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Folk psychologist The substack is not paywalled
Joined July 2021
The "A Minecraft Movie" movie is the most reactionary movie I've ever seen and the future zoomer world order is bright and wonderful. I would have called it "The humiliation of the coward Jack Black and the end of irony". 🧵.
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Look man i "get it", I "get" the idea of coasters, I'm not a fucking moron, you don't want to damage your nice table you spent a lot of money on. I'm just saying, what is the table in the first place if not a coaster for the floor. I'm just saying, where does it end.
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Girl podcasts are so fascinating. Girl 1: oh how does that work? .Girl 2: I don't know.
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the 4chan post on how sub 90 iq people can't compute counterfactuals is probably the most important thing written in the past 100 years.
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if you have an IQ above 110 it doesnt matter what your title is, your real job is babysitter.
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if you are sad its because you are not running around having fun. if you are not doing physical activities you will feel bad, and then you make up stories in your head about why you might be sad, and because you are smart you are good at coming up with all sorts of ideas.
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Philosopher who loves clocks: wow its like the universe is one big clock. Philosopher who loves amphetamine: wow it's as if politics are accelerating.
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male "depression" is waking up to the fact that you live in an open air prison, and that you have to organise your life around planning a 10-20 year prison break, while everyone you love is telling you you should love the prison and behave, so the guards wont beat you as hard.
male "depression" is just "humiliation" with better branding.
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high trust society still exists even in the cities. it's "between 4 and 6 am". everyone who is up at that point is someone of good moral caliber who has something reasonable to do and a modicum of dicipline. I love 4-6 AM.
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Analogies and thought experiments are rhetorical cudgels, and help no one. Let's be serious. Your son is gay and has aids. Do you jump in the river or not.
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"The way you get a girlfriend, is to just choose one you like, and then start talking to her as if she was already your girlfriend. Flirting is just talking to her as you would talk to your girlfriend. You have autism."
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A common modern day relationship milestone is when your girlfriend asks you to "try punching me as hard as you can I wanna know what it feels like", and a lot of people break up because guys just do what their girlfriend says.
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>hates working hellish japanese salaryman job .>quits to become a mangaka and life a creatively satisfying life.>spends the next 40 years writing 500 chapter social realism manga about being a japanese salaryman
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If someone considerably weaker than you tries to intimidate you, the kind thing to do is not to let them and make excuses "oh they don't know any better they are retarded". The kind thing to do is to remind them they are considerably weaker than you.
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"If your girlfriend is upset, you should just lie on top of her. she likes the weight and pressure and it calms her down. your girlfriend has autism."
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it is pretty funny that the secret to success in everything is to do it for fun.
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play victoria 2 for a few hours and play with the tarifs slider and you will have a better education in economics than "economists"
To the Econ-101 brained, a tariff (tax on imports) is nothing more than an irrational, economically illiterate holdover from a stupider and more barbarous age, similar to the way that a Marxist views private property as an irrational vestigial holdover of feudalism.
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at some point you have to stop preparing for life and start living.
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Its literally impossible to read Aristotle and not realize that we are living in a post apocalyptic society, just from the bits and pieces of common knowledge about the society at large around him that he expects the reader to know about.
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Asking people who say "partner" to clarify, "SEX partner?".
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yelling "there's a fire behind us producing the shadows on the wall" in a crowded plato's cave.
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"what radicalized you".me it was probably when the entire political class across the industrialized world all conspired to destroy the middle class 4 years ago and now meat is 4 times as expensive for the rest of my life.
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you are all wrong and I am right: the problem isnt his lifestyle the problem is that he is alone.
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when I was a child my dad would complain about "hooligans" throwing trash out of their cars in the countryside where we lived. It was this symbol of antisocial behavior for him that was so provocative because it didnt make sense to him why anyone would do so. The particular.
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lying to women about your political opinions to have sex with them is bad, because it is insincere. you should be lying to them for fun.
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"what happened in the middle ages". dont worry about it babe just boy stuff
Have you seen this movie? You must do it now. "The days of our kind are numbered. The one God comes to drive out the many gods. The spirits of wood and stream grow silent. It's the way of things. Yes. it's a time for men, and their ways."
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what if the big reason everyone is having trouble coupling up isnt porn or crazy expectations about sex or lifestyle or money or status, but its just because everyone is really mean to each other and unpleasant and angry all the time, so no one likes each other.
