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@rodeoman
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every night before bed i study a picture of Tony Hawk so that if i ever run into him in public i will not be one of Those People.
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winning his first emmy for the bear after 15 years of playing saul goodman would be so funny.
Bob Odenkirk is nominated for Outstanding Guest Actor in a Comedy Series at the 76th Emmys for THE BEAR.
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growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven’t met a cody in years. where did they go.
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he should be drinking a cokey cola.
What an incredible incredible photograph. It was taken by British amateur photographer Nima Sarikhani and has just won the Wildlife Photographer of the Year People's Choice Award.
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"if i had olivia rodrigo in high school i would've been indestructible". you had lorde and artic monkeys and you still spent friday nights on tumblr.
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This interview has unleashed years of homeschool brain that she’s usually very good at hiding.
.@billieeilish tells Rolling Stone she's not rocking with whales. "Oh, my God. How can anybody just accept that a whale exists, y’all? Those things are enormous. The noises they make. That shit is terrifying to me. Ew!" . Interview:
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the dentist before he runs for his life after telling you x-rays aren't dangerous
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amplify women's voices.
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If I had a daughter I would simply cherish her.
Dad mode: Already found a great application of the #VisionPro, watching Avatar: The way of water while my daughter sleeps on me. I eventually adjusted the angle of the virtual screen so that I could easily recline and rest my head/neck. This feels like one of the premium
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I wanna dance with Kevin.I wanna dance with Dave.I wanna dance with Stuart.I wanna dance with Bob
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when someone says something so john adams phobic you gotta hit em with the giamatti stare
fun fact: today marks the first time a US president has gone to heaven.
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me and the boys on our way to find out who disrespected rebecca ferguson
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I love that Sgt. Pepper is considered the first concept album and the concept is “we are a BAND and we are singing “SONGS”.
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what are posts that aren’t load-bearing anywhere but your personal lexicon. like the ones that weren’t really popular but are so enshrined in your mind that you just assume they got hundreds of thousands of likes.
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I love that Coors Light decided a long time ago that the only selling point of their beer would be “it’s cold.”. No overpromising on taste, nothing about being healthier, just “if you wait for it to get cold, it’s gon be cold.”.
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“Best Sound” is a funny name for an Oscar category. makes it sound like they are picking out a specific noise to give an award to.
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Just heard that Mayor Bowser is kicking the Utah National Guard out of all DC hotels tomorrow. More than 1200 troops from 10 states are being evicted. This is unacceptable. 1/2.
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Maybe my favorite joke from Barry
Feel like Fleetwood Mac had the stink of being uncool for a min but Fleetwood Mac is cool, Fleetwood Mac rocks.
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my main takeaway from dune 2 is that lady jessica is now single….
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pit at the waxahatchee show is crazy everyone’s doing the NYT crossword.
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more people voted in this poll than in the 2020 election in wyoming.
At a wedding and having a big debate rn. Please vote. Who was hotter?.
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He laughed when I asked him to sign my copy of Dune and said “Timmy was here last week, you should’ve had him sign it”
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preschoolers watching sesame street:.
I saw a huge fucking bird this morning.
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Yeah ok sure
“Am I the only person who has noticed that SNL has never hired a ‘hot woman?’”
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They did
they should invent a january that doesn’t worsen depression.
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Using war boys as an example of a flourishing society to argue for your anti-intellectual grift is so funny.
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ever since I was a little kid I knew I wanted to transfer trains at jay st. - metrotech.
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Shosh in Japan erasure
My main problem with “Girls” is that nobody was chic.
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the most depressing thing about cataloguing your record collection is realizing how many times you’ve spent $20.
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this summer’s hottest accessory: the Declaration of Independence tube
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wait. you. you're a girl. and you’re watching the adam friedland/paul schrader interview . you are one interesting chica. .
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for my money, the chargers copying the hong sang-soo movie poster is still the funniest thing to happen in recent sports history
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One of my least-liked design elements of suburban design is this inaccessible landing I see in foyers. Any creative solutions for "staging" it out there?
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don’t call yourself a fan of fast and furious if you don’t recognize them
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Just saw a girl go for the non-poly guy again. Sigh, it shouldn’t be a surprise to me anymore
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this 2011 ass post….
Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait.
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a relationship should be 50/50. she feeds me turkish delight and i sell out my siblings.
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