economy so bad you can only rent the libs

In 2012, an Icelandic television station (Channel 2) accidentally broadcast an episode of Teletubbies with Icelandic subtitles intended for The Sopranos.

your email has found me cold and shamed, lying naked on the floor

the Earl of Sandwich in 1762:

HR said we need ‘balance.’ So here is our balanced message (take it or leave it) Please drive safe. Stop abandoning cars. Stop doing donuts in front of officers. Stop skiing behind pickup trucks, morons.

"Badluram Ka Badan", the regiment song of the Assam Regiment of the Indian Army. The best thing on the internet right now.

BREAKING: HR has set a meeting with the Social Media Team today at noon. Chat, are we cooked?

claude code just asked if i had 5 minutes to hop on a quick call

liberté, égalité, fô shù

sorry, but the Founding Fathers' original intent for the 2nd Amendment was always *just* to do school shootings

happy birthday to one of the greatest and the sweetest characters of all the time <3

GOLDFINGER: no, Mister Bond. I expect you to die. AUSTRALIAN JAMES BOND: Oh nauuuurrrrrrrrrr

the late bird:

This guy pushed a rock off a cliff and split the whole lake down the middle 😮‍💨

Writing with proper spelling and grammar

There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator

Busby Berkeley was a mad genius. From 1934.

The perfect loop doesn't exi... 😲

frodo: “i wish the ring had never come to me. i wish none of this had happened” gandalf: (mumbling) cry me a river bitch frodo: “what?” gandalf: i said so do all who live to see—