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Michael
12 days
Always makes me lol when I see Americans say this. The mercator projection distorts the true size of the USA, it's actually not that big compared to Europe.
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Fetusberry Crunch
14 days
the european mind cannot comprehend driving four hours and still being in the same state.
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Michael
20 days
This is the most 2020s video I've seen so far. -short form content.-Brainrot.-Ad disguised as entertainment.-Attractive woman selling you something.-Investment scheme.-Dubai/UAE.-Toys and collectables.-Hustle grindset.
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Michael
1 month
Something I miss about old internet is that about once a month you'd get some strange contextless video posted from Russia of like a purported bigfoot sighting or a car crash, or (my favourite) the homemade bungee jump. That version of Russia is gone now
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Michael
2 months
RT @yuanyi_z: Thanks to Sir Keir Starmer, 81% of the population won't have to pay income tax. In Mauritius.
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Michael
2 months
having a car like this parked outside of a house like this should be grounds for a search warrant
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Michael
2 months
RT @JasonKander: Elon just told us he spent hundreds of millions of dollars in support of someone he believed at the time to be a pedophile.
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Michael
2 months
is it morally/ethically unjustifiable for a person to train to become a skilled surgeon but then immediately after graduating they decide it isn't for them and do a worthless job like napkin designer or youtuber?.
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Michael
2 months
Remember to email your Labour MP and ask them to explain why they cut disability benefit payments "because we can't afford it" but then simultaneously agreed to give £101 million per year to Mauritius in exchange for literally nothing.
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Michael
3 months
Will: Tory, obviously.Jay: Doesn't vote, knows a guy in the army who says it's all rigged.Simon: Libdem because Carli told him to.Neil: Labour "because Angela Rayner is well fit"
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Michael
3 months
RT @_britmonkey: There will be a female Pope by 2050, Type Awomen if you agree. 🙏☦️🇻🇦.
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Michael
5 months
In hindsight I should have waited 1 year before starting this video, there is so much more material to talk about now. video wasn't harsh enough.
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Michael
1 year
BRITAIN IS A DUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAA . In 14 years the United Kingdom went from one of the richest countries in the world to an international joke. Here is how. My new video is out NOW link in the reply
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Michael
5 months
outside of London I'd say ~70% of job openings listed online are:.-Adult carer.-SEN tutor.-fast food service.
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Michael
2 years
It's unreal how worthless 90% of the cities in the UK are since the decline of industry. Aside from London and the tourist places like York, there is NOTHING worth doing anywhere else. I overheard a guy on the bus saying "Leeds is soooo nice bro there's a taco bell there".
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Michael
5 months
Wait you guys actually think European leaders are going to substantially decouple from the USA and foster our own domestic military, technological and economic power? .I thought we were just joking. You know that's not going to happen, right?.
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Michael
6 months
Scratch a communist and a radical centrist bleeds.
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Michael
6 months
ngl if I had a fanbase half as stupid as Trump's I'd be doing this on the weekly.
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Kevin Bass PhD MS
6 months
Trump's shitcoin release has caused possibly the greatest overnight loss of credibility in presidential history. He made $60B. Great for Trump family, terrible for this country and hopes we had for the Trump presidency. Still people are defending it. Abject moral bankruptcy.
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Michael
6 months
this is happening tomorrow btw
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Michael
7 months
e-girls? how about oo-girls (shock me like an electric eel).
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Michael
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Michael
7 months
RT @Miyhnea: I present you the Romanian-Bulgarian border on the black sea
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