
Middle Age Riot
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DID YOU KNOW: Wonder Woman is so powerful because she comes from an island where healthcare laws aren't written by men.
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Republicans: Gerrymander districts, selectively close polling places, purge voter rolls, block mail-in voting, post armed "poll watchers," and shorten voting hours to control all three branches of government. Also Republicans: Shut down government and blame Democrats.
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MODERATOR: Are you willing to commit to NOT raise the sales tax? MIKIE SHERRILL: I'm not going to commit to anything right now. On Nov. 4, vote NO on Mikie Sherrill. ❌
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REPUBLICAN HEALTHCARE PLAN If you're poor, don't get sick. If you're sick, don't get poor.
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This Indigenous Peoples' Day, let's send ICE back where it came from.
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Joe Biden didn't become president until January 20, while Donald Trump has been a demented turd walrus since birth.
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SUPER DUPER MEGA FUN FACT: Jesse Ventura, Hunter Biden, Tonya Harding, the road manager for Gwar, Doug the Pug, every member of Gwar, the Hawk Tuah girl, herpes, and Joe Piscopo will all receive Nobel Peace Prizes before Donald Trump.
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BELOW: Donald Trump beta tests a new video game designed to his specifications where, if you send your military to attack enough of your own citizens, you win a Nobel Peace Prize.
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If "never leave your drink unattended" were a person.
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PHOTO: Donald Trump reacts to Benjamin Netanyahu's refusal to use his space lasers to blast Portland.
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Fascism is what happens when you're making other plans.
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Schools were not forcing kids to have transgender surgery. Babies were not being aborted after they were born. Migrants were not crossing the border to vote for Kamala Harris. Donald Trump is a pathological liar and, if you believed this shit, you are a pathological dumbass.
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Nothing excites Republicans quite like the exhilarating combination of racism and cruelty.
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If Donald Trump wants a prize for peace he should go the fuck away and give us some peace.
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SHOWN: If the speech at the beginning of Patton were given by Biff from Back to the Future.
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Every great leap in energy has come from unlocking a deeper source: Water → Hydropower Wind → Wind turbines Sun → Solar cells Atom → Nuclear fission Now we’ve tapped the Earth’s magma — delivering 25–50 MW per well at $0.03/kWh, protected by 34 issued patents. This
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It's the Trump Senate. It's the Trump House. It's the Trump shutdown.
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BELOW: House Speaker Mike Johnson displays a level of joyous exuberance that Republicans only experience when voting to take healthcare away from old people.
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PHOTO: US military generals listening to Pete Hegseth and fantasizing about what they'd do if they could get him on an obstacle course.
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Donald Trump's "peace" plan: 1. Trump orders Hamas to surrender and return all hostages. 2. Netanyahu continues his genocide after the terrorists who were never going to surrender don't surrender. 3. Trump demands a Nobel Peace Prize so people forget he's in the Epstein files.
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It's too bad the Trump shutdown won't include his mouth.
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They said you can't automate your trading strategies on TradingView, but they were wrong. TradersPost is the perfect way to automate your indicators, strategies and prop firm accounts.
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