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Author, Emeritus Professor, runner, LCHF/Banting/CrossFit proponent. No longer registered medical doctor. Spreading scientific information, not medical advice.

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined April 2012
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@ProfTimNoakes
Tim Noakes
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It took 7 years to put in place all the necessary ingredients for this study which is the first RCT that specifically tested whether carbohydrates improve exercise performance (which they unquestionably do) by either increasing pre-exercise muscle glycogen content (in which case
@AKoutnik
Andrew Koutnik, Ph.D.
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🧵Very-low carb (ketogenic; LCHF) vs high-carb diet (HCLF): -Ironman triathletes (n=10)🚴‍♂️ -"Hitting the Wall"🥵 -Homeostasis monitoring ("Keto-Adaptation")📈 Our hypothesis was wrong...again 🔍CRITICAL QUESTIONS: 1) Does adopting an LCHF diet impair strenuous time-to-exhaustion
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@newstart_2024
Camus
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Del Bigtree just dropped a mind-blowing hypothesis that explains why so many people with autoimmune diseases are healing on strict carnivore — and it’s NOT just “meat good, plants bad. On The HighWire, Del tells Zen Honeycutt: He was vegetarian for years himself… but now he’s
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@mRNAdeaths
They Keep Saying Its Rare
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"Official government data from nearly 300,000 people tracked for 30 months show mRNA shots significantly increase the risk of overall cancer, breast cancer, bladder cancer, and colorectal cancer."
@NicHulscher
Nicolas Hulscher, MPH
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First Massive Population Study Finds COVID-19 "Vaccines" Increase Risk of Multiple Cancers: https://t.co/U0lracLHiL Second Massive Population Study Finds COVID-19 "Vaccines" Increase Risk Multiple Cancers: https://t.co/r6QF0MaN52
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@nicknorwitz
Nick Norwitz MD PhD
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I recently tried to explain in a tweet why “Calories Don’t Cause Obesity.” 👉 4 Key Points, below 👇 👉Video: https://t.co/gKyBNYfBty But the moment some people see those eight letters—C-A-L-O-R-I-E-S—they get triggered. So naturally… I’m doubling down. I’m not sure how many
@nicknorwitz
Nick Norwitz MD PhD
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Calories Don’t Cause Obesity — (I'm Doubling Down) Now that I’ve managed to irritate half of Nutrition Twitter (and have the other half shouting “say it louder for the people in the back”), let me add some nuance. Yes — surprise, surprise — a short reel is engagement bait.
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@TuckerCarlson
Tucker Carlson
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For months, the Wall Street Journal has held a story detailing the personal corruption of Andrii Yermak, the second most powerful man in Ukraine. Yermak has skimmed hundreds of millions in Amercian tax dollars meant for Ukraine aid. The Journal’s editors can prove that. But
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@JimFergusonUK
Jim Ferguson
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🚨 MASSIVE BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Sec. Marco Rubio has just STUNNED the world with a bombshell update from Geneva — “Today was the MOST PRODUCTIVE day we’ve had on this issue… maybe in the entirety of our engagement.” Rubio confirms major movement toward a Russia–Ukraine peace
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@TheNoakesF
Noakes Foundation
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🚀 BLACK FRIDAY DEAL! Our Eat Better: Group Facilitation Training is now 50% OFF! Learn directly from The Noakes Foundation team + an IFP Accredited Coach and get a full blueprint to coach clients in a group setting. Limited time only! 🔥 #BlackFriday #EatBetter
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@ElonClipsX
ELON CLIPS
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Elon Musk: Here's why Obama and Hillary went from being against open borders to being in favor of open borders. “If you want to understand behavior, you have to look at the incentives. Once the Democratic Party in the US and the left in Europe realized that if you have open
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@BGatesIsaPyscho
Concerned Citizen
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🚨💨 So turns out not only are Wind Turbines expensively inefficient, destroy both Marine & Bird Wildlife, decimate Countrysides, catch fire, require Deisel Generators to power them but now they are also spreading Chinese Asbestos all over the place ‼️ What an absolute Scam.
