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@middleageriot
Middle Age Riot
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BREAKING: Donald Trump announces 25 percent tariff on anyone who posts this photo.
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@colder_sarcasm
Rt Hon. Will || Portfolio for Sarcasm (parody)
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BREAKING: @nadhimzahawi doubles down on humiliation by deleting utterly humiliating posts approx 12 hours after THE WHOLE of the internet has screenshot them.
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@Heccles94
Harry Eccles
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Well this is embarrassing 👇
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@RachelTrue
Rachel True
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They can’t win the midterms, so now maga is running candidates as ‘democrats’ California & other states- Don’t fall for the smatzi wolf 🐺 dressed up as red riding hood’s grandma oke doke Not after Fetterman 😵‍💫
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@iloveairbagged
kate bush’s husband 2
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It’s happening, the right are transvestigating Sydney Sweeney
@p8stie
Mariè
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Why is Sydney Sweeney’s neck so much wider than her head ? I’m starting to get really worried that she’s actually a man
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@labourpress
Labour Press
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There's always a tweet.
@nadhimzahawi
Nadhim Zahawi
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.@mizog366 @MarkReckless @UKIP @Nigel_Farage no chance. Been a Conservative all my life and will die a Conservative.
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@AllisonPapson
Allison Papson
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Lawyers revealed to @fox5dc that the DC pipe bomb suspect, Brian Cole, voted for President Trump twice. Cole's lawyers are now planning to argue the President's sweeping pardon for January 6 defendants applies to Cole. https://t.co/xyPgy4wGRD
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@RuneCrypto_
Rune
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Eric Adams, former NYC major, has just removed liquidity of his new memecoin, $NYC, scamming investors for over $2,536,301 He launched a $NYC memecoin just 30 minutes ago, and has removed its liquidity after promoting it on his personal social media, claiming to be the NYC token
@ericadamsfornyc
Eric Adams
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We’re about to change the game.
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@OperaSocialist
Socialist Opera Singer
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I wonder if @elonmusk will retweet these statistics... #ICE #Trump
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@harryjsisson
Harry Sisson
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It gets even worse. Here’s the article from the Daily Beast who got the exclusive. Give it a read.
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A former Trump employee is now a former Trump supporter, too.
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@ConnorEatsPants
connor
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@JDVance what’s his name. Who did you speak to JD. I want to talk to him on my Fortnite Friday show. Kill yourself just kidding
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@rules_of_izzy
Izzy 🐀
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Fucking nonce behaviour
@BreedsEx
Ex Pc James Breeds
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@narindertweets Looks like you’re enjoying it there
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@Bbmorg
Bob Morgan 🇬🇧🇺🇦 💙
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Things to do in the US: 1) Get shot
@cb_doge
DogeDesigner
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Things to do in the UK: 1) Leave
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@BoveFromAbove
Ineluctable Chris
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Apparently, Nadhim Zahawi doesn't like this 12-year-old article being shared, so please don't share it. https://t.co/Jk2u7zGBSW
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MP promises to repay the part of £5,822.27 expenses claim for second home energy bills that relates to electricity for stables
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@covie_93
Covie
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The photographer just standing there capturing the moment is taking me out 😂😂😂
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@BadWritingTakes
Bad Writing Takes 🖊️🏳️‍🌈
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Gender Critical icon Graham "Glinner" Linehan retweets a call for women to be stripped of the right to vote in America.
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@rdd147
Roger
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Tesla $TSLA begins dumping new cars on secondary market as vehicle inventory piles up
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@rdd147
Roger
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🚨 Tesla $TSLA found to be directly responsible for 293,000 votes from 2 IP addresses that attempted to change results of surveys that originally showed 97% of Germany residents would never consider a Tesla $TSLA. Remarkably Tesla FSD tracker showing intervention mileage is
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@mmpadellan
BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️
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WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT: Half a dozen ICE Agents grab, manhandle, kick, and kneel on a guy for several minutes before he goes completely limp. Nobody checks for a pulse. No attempt to resuscitate. Are they licensed to kill now? https://t.co/QMMCsbrtC2
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@allenanalysis
Brian Allen
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🚨 OH MY GOD. THIS HAS TO BE CRIMINAL! WARNER: “It used to take 5–6 MONTHS to train. Now it’s 47 DAYS. Why 47? Because Trump is the 47th president. Tell me that’s rational.” KERNEN: “I’m not taking that bait.” WARNER: “Joe — you don’t get to pick your facts.” This is what
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