” “We just can’t”
Really disappointed with the development of submarines. In a rational world that cared about beauty we would have vernian luxury submarines with baroque interiors that act as vessels for contemplative voyages around the world. Instead we just have ugly black tubes
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“Noooo you can’t celebrate Jimmy Kimmel being fired!!! All he did was comment on a shooting!!”
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I move all the copies of Mein Kampf to the self-help section.
I move all religious texts in libraries and bookshops to the fiction section. My local has started to put up signs against it. I feel like a rebel
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Anyone under the age of 35 who has spent literally any amount of time on Reddit, Discord, or any online forum understands just how unbelievably sick and deranged these people are. They have seen it all first hand. The memes, the comments, the fact that they wear their mental
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In America, you haul your $25,000 air conditioned buggy to the event where you reminisce about the old days
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People who back out of your driveway onto a busy road: What's it like to be incapable of planning 12 hours into the future to avoid a problem you encounter daily?
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In my lifetime, there have always been hicklibs, but the opposite of the Hicklib, the dashing Cosmopolitan Chud, feels like an emergent thing
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I like how “sundown town” has evolved into a horror movie trope where the terror begins promptly at dusk like some reverse vampire thing. Instead of the boring truth: “Small town cops tend to notice guys who don’t live there walking around after all the shops have closed.”
I appreciate her for simply acknowledging the existence of sundown towns, as many choose to gaslight, deflect, or ignore this issue.
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Every day there’s some headline like: “BREAKING: Taliban no longer eligible for Medicaid.”
🚨 It has now come out that American taxpayer dollars have been withdrawn from 400 medical facilities in Afghanistan under President Trump. They got entirely defunded.
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being on this site is like living in florence during the renaissance
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@memeticsisyphus Yes you wasteful wealthy people probably just toss aside the part of the dollar that these resourceful poors use for scratchers
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Small town midwestern hicklibs move to a major city and hating on the rural Midwest becomes like half their personality.
As someone who is from a culture where people dont like food i see the memes like “every culture likes food” and its like… i can tell youre not from rural small town america.
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>criticizes Trump daily for like a decade >finally defends Trump on something >it’s the Epstein list
The Epstein client list is real. So is the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus.
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Wait a minute, we don’t need any pretext -at all- to start a war in the Middle East?? Are u telling me Israel killed 3000 Americans on 9/11 for nothing??
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Blackrock and China 5 minutes after buying our land and super pinky promising to it use for family homes.
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1) Every conflict is WW2 2) Every adversarial leader is Hitler 3) Everyone trying to avoid war is Chamberlin 4) WW2 is a moral blank check for every war This is the post war consensus
"Why should the US enter WWII? The Nazis pose us no threats. Let the Jews deal with their issues in Europe. This is not our problem. No Nazi has ever attacked anyone in Utah or Idaho. Let dictator Churchill worry about the Nazis. Churchill is the bad guy. The Nazis are
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“We don’t need the United States to fight Iran. We’re gonna bomb them and kill their top generals! Stay out of it Americans!” “They’re bombing us! How could they do this?! The United States MUST get involved to fight such awful antisemitism!!” “Hehe we blew up their oil and gas
Tehran has no oil and gas now. Their storage facilities blown up.
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