Hi @OctopusEnergy, think you've psychologically affected our dog

Absolutely dire again #pnefc

#lockdownlager

Last chance for Xmas bits and bobs! Orders being shipped out early this week. To celebrate, I’m giving away 2 silver test presses of the vinyl. For a chance to win just give this a RT. I’ll get my 4yo to pick the winners. https://t.co/h0UUK4zuBd

@theJeremyVine @MikeyCycling

Why is nobody investigating @EvansCycles? 1000s of customers left without orders. An inept customer service team refuse to respond. Unable to deliver on an order from June and not processing a refund like they promised. Just read through @EvansAvoid @BBCWatchdog @MartinSLewis

Retweet for a chance to win: I’ve got two passes to give away for The Music’s hotly anticipated Leeds show. I’ll be DJing, The Cribs and The Coral are playing too. Winner picked at random at 9:55am tomorrow. Tickets from this link at 10am https://t.co/kQsyesK6QY Good luck

5th time in 2 months this has happened but all that ever gets done is the waterlogged pit gets cleared until the next downpour. In the meantime myself and my neighbours are all without services for 2-3 days.

Retweet for a chance to win! Upgrade your @LlSTENlNG_PARTY experience with an amazing pair of Sonos One stereo speakers (in your choice of black or white finish) 🤘Winner picked at random on Friday June 26th at 10pm 🤘 https://t.co/cyDQRfBEOi #TimsTwitterListeningParty

Kendal Calling 2020 revealed! Celebrating fifteen years in the fields, with old friends and new RT and LIKE for the chance to win four VIP weekend tickets, boutique camping and £200 bar tab! On sale Thursday 6pm 👉 https://t.co/KMjRvD0lym

Wife: “What are the scratch marks on your neck? Husband: Me and the guys went kayaking when out of the blue a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an Octopus!!! Wife: Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to believe something as ridiculous as that?"

Gorillas posing for a selfie with anti-poaching rangers is what you need today. https://t.co/8uGmEdLPaz

🤝Today, our NCS Youth Board are releasing their Suicide Awareness Music Video in the build up to their Social Action Project for NCS Action Day. Our young people are asking you to like, comment and share this video! Full video 👉 https://t.co/YyDTZhalk1

#pnefc

#heygoogle Have you ever wondered what Kevin McCallister is like as an adult?  Me neither. But just in case you’re curious you should totally watch this #ad

#AccidentalPartridge https://t.co/R3cLB8dwAl

'Being here changes you as a person': artists on the British walks that inspire them

Saturday it's sunny Scarborough Open Air Theatre, with special guests Badly Drawn Boy and Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly. Pair of 🎟️up for grabs: RT before 9am Thurs to enter the draw. Box office tel. 01723 818111. Visit https://t.co/JN9yvywo1Y for links.

Woah, where the fuck is pointless 🙀 @richardosman @XanderArmstrong