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why do they call him the joker, he doesnt tell jokes. they should call him the criminal
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the funny thing is the graph is itself the joke, but adding the faces to it made dumb people able to understand it.
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For me it was the thousands of rapes and murders.
“What radicalized you” — idk empathy apparently.
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The trouble with "meeting girls" (or boys respectively) didn't start with the dating apps, but earlier with the American idea of "dating" in general. When people online say "well you have to have a thing to impress her with" and other practical advice, and people reject it saying.
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"access to white people is not a human right" is good framing.
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you have to be extremely right wing to be able to not talk about politics.
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when the internet first started, a bunch of universities started just posting their lectures to youtube and it for like 30 views, and i remember thinking "oh wow neat you can just kind of cheat the system and pirate an education now and you can get really smart for free".
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Called it
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fun fact: even only 10 years ago, it was NOT a common every day occurance to watch high definition video recordings of human beings dying violently.
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thank you for coming to my press conference. my son barron is now 6'8. thank you for your time.
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ever since the invention of television in the magical 1950's, we've turned the normal pasttime for 99% of the population from, socializing and making human connections, to, watching psychopaths pretend to have emotions, and then using that as instruction for how to socialize.
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as a 6'3 man with a symmetrical face, genius iq genetics, good hairline, ability to speak in public, generally seen as funny and witty, i am saddened to have to report that women are indeed not midless evolution-optimising robots, they are unfortunately people with souls.
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the rules are simple: if you say "capitalism" or "systems" or "the system" you are an intellectual and an academic, but if you name names of individuals or organizations or anything specific, you are a crackpot and a conspiracy theorist.
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"it's weird no longer being Anonymous at all".👀.Message recieved standing back and standing by
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the "putting the clothes back on" was a fun, even clever in a way, little prank. a nudge in the grand scheme of things. the baby thing however is probably going to literally start a race war.
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the reason the female hulk causes dissonance is that the metaphor doesnt work. hulk is about a uniquely male experience of being afraid of your own capacity for violence. it does not translate 1:1 to women and if you try it becomes scizophrenic.
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this is now an infinite jest review account. first point of order:. the reason all movies are bad now is related to why all movies are about nostalgia and take place before the year 2007, either literally or spiritually. 2007 being the release of the first iphone. the.
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girls look better without makeup even if they look uglier
I'm sure this person means well, but this is the female version of men saying: "Girls look better w/natural or no makeup." In both cases, the critic has no idea what they're talking about.
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Put a wifejak on it and then write that thing you just said
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My girlfriend says that the real tragedy of bullying is that the bullies are just trying to play & socialise the target, it starts out as "failed play, & then they punish the person for "not knowing how to play", because that hurts them, and the bullies are the real victims.
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TIMELINE TIME.a couple months after andrew tate was arrested for human trafficing by a letter agency, all of a sudden, completely organically, as a pure random chance quirk of the neutral content algorithm, his name becomes a huge deal for normies.
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women who call things "slutty" to mean "attractive" have low self esteem and a childish conception of sexuality.
the sluttiest thing a man can do is write well.
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He's smarter than you.
Can men explain the psychology behind this obviously misogynistic guy being one of the kindest people I've met.
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"its physical exercise".
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You think I'm gonna invite you over for a wine party just to have your wife bleed out on my 2000 dollar Jordan peterson rug
Women see the two thousand dollar Jordan Peterson rug in my apartment and start crying because they know they’ll never leave alive
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i see people complaining or talking about how empty the internet feels now, 4chan, twitter. I think a persepective a lot of people miss is that in the past 10 years a lot of guys just grew up and started families and that kind of thing. and there just isnt a new generation.
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the scary part of a population shrink is we are probably not going to get "run over" culturally by a younger generation in the same way and the reign of the millennials will be very long.
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a blockade is an act of war, so technically he is a war hero.
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there are two ways we get out of this. one is billions dead, oceans of blood, and continents turned to dust. the other one involves being a little mean and saying no to women sometimes.
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a man can't just go down to the docks and sign up for a life at sea these days.
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Gay rights was marketed under the Anglo liberal idea of my nose your fist logic: literally "you don't have to look at them", "the privacy of their bedroom". "Trans rights" demanded from day 1 active participation: part of the demand was the pronoun stuff, how you talk about them.
What’s your theory for why gay rights won but trans rights lost?.
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even though its false that a large portion of the population can't compute counterfactuals, can you imagine what it would mean if it was true.
