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Hi guys, I know many of you are fans of Robert Malone so I'm thrilled that the publisher of his new book has allowed *me* 😎 to give you an exclusive look at the web advert for it 🎬📽️🎞️🎥🤩🤩
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I'm not saying that BBC news is London-centric, but they're currently broadcasting live images of a section of the M25 which is closed.
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@SoVeryBritish
Being terrified for the entire journey that you end up with this level of responsibility
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@miffythegamer
I haven't slept a wink, I keep phoning the hospital but they won't give me any information 🥺
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@LeeAndersonMP_
@calvinrobinson
How many Cobras do you normally have before going on air?
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It's not even an optical illusion, it's just a fkin bench.
Has someone put stupid pills in the water?
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I've seen some hurtful rumours about how Darren Grimes is no longer working at GBNEWS.
That's absolute bollocks 😡 he's still there!!
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Darren's Nan is trying to cheer him up with a Fray Bentos now that he's moved back in with her 🥹
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Hope you guys got your copy of this awesome new mag 👀
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It's quite easy tell which weekend he doesn't have the kids.
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Adam Brooks has some inquisitive followers
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Laurence Fox's defence after posting an upskirt photo of a woman he doesn't like.
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Look what I picked up in WHSmith today! 😍
#ItsAGrift
#issue4
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#Horses
#ToniaBuxton
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#Badgers
#Pistachios
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One of my mates who works in a hospital canteen sent me this pic of some blood intended for a transfusion. They couldn't go ahead because it clotted so quickly and the patient died 🥺
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@piersmorgan
Asking about Thunderbirds for 3 minutes is the least dangerous line of questioning I've ever seen.
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Can anyone help Malik to contact the dead?
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@BylineTimes
hurrah! No luck in Waitrose but there's loads at WHSmith in Edinburgh station at the moment
#BylineTimes
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I knew about this a long time ago when my mate sent me this top secret photo
Scientists prove Graphene Nanobots are in the Covid Jabs & are being transmitted from the Vaccinated to the Unvaccinated
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My nurse friend just sent me this vaxxed injured pic. It's a blood clot weighing 4kg that was pulled from someone's lungs today. Thankfully the patient will make a full recovery but bizarrely, they can now play the trombone despite never having had lessons 🤷🏼♂️
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Hey guys, look what I just shoplifted from Sainsbury's! 🔥😍😎
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One of my neighbours had his booster yesterday, then he immediately had the urge to go for a poo. When he did, his bumhole split open and a load of spiders dropped out 🤷
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My mate, who's a nurse, just sent me this pic of clots pulled from the face of a fully boosted, non-smoking, non-boozing 25 year old female triathlete. My mate said she's really fit (and also physically healthy).
Thankfully she's going to be OK 🥹🙏
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"These days, if you encourage 420,000 followers to cut down street furniture with angle grinders, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail"
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Whoa! Neil's splashed out on an ad! 🤩
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Julia Hartley Brewery hasn't tweeted today. She's in Sicily, and by all accounts it looks dramatic there at the moment
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Getting on a train and checking with a fellow passenger if it's going to where you think it is and getting the reply "I hope so, haha".
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OK this makes sense. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. It was silly of me to think you'd compare the vaccines to the Holocaust.
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OMG! One of my mates (not me) who looks at LonelyFans when he's feeling a bit sad (not me) after eating too many Malteasers (not me) just noticed this account!! 😆
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Neil Oliver's show was good last night. They had John Campbell on to talk about a white stretchy things and then pathologist Tonia Buxton gave her take on the findings. It was quite complicated, I was hoping Adam Brooks might have been on to put it in layman's terms.
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I wonder if it was intentional for Johnny Mercer to leave the studio light visible in his banner photo 🤔
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#86
Thank you,
@thecoastguy
, for being a voice of reason and supporting those who have been silenced and canceled simply for expressing their expert opinions.
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I've noticed these everywhere too recently.
Proof IF IT WERE NEEDED that the vaxx causes spontaneous human combustion
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I dunno if you guys have noticed but councils all over the UK seem to be sticking these defibrillators everywhere in the last year or two.
When are people going to wake up? 😡
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FFS I tried to do a Steve Kirsch today.
I told a woman on the bus if she removed her mask I'd buy her 2 Fray Bentos at Londis. She shouted "f*ck off you dirty sack of ham" and started to call the British Transport Police.
I had to get off 5 stops early and walk the rest! 🙄😟😭
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@reform_midcambs
The ones standing have seats, they're just trying to avoid deep vein thrombosis
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Shut the front door! *and* omg!
Issue 2 of It's a Grift is out!
I shall peruse over a Fray Bentos and a Vimto
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#together
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OMG! John's done a Veritas! 🧐 🤯
Well done him for shining a light on this serious matter!! 🤔
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Great episode of Neil Oliver's show tonight 👍
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Hi
@JohnnyMercerUK
I noticed on your banner pic at the top right we can see a studio light. I've removed it for you and done 3 replacements to consider.
£50 each or all 3 for £150 x
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I was invited onto BBC News to talk about the rise in caravan use due to the cost of living crisis.
I totally ambushed them Aseem-style 😉😂
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Guys, some very important safety information here from Mark Steele. And he should know, he's an expert.
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@BadVaccineTakes
Even his own followers are questioning this one. And no one is making fun of myocarditis, they're making fun of his shedding claims.
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Good to see Laurence trying to prevent further damage to his reputation by appearing with this chap👍
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Someone just sent me this q&a with Melville in the new edition of Rufty Tufty Magazine.
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I see Bridgen has taken over from Lenny Henry
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How come they're all flogging the same brand 🤔
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James has been tweeting about what he'd do if he were Prime Minister. Here it is in case anyone missed it.
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New issue hits the shops tomorrow, guys! With a FREE GIFT 🤩
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This is for any newish followers who may have missed the first 3 issues of It's a Grift...
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This starts tonight! I can't wait! 🤩
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From around 3:39, Lee Anderson in an awkward interview ending with him asking for it not to be broadcast 😆
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I can't believe King Charles is still in hospital with that prostate issue.
The doctor should pull their finger out.
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I've seen a lot of folk on here share some disturbing details and images about people receiving blood donations from vacinated people.
My mate Nurse Nigel just sent my this picture 📸 of the *actual blood* donated today by someone who's been double jabbed. Shocking stuff 😳
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