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4 years
@SheRatesDogs My then boyfriend (now husband) used to leave me notes on the bathroom mirror in my dorm. My roommate was inspired and started writing herself notes lol
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@awqeel @hafsaahmedx I was gonna say “someone who respects me” but go off
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4 years
@kar_lo This is the whitest thing I’ve ever seen
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4 years
@okaishawty Wait but that’s like... super expensive?
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4 years
Why does this woman on an exercise machine infomercial look like an older, female Fábio Silva?
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3 years
@justdrmum @librariankt Well, who draws the line at what a teacher can do or tell your kids before you’d step in? What if the teacher started advocating against women’s suffrage? Calling BLM a terrorist organization? Showing porn in health class?
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2 years
@Learie21 @jadiejade1017 Men are so unfunny omg
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2 years
@mike3paul @Kidfears99 Yes, they let you just die. That’s why Go Fund Me is so popular here.
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4 years
@jake_tackett Please print this tweet and display it at the wedding
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4 years
@NeNeLuvnHim “Trevor”
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3 years
@RealCandaceO You think the absence of one man ruined a global app, but it’s not a cult. Got it.
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3 years
PORTUGUESE WOMEN
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2 years
@goal Haaland easily
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4 years
@phxphatty @alissadikoh @tammmss @Andrew_AM1 Imagine thinking that buying 3.99 body wash at Target means you can verbally abuse some poor teenager making minimum wage
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4 years
@dudammili “Shouldn’t be” are key words here lol. It was a generalization anyway.
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4 years
@TheNerdyEsq I never understood this. Every Armenian I know is very fair skinned?
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5 years
I would die for this man
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@OGoophy @dvrkfuneral Ummm he’s a cop?
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4 years
@learntech @ImaniDH Yup. The only reason certain cultures even tolerate daughters.
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4 years
@Jennifer256NY @AOC It’s always the ones with “patriot” in their bio that don’t know the difference between you’re and your
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3 years
Friendly reminder that you’re no less of a fan for living far away or not being able to afford game tickets.
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3 years
My man is 33 and still plays with Legos. It’s a harmless hobby that makes him happy. Y’all are mean for no reason.
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ACS Confessions🇬🇧✊🏾
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My bf (he’s 22..) still buys and builds lego sets and posts them on instagram.. it kind of annoys me because it’s so childish & people laugh about it to me saying I’m dating man child. If I mention it to him, he gets really upset. what to do? KCL
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2 years
Anyway here’s my baby
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4 years
@storm_burry_ @_faiz_on_ @CorinnaKopf Imagine thinking being high and wrestling a dude over $9 is as bad or even worse than... raping an unconscious woman...
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3 years
@occultiscool @american_sicko How is restricting your food intake to only certain hours of the day regardless of your hunger levels/body cues not an eating disorder
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I wore a dress today
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4 years
@NeedAGFpls Yes they do?
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3 years
@RealCandaceO Life would have returned to normal if everyone participated- but people like you refused.
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4 years
@FeministEmiIy Why is the baby in this ultrasound already celebrating it’s 3rd birthday
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6 months
@sthitisakuntorn @scubaryan_ @huntercantmiss Why do the most mediocre men think they have a “legacy” 😭
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1 year
@AL_Progressive @TheHub_news Thank you for bringing light to this. I just called them and requested they give her a raise.
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11 months
@ada_lluch Working out “hard” less than 3 weeks after birth is extremely risky and not safe. And this is coming from someone who looked this good if not better after birth.
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1 year
@banjii455 @kerstaci “If that doesn’t work”
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3 years
@robinson32789 @MollyJongFast Literally all Trump supporters are confused by the concept of population density
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4 years
@JoshW_G2 @TheSaItIsHere Even I wouldn’t struggle against Harry Maguire
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1 year
@lfcryxn 4 kids with 3 women and one was conceived through an affair I believe lol
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2 years
@antialiens2 @QueenFreja Imagine blaming a woman who was sexually harassed for such a thing
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3 years
@TheRightCant Her eyebrows scream straight
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4 years
@lmaomjv “Living their VO5 best life” made me spit out my drink
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1 year
@thvisgoodboy It’s definitely about him lmao
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4 years
@MTumarkin @RukattTheWoz @Squil_whisper That’s because you’re selfish luv ❤️
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4 years
@samuelluckhurst The fact that he always says this makes me hate him that much more. How about you take your own advice and go for a run while you’re at it?
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3 years
@semireliable01 @occultiscool @american_sicko It can. There are different types and schedules. It also involves putting arbitrary numerical restrictions on eating despite body cues and often times results in binging during the “eating window.”
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@personifier @GANolePeach @B1ackSchefter They’d say she fell off a bike or something
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4 years
@Nickola50540939 Dude it’s a joke
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@ColinJ1992 @RightWingCope People in their 20’s don’t need 14 year old friends.