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Well if you're falsely accused of being gay by 109 different countries,.
every "Nick Fuentes is gay" scandal is the same, it gets picked up by every shabbos conservative like quartering and Ian Miles Cheong and immediately is signal-boosted. like with this or the Mr krabs 9000 account it is verifiably proved false in a day or less but what matters.
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"the reason cardio sucks is because you are in bad shape. when you are in good shape it doesnt suck".
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: that the female equivalent of daydreaming about saving everyone from terrorists is day dreaming about having to kill a child.
Your answer to this trolley problem will determine a very specific thing.
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>popular new strategy game.>"is it a strategy "strategy game", or a tactics "strategy game"?".>"its a good game trust me".>it's a tactics game.
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im not a big nato guy, but a deals a deal and a man's gotta stand by his word.
NEW: Sweden launches research rocket, accidentally hits Norway - Reuters.
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People will mot "get tired of the anti woke faster than they did the woke" or pendulum swing or whatever you want to call it. That's just your inner Obama talking. We all have an inner Obama inside of us whispering that a thousand year libtard reich is inevitable, but you must.
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you are allowed 1 or 2 "female platonic friends" but ONLY if you made them before you found out that men and women can never be platonic friends.
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>the secret to everything in life is just committing totally, and instead of going "oh here's all the ways that could go wrong or be difficult or not work out", you just commit to it totally and figure it out along the way. huh.
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"why is he saying this in english".
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everything mike stoklasa said about the romance being unrealistic and the dialogue being poorly written was wrong. it was TOO realistic
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"i think these [neocons] have ancestors who came from that region of the world and have a permanent axe to grind with the russians" what did he mean by this
Ep. 18 Into the abyss: Colonel Douglas Macgregor tells us why the Ukraine war must end now.
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women have zero spatial awareness and they can't actually distinguish height, or really understand any 3d shape. they just like to be picked up.
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We are going to do things to you that have never been done before
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male "depression" is just "humiliation" with better branding.
It is my belief that male depression typically results from a feeling of powerlessness or weakness rather than despair or sadness. It is interesting that many of these guys decide to go out in a final blaze, a moment of power.
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working with arabs
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my brother got iq tested for a job interview and they discarded him because he scored too high.
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its kind of funny that the design philosophy for all technology went from "user input generates consistent output" to "user input is a suggestion that may or may not be respected" and like retweets and who you follow doesnt really do anything any more.
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he has a drawer with 400 printouts of that and he gives it to everyone with the same tone of fake gravitas and the same trained, acted weary compassionate smile. your therapist is an ai art generator.
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what if "critical thinking" is not a skill that can be taught that just somehow turns everyone you teach it 20 IQ points smarter, but a biologically inherited trait.
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Nick my wife is standing here, turned into a pillar of salt. You tripped her and made her look back at sodom even though the angel explicitly told us not to
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>he thought that by treating others as he would like to be treated, he was *going to be treated* as he would like to be treated.>he thought the golden rule was a transaction, not a sacrifice.>he thought he could barter with god.>he thought he could buy and sell in the temple
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Can someone explain to me like I’m 5 how biological men have advantages at playing pool?.
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I am going to go out and clean it up later and I will try to make it their problem somehow.
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nuclear energy is basically free energy, and the purpose of postponing it and creating infinite bureaucratic layers of regulation is not to make it "safe", but to make it "expensive".
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- sleep 8 hours.- wageslave 8 hours.- bible study 1 hours.- work out 1 hours.- write 1 hours.- piano 1 hours.- gooning and jelqing 8-10 hours. can someone who is good with scheduling help me fix this I dont know whats going wrong.
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woman cant tell difference between tv and real life; blames real life. because she can't tell the difference.
The mass gaslighting that millenial women have experienced is insane. We grew up during a time when every depiction of women in popular media was that they’re marriage and baby crazy at a great annoyance to men, that wives were “the old ball and chain” and our expectations of.
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no more fucking around, it's time to get serious. send her weapons grade pictures of small animals saying "us".
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my prediction is the internet will be made unuseable long before the ai kessler effect happens.
briefly looked at my mom’s facebook and it’s all AI, like every single post, and she has no idea, it’s a complete wasteland
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Do you think Scandinavians are tall because they are trying to get more sunlight like trees
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Everyone deserves a wife who genuinely thinks you are the single most important writer, artist and intellectual/thinker/philosopher of your generation, and I will personally make sure you all get one.
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the future will be poorer, more violent, a standard deviation more stupid, and the thing that really annoys me personally, a lot louder.
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