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An interesting story about Russia's new shift to agriculture to ween itself off being dependent on oil sales. I've long suspected that Russia invaded Ukraine in order to annex agricultural land. This is one of many such articles that back that idea up.
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If you went to
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's church for shelter & found it closed, don't worry, the Islamic Society of Greater Houston's 21 mosques are open
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Dear
#KeyWest
. The ocean is literally gone in The Bahamas, and it's heading your way. Still want to be there?
#FloridaKeys
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In November, Rep. Comer insulted Rep. Moskowitz's blue suit and said "you look like a Smurf." Today, the Florida Democrat handed Rep. Comer his ass on live television and called out GOP hypocrisy for not letting Hunter testify. And he did while wearing a tie with a...Smurf.
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Hunter Biden while working in the White House with direct access to the Oval Office was unable to get cleared for a security clearance. Within 20 hours of leaving the White House he received billions of dollars from a foreign dictator.
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It took Brazil all of 3-months to reach their conclusion. We're still screwing around pretending it didn't happen on live national television.
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@AnnCoulter
Not a nut foreigner, but a US citizen who spends every waking moment setting up food kitchens to feed homeless vets, disaster victims and anyone else who needs a meal. He's more American than you'll ever be! Thank you
@chefjoseandres
!
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I just talked with relative serving in Iraq and she told me "I now have a MAGA hat". I asked where she got it and she said, "Trump's people gave them out." I asked her what she was going to do with it and she said "trade it for some smokes." So - there you go. Trump brought them!
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Trudeau presented Trump with a photo of his grandfather's whorehouse in Canada. Troll level: Grand Master!
Great moment between
@JustinTrudeau
and
@POTUS
when he gave him picture of the President’s grandfather’s hotel in Canada.
#G72018
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@realDonaldTrump
This is an "ensemble" of a spaghetti plot. The thin lines do NOT say "storm is going here", they are changes in model variables (pressure/temp) used to determine confidence in the data. In this case "no confidence". You should stay away from forecasting. Media owes you nothing.
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@SweeneyABC
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@FlyFrontier
you need to fix this and reinstate that crew. Thank them and give them a bonus or something. They very well could have saved every life on that flight.
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He was golfing when his brother died.
He was golfing as 230,000 Americans died.
He was golfing when he was told he lost the Presidency.
Donald Trump is the absolute worst President in America's history.
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@kayleecrain__
Here is your homework... take a small piece of gold and put it in a metal pan or tray. Place this tray in a fireplace and light a fire using only wood as the fuel. Let us know how it goes.
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Saying "I believe in climate change" is like saying "I believe in gravity." Science isn't a belief system. It requires no faith. It just requires understanding.
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@realDonaldTrump
Mr. Trump what YOU did to this country is beyond words. Millions are hurt from this. Contractors especially. Our public lands have been abused, some could take decades to recover. This is not leadership. This is not good for America. You are a failure across the board. Resign.
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As hard as this is for some people to hear, we have to put planet before country. We don't get to file bankruptcy when we destroy Earth.
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Just in case you don't know your basic terrorist geography.
Taliban --> Afghanistan
Hezbollah --> Lebanon
ISIS --> Iraq/Syria
Hamas --> Palestine
The Houthis/al-Qa'ida -- > Yemen
MAGA -- > USA
Al-Shabaab -- > Somalia
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Trump visited
#KeyWest
yesterday. Key West is one of the most liberal parts of Florida, despite being located in conservative Monroe County. Everywhere Trump went, the crowd yelled "Fuck You". They can't even show the videos on cable news due to the obscenities. Love ya KW!
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FEMA has so far disbursed $2.1M for
#PuertoRico
relief. If that sounds like a lot, consider
@POTUS
trips to Florida cost $3M each.
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@GOP
@SenTedCruz
You guys really need to grow some balls and own up to your shortcomings. The entire fucking country heard Trump say he'd take the mantle. Mitch could end this at any minute just by putting the House bill on the Senate floor for a vote. You own it. Stop the political bullshit!
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Donald J. Trump committed treason against the USA!
Donald J. Trump committed treason against the USA!
