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Tech, cars, Haribo. Oh and not being thick. If you're pro-Reform, we probably won't get on. Pronouns: I / don't / like / fascists

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Joined November 2009
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RT @welshhighlandrr: @colder_sarcasm All Reform Bots to their stations - Clean up in aisle 4. Code Brown, I repeat Code Brown".
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Reform supporters claiming James McMurdock is trying to save the party embarrassment …. But only because he was caught?! 😂. If he wanted to save them embarrassment he wouldn’t have done whatever he’s done in the first place… let along before he stood to be an MP!.
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Gammons: “But people can’t even afford their heating!?”. Also gammons: *taking out membership to Reform, Advance, Restore…*. 😂😂.
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The desperation from Reform MP’s and their marketing teams this weekend is stinking!!! 😂.
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RT @dave43law: 100%
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This is your reminder that, despite accusations from the right that it would all be “covered up” and another Reform broken promise to launch a private prosecution, this case is progressing and it is being covered by the media.
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Fun fact: James McMurdock is the second MP, out of only 6 that has had to leave the party. Will nasty bully Lee Anderson be next?.
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BREAKING: @DurhamCouncil Deputy Leader, Darren Grimes, seems to suggest that the British state can “murder viable babies and our nation’s elderly”!?. If you’re thinking of investing in Durham, you might want to think again. @reformexposed @LondonEconomic @BylineTimes
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BREAKING: Reform member count drops below 229,000 as member numbers implode. @reformexposed
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RT @reformexposed: Joseph Boam (@Joseph_Boam) Deputy Leader of Reform UK in Leicestershire has been given the portfolio of adult social car….
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RT @MarkHam80780803: “Guess we’re going to have withdraw from the five a side match on Monday too.”
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Oh Dear…. Nigel’s second year is off to a terrible start. @reformexposed.
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Aʅιʂσɳ Cɾσɯҽ 🖤💛
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@colder_sarcasm He’s just appeared in court charged with making threats to kill his wife. Not a great day for Reform, is it?.
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😂😂😂.
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Reform Party UK Exposed 🇬🇧
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What time is it at Reform UK HQ?. It’s five to four.
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Beware - another pathetic list wanker! 😂
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BREAKING: Reform back down to 4 MP’s. AGAIN!. Shame Reform didn’t see fit to get rid of him for being a woman beater!?
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BREAKING: Zia Yusuf spectacularly self owns by boasting that Grok already knew something his DOGEY team claimed to have ‘discovered’.
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BREAKING: It’s all unraveling for Reform! .
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RT @Alexverycalm: When is @ChrisMasonBBC reporting on this 👇- Oh Starmer’s Specs.
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BREAKING: Darren Grimes caught out YET AGAIN! . Darren rails against the U.K, moaning “why would you start a business if you know taxes are going up?”. Darren appears to have started up a business this year. @reformexposed
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