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@MidwesternDoc
A Midwestern Doctor
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In 2013 Piers Morgan got a flu shot on Dr. Oz, was promised he wouldn't get the flu and a week later got it—mirroring what I've seen more times than I can count Centuries of evidence show vaccines cause temporary immune suppression and outbreaks (ie polio) follow vax campaigns🧵
@TheChiefNerd
Chief Nerd
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BILL MAHER: “I remember I got a flu shot once and immediately got the flu.” LARA TRUMP: “Everyone tells me that … My mom was a nurse … and she told me years ago, I just don't get the flu shot anymore because every time I've ever gotten it, I get the flu immediately after it.”
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@PaulGoldEagle
Paul White Gold Eagle
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This is what is coming, Nicola Tesla knew it! Finland has just taken a massive step toward the future of clean energy, successfully testing a system that transmits electricity through the air with zero wires, zero plugs, and zero physical contact. Using safe low frequency radio
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@mybroadband
MyBroadband
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One of South Africa’s most successful businessmen, Christo Wiese, says the country can be turned around in a year if the government gets out of the way. https://t.co/oUfDbizNH8
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One of South Africa’s most successful businessmen, Christo Wiese, says the country can be turned around in a year if the government gets out of the way.
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@stkirsch
Steve Kirsch
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R = 0.8, which is a stunning correlation between highly vaccinated regions and excess deaths. It’s hard to get any better than that in any real world study.
@sonia_elijah
Sonia Elijah
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💣🧵1/5 🇩🇪 German peer-reviewed study Researchers used gold-standard actuarial models (same ones life insurers use) on all 16 German states. Result: In 2022–2023, the HIGHER a state’s COVID vaccination rate, the SHARPER the surge in excess deaths. https://t.co/jdGeWnMLu2
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@HustleBitch_
HustleBitch
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🚨 THEY TRIED TO SCRUB THIS VIDEO FROM THE INTERNET It blew up then suddenly vanished everywhere. Every time it goes viral, it gets deleted. When something disappears this fast, there’s always a reason and it’s never the reason they give you. So what exactly were we not
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@ProfTimNoakes
Tim Noakes
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More to this anecdote: Ancel Keys advised Eisenhower's cardiologist, Paul Dudley White, to place the President on his low-fat, "heart healthy, Prudent diet". The result was that Eisenhower complained he was always hungry and he put on weight - photos show that this included
@SamaHoole
Sama Hoole
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1855: President Dwight D. Eisenhower's typical day: Breakfast: Eggs, bacon, sausage, toast with butter Lunch: Steak, potatoes Dinner: Red meat, vegetables, butter Plus: 4 packs of cigarettes daily Yes. Four packs. 80 cigarettes per day. September 24, 1955: Eisenhower has a
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@SamaHoole
Sama Hoole
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1855: President Dwight D. Eisenhower's typical day: Breakfast: Eggs, bacon, sausage, toast with butter Lunch: Steak, potatoes Dinner: Red meat, vegetables, butter Plus: 4 packs of cigarettes daily Yes. Four packs. 80 cigarettes per day. September 24, 1955: Eisenhower has a
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@newstart_2024
Camus
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This isn't a debate. This is a confession. Australian Senator Alex Antic just asked a regulator a simple question: How many gold-standard, placebo-controlled trials are behind the childhood vaccine schedule? The answer will leave you speechless. They admitted they can't
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@RWMaloneMD
Robert W Malone, MD
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@NutritionNetwrk
Nutrition Network
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We’re thankful for every truly exceptional @Nutrition Network Practitioner changing healthcare and lives around the world — and especially a shout out to those of you who joined us at the World Nutrition Summit 2025, traveling from around the world in many cases! @Faranak Amini
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@mattwridley
Matt Ridley
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Brilliant and devastating thread.
@7Kiwi
David Turver
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Arla has ended the Bovaer trial in the UK, just after massive problems appeared in Denmark. But what bovine stupidity led to Bovaer being introduced in the first place? A thread (1/n)
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@JimFergusonUK
Jim Ferguson
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🔥 KAROLINE LEAVITT JUST DROPPED A NUCLEAR TRUTH BOMB FROM THE WHITE HOUSE PODIUM This wasn’t a routine press briefing — this was a historic indictment of the Obama machine. Leavitt just confirmed, on camera that: Barack Obama and his top intelligence chiefs conspired to
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