Donald J. Trump committed treason against the USA!
Donald J. Trump committed treason against the USA!
Donald J. Trump committed treason against the USA!
#TREASON
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Fact: A former Green Beret, Nate Boyer, advised Colin Kaepernick that taking a knee would be a respectful way to protest. Kaepernick will be remembered in history for starting a movement. Most don't realize that advice came from a Green Beret combat vet.
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Two women and two degrees. Michelle Obama has both of the degrees.
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If you're participating in the
#BoycottSanFrancisco
movement, the first step is to not use any products or services that originate in San Francisco. So - you'll need to delete your Twitter account immediately, otherwise, you're a hypocrite.
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Media keeps saying "When
#Irma
hits our country" pointing at Florida. I'd like to remind media that
#PuertoRico
and
#USVI
is our country!
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@realDonaldTrump
And, there it is.
Just waiting for someone to tell Trump about the Polar Vortex so he can make a stupid comment about 'global warming'.
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Putin might have a "pee tape"; but even if he does, I don't think Trump would care. I don't think that would bother his base. I think Trump has been laundering money for decades for Russians (he wont release his taxes) and this is what Putin has on him. Money laundering: Prison.
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The Nazis burned books. The Republicans just tell us what words we're not allow to print. It's the same damn thing.
#CDC7words
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@Mary_Snickers
@kayleecrain__
You can put the pan anywhere in the fireplace you wish. A wood fire will not get hot enough to melt gold, or steel. Wood burns at 356ºF. The red embers at the bottom are about 1500ºF. The air in the fireplace around,1000ºF. Gold melts at 1948ºF.
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Spouse has had a heart patient for over a year who is against Covid vax. His spouse will read everything she has to sign at hospital to make sure there isn't a clause that will "force" a vax (there nvr is). He was warned multiple times to get it. Today, he died...from Covid.
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Conservatives are always complaining that people will not help homeless vets. Yet, instead of helping homeless vets, they're putting their money into hate and bigotry with
#GoFundTheWall
. Which can't even be used to build a wall anyway.
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Ann Coulter suggests that we reduce mass shootings with an immigration moratorium and with mass deportations. I can't think of a single immigrant school shooter. Ann's statement is 100% racist. It would be more logical to stop school shootings if we deported republicans.
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@PoliticusSarah
He ran from Leslie Stahl. And yet, people trust him to stand up to dictators who control nuclear arsenals. What a joke!
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We need to start naming tropical storm systems after climate deniers in Congress. Hypothetical: "Hurricane Inhofe just destroyed Miami".
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James Clapper just said on television that Trump isn't fit to have nuke codes. Folks - that's real. That's scary.
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The Dow has shed 1,378 points over the past two days. I'm just going to leave this here.
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Ground Hog Day is tomorrow. We're the only country that accepts wx predictions from a rodent, and denies
#climatechange
facts by scientists.
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@BurgerKing
Burger King really should create the
#Hamberder
. Really large buns, really small meat, with mushrooms.
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We're forming a secret society. We're naming it "Secret Society". Because it's a society. And, it's a secret. But, keep it between us. We wouldn't want the republicans to know about our secret society named Secret Society!
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Even William Henry Harrison had a more successful
#First100Days
, and he was dead for 69 of them.
#resist
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Here are 5 things we can do to get ppl from Norway to move to the USA:
1. Create universal healthcare
2. Raise wages substantially
3. Provide no cost tuition at universities
4. 4 weeks paid vacation per year for all
5. Stop calling that rubbery shit "cheese"
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Is it "for fuck's sake" or "for fuck sake"? It's for work, so I need to make sure this memo is professional.
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I have an aunt who is a 50 year member of a Pentecostal church (in a red state) who told me today, "It's a new time. Today, the atheist have better morals than the Christians." I was completely floored when she said it. I don't disagree at all, just floored that "she" said it.
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"Remove them or we sue" is not how the law works, that's a threat and illegal. If they believe they have a case, then they should sue. And in the process, I'm sure the Lincoln Project will have a lot of fun in discovery.
A lawyer for Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner threatened Friday to take legal action against the Lincoln Project, a group of anti-Trump conservatives, unless the group removes a pair of large billboards from Times Square in Manhattan.