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4 years
@Number1_ManUfan @FutbolBible I think the bed is for having sex after your team wins
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3 years
@dogsintoronto @semireliable01 @occultiscool @american_sicko Not eating despite being hungry is certainly intrinsic to the plan
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3 years
@IceAFC @FabrizioRomano Bro you’re getting relegated
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@261Morris @jriekemann @KinoAlyse Because babies can’t pay taxes, Jennifer.
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4 years
@BReignxxx D-do the insurance plans we have now cover users at 100%? 🤔
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3 years
Happy Friday I’m gonna go be quirky 🤪 and eat pizza
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10 months
@BellaMUFC You, every time you post.
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4 years
@Nuke_Fun_Band @grailsnail Lol exactly. I DO have more property and assets. I’d just rather someone else be able to afford basic necessities like idk food instead of buying myself a bigger house because I’m not an asshole
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2 years
Cheers to the guy for his response. He fucking nailed it.
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This is why so many are scared to go to the gym and it needs to stop! 💯
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@anulatelabaz @juxtin__ And when they say “quirky” they really mean flavorful and actually enjoyable to eat lol
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3 years
@ReephrDon @mr_blah_blah__ Because it makes certain exercises incredibly difficult and I shouldn’t have to be uncomfortable because grown men can’t control themselves?
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@maryarchived She’s literally stunning
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1 year
@ammarlfc_ Odd he’d want to move to a country where he legally cannot live with his girlfriend who just mothered his child
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@ammarlfc_ The law.
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4 years
@crystallcleear @BarcAddicts @TheNerdyEsq And I know black and Indian people who are paler than me. You missed the point completely.
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Portuguese people from Portugal: João Manuel Ferreira da Silva Sousa Portuguese people naming their kids in the US: Kevin
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4 years
@tb4liberty @itsmeglinehan They’ll continue to play for their many supporters because they know how disappointed we’d all be if we had to resort to watching the men’s team 🤮
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@DustinD1234 Literally no one is surprised, white dude from Texas.
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@AL_Progressive @TheHub_news No my opinion matters more
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@sammyceee4 Back alley bbl
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@sarahschauer This sounds like something a guy would try to tell you
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4 years
@Nickola50540939 And I hope you understand how the radical views of police officers are disproportionately killing people of color ❤️
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3 years
30, flirty, and pregnant 😊
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@baseballfan1894 @santiagomayer_ So why not let the random guy down the street do it too? It’s just like a physical
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Celtics in 4
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4 years
@4crypticam Has a right-winger ever been able to have a conversation with someone else without telling them “you can’t/don’t understand”? You resort to condescending language because you don’t have a leg to stand on and it’s incredibly obvious. You’re not making the point you think you are.
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4 years
@DunnoWhoNeeds2 @jeffhunt I don’t want my hairdresser to perform my open heart surgery either- not because she’s a woman, but because she’s a hairdresser by trade. (No hate to hairdressers by the way, but they definitely aren’t qualified to perform open heart surgery).
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4 years
@yeahitsmilan @SAINTWAVO @ThrowItTo8 This is such sick victim shaming.
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1 year
@thvisgoodboy He is a celebrity/public figures. Details about him are public knowledge. Not sure how this is confusing to you.
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3 years
Blessing the TL again today?
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3 years
@ozment_kevin @MollyJongFast Bro he raped a child and she was obviously forced into the marriage as a CHILD
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2 years
Today is football day at work @NERevolution #NERevs
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@alpha_atl @wsbtv Imagine getting a $500 bonus for... doing your job.
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@moellenberger10 All the Black people you retweet onto your timeline 👁 👄 👁
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@ammarlfc_ @mufcrob2023 Idk ask him since he hasn’t married her yet
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4 years
@FarmerBarnes97 @btoch @DixonPolice Ah, victim shaming a 12 year old. While pellet guns may not be the best toys for children, neither are real guns, yet white people in the south let their kid have those all the time and they don’t get shot by cops.
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@hannahhcorrin @madyfischelli You know what women shouldn’t support? A president who brags about sexually assaulting other women.
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@HeynsJd @LeonardTPants Lol @ assuming the woman of color has no experience and the white man does just because he’s a white man
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3 years
@DenyahX @HaplessHalfwit @CawthornforNC They should probably all stop sexually assaulting people then
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5 years
@TaylorMacy7 @junkiebjones @sn0wbrigade Yup. My husband and I are not eligible to adopt because we’ve only been married 20 months (2+ years required) but SURE let’s encourage the high school sophomore who can’t even remember to do her algebra homework to raise a child.
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@thea_asteri Too busy buying her lingerie that he’ll force her to wear (after she shaves of course)
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@DarthKansasCity @StacieCamp43838 Ok so he can keep his views to himself and his relationship instead of telling a bunch of other women he knows best what they want in life
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