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Orwell would be arrested if he were to publish his works today.
Joined March 2023
Omg, what is it with women screaming when something like a fight is happening? You're not even in the fight, shut up!.
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Do you people not genuinely understand that putting the meat on high heat does the thing you are expecting the washing to do?.
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Chat, am I seeing that right?.
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@MahitosLawyer Fuck is she afraid of, nigga? She is in the damn house and it's not even attacking her.
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@rocketbeans1 Where on Earth are you buying chicken? My grandmother killed chickens and didn't get dirt on them. What the fuck do you mean "There's like dirt n shit".
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This is some footage from July last year bro. This mf scamming you all.
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@PadreLuminadre Don't you tell me what I think they think it means. I KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN BY WASHING IT
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MCU's Iron-man was cooler when he invented new ways of putting on the suit. The suitcase, the balcony walkway, the parts that fly to him, the chopper suit up. That shit was the bomb. Nanosuit just removed the coolness out of it all.
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@Zeromatter21 The replies went from bacteria to feathers to dirt and sand and then it wrapped around to toxins.
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"Michelle"
On this Transgender Day of Visibility, Michelle and I want every trans person in America—and around the world—to know that we see you and we stand with you. Every LGBTQIA+ person deserves to feel safe and protected.
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I survived because the "not yet" inside me burned brighter than the "you're shitting yourself" around me
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@RcReBond @AnimeBibleVerse The bombs are packed with dynamite that has "x10" written on it. That makes it explode a lot bigger.
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@IAmReitarded If the op thought they were trying to be "polite", then why make a problem out of it? If the intent is not bad, why take a giant offense?.
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Bro, your place is far fucking worse.
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Scholars are finally starting to get it.
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@XputerE @NikTekOfficial MK is kinda too easy. You could just have a whole list of just the fatalities.
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BRO, IT'S A MUSHROOM KINGDOM. THE PLUMBERS ARE ITALIAN. WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU WANT?.
John Leguizamo says he won’t be watching #SuperMarioMovie . “No I will not [be watching]. They could’ve included a Latin character, Like I was groundbreaking and then they stopped the groundbreaking. They messed up the inclusion. They dis-included. Just cast some Latin folk!
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Femcels aren't real. Stop appropriating my struggle.
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"a pedophile purge would be a disaster for the left as a whole"
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@drawgongue I mean, the notes are doing what they're supposed to. It's just not disproving the point here.
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"If it's not". They made an entire thread and 2 fucking videos explaining it. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "IF IT'S NOT" ?.
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BREAKING: THE MAN BEHIND TODAY'S SHOOTING AT TRUMP'S RALLY IDENTIFIED AS IAN MILNE
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meaningless sex is out. in 2024 we are only fucking the men we want to marry.
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ok, but he's right.
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@Spoiled3lf It's one thing to have a nicely done graffiti that was done by multiple people, most likely commissioned. It's another thing when someone writes "Timmy sux ballz".
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Classic Playstation:. Announcing No Games.
PlayStation Announces New Merchandise For Bloodborne:. "Introducing Bloodborne collaboration items full of dark charm! The lineup includes a pocket watch with the image of a stargazer, as well as boots and gloves that allow you to become a hunter. A gem for all Bloodborne fans.
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Man, you just wore a black shirt. Sit your ass down, bud.
Last night we went out in goth/cyberpunk attire and my fit was diabolical
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I don't know how, but somehow Valve managed to make one of the most realistic things in games and I don't know if anything has topped it since.
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@jack5mikemotow @TullyDrake @bi_contextual @SAH_ScienceDad @fasc1nate Are those stable and safer green energies in the room with us now?
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State funded funny videos.
China has installed 1 billion surveillance cameras. The results were predictable. 🤣. 🔊
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Holy Reddit
Jack Black just released a new Tenacious D song called "Video Games" and holy fucking peak
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What fucking FREAK bites into a hot dog like that?.
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They put them on top of the building because the smell goes up.
The CEO of Google is Indian.The CEO of Microsoft is Indian.The CEO of Adobe is Indian.The CEO of IBM is Indian.The CEO of Chanel is Indian.The CEO of FedEx is Indian .The CEO of Palo Alto Networks is Indian. But according to X, all we are known for is that we smell bad.
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Bro, how fucking stupid are people? Is everyone blind (well, deaf) to the fact that they've been reusing the SAME VOICE ACTORS FOR ALL THEIR FUCKING GAMES?.
NO FUCKING SHOT they brought back the voice actor of the Imperial Guards from Oblivion and he's in Starfield😭
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>play Skyrim.>notice Altmer.>consider themself a superior race.>agents spread out across continent, pushing their agenda.>want to stop worship of a divine.>use subterfuge and deception to weaken biggest opponent. What did Todd mean by that?
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