Cooper Lawrence
@CooperLawrence
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Multiple Gracie Award Winning Radio Host TV chick @sunriseon7 83rd @goldenglobes voter Published Author, Irritant Listen to me @CBSNewsRadio
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Joined February 2009
Apologies to our waitress Amy who said to my dad, “wanna box for the leftovers?” and he replied, “no, but I’ll wrestle you for them” hope we tipped enough
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Them: wow, you look great! Gen X: our cynicism and apathy keeps us young
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MODERATOR: Are you willing to commit to NOT raise the sales tax? MIKIE SHERRILL: I'm not going to commit to anything right now. On Nov. 4, vote NO on Mikie Sherrill. ❌
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I’m here for the same reason you’re here, to avoid doing what I should be doing.
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When life hands me lemons, I put them in the fridge next to the bagged salad I’m also not going to eat.
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Thought I was watching "The Walking Dead." Turned out I was just scrolling through Twitter.
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I’m glad I’m knot mad. But very sad!! No Yor enemies
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Are you okay babe? You barely touched the Hamburger Helper I made for breakfast.
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Last night my husband and I opened a Halloween party invite, looked at each other, and said “ugh, no” in perfect harmony. That’s true love.
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If I tell you I am thinking about you, don’t get too excited because I am also thinking about rotisserie chicken
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Not to worry anybody, but the kids who did the cinnamon challenge are now old enough to have their drivers licenses
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Putting up the scariest decoration of all: a 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 sign
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My favorite childhood memory is not ever having to think about protein.
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Waved to the neighbor’s porch skeletons, so guess I will be scheduling that eye exam
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[watching ‘Boots’ on Netflix imagining first day of bootcamp] Drill Sergeant: Hand in your cell phones, ladies! Me: Welp, I’m out. Nice meeting everyone. Kill, kill!
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Oh you’re a people pleaser? Name three people who are pleased with you
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me at 3 pm: late afternoon coffee is the best, makes brain go whirrrr me at 3 am: late afternoon coffee is the worst, brain won't stop going whirrrr
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Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment, that you want to spend your whole life without them.
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Lazy Sunday afternoons were not made for lazy people. There, I said it.
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My favorite part of aging is discovering which new food will betray me each week.
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I just look at carbs and gain weight. Wish I could just look at a gym and get in shape
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I realised I'd make an amazing indoor cat, you nap all day, you're not allowed outside and it's actually expected that you'll slap everyone
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