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This is William Patrick Hitler. He served in the United States Navy 1944-1947. He received the WWII Victory Medal and Purple Heart. His uncle was Adolf Hitler. You read that correctly. More Hitlers have served in the US Armed Forces than Trumps.
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When you wake up in the morning, turn on the news, and agree with George W. Bush... you know it's going to be bad day. Still shocked.
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I talked with a farmer in Oklahoma a few days ago who literally set fire to a soybean field recently because it wasn't worth harvesting them - they were due to be shipped to China, that was canceled. Every family member he has is a republican. They're voting for a dem this fall.
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If you have a home tonight, with power on, clean water, family all safe - don't take it for granted. Be thankful for every minute of it.
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My grandfather (94, WWII USMC) and I recently had a convo about "nazis" where I informed him of recent events...
My grandfather: Where are these nazis? I'll take care of this!
Me: You can't even walk.
My grandfather: Never tell a Marine what he can't do! My fingers still work!
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A chocolate egg with a toy inside was once sold in America. A child choked to death on that toy, and Congress banned the candy. A lawn dart killed a child, and Congress banned lawn darts. Chocolate egg and lawn dart companies don't have an industry lobby that advocates death.
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Did Fox News just say, "When we come back, more on Trump!" or "When we come back, Moron Trump"?
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Yesterday was a historic day in America. For the first time in our nation's history, an American president held a press conference for the purpose of denying being a total idiot.
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Our fourth most populous city (Houston) is underwater. Towns are completely destroyed. And here is what the .
@POTUS
wants you to know today.
With Mexico being one of the highest crime Nations in the world, we must have THE WALL. Mexico will pay for it through reimbursement/other.
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The Pfizer and Moderna vaccines are massive breakthroughs in medical science, imo. They're basically fats, salts, sugars and messenger RNA. No eggs involved. No heavy metals. It'd be nice if they were a single shot deal, but that isn't a step backwards. This is amazing stuff!
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@bbwxt20
@oneunderscore__
Florida isn't a red state. I assure you, it's 50% Dem! There was low black turnout and why wouldn't there be when DeSantis sent his "election police" out to make false arrests and parade black people getting handcuffed for voting all over the news. People were scared to vote.
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That moment when the former President is more helpful than the current President.
Thank you to all the first responders and people helping each other out. That's what we do as Americans. Here's one way you can help now.
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Sen. Tammy Duckworth would make a great POTUS. She's a war hero. Purple Heart recipient. Lt. Colonel (Retired) in the Illinois National Guard/Army. She has a Masters in International Affairs and a PhD. She speaks 3+ languages. She overcomes challenges. Military + legislative exp.
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My kid said all he wanted for his b-day was a raspberry pie. I thought it was weird, as most people prefer cake on their b-days, but we baked him one anyway. He was so happy when he saw it that he started crying. It doesn't take much to be a good parent, you just have to listen!
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I'm literally sick to my stomach that a pedophile is running a 50/50 race in any state. I'm not sick because I'm a liberal/democrat, I'm sick because I'm an American. What have we become? How are Alabama voters any different than ISIS who supports pedophilia? I'm disgusted.
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The NRA has 5 million members, each paying $50/year with discounts for multiple year memberships. I'm confident an org that opposes the NRA can be created with the same fees and way more than 5 million measly members. It'll make the republicans want to overturn Citizens United...
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The NRA has direct access to the President. Two meetings this week that I'm aware of, in the Oval Office. That's what money buys. The parents who have lost children to gun violence should just be able to walk into the Oval Office and address the President as well. But, $$$$$$$$$$
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@Liembo
@realDonaldTrump
Left is spaghetti plot. Right is ensemble. As stated, the ensemble shows variables such as pressure/temp as a means to judge confidence in how the models are performing. It's a tool for forecasters really, not the public (or the president).
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#Snowflakes
are amazing. In large numbers the resulting blizzard can bring a nation to a halt.
#resist
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Cutting Meals-on-Wheels is stupid. How about we not pay for a golf weekend in Florida, and decide to feed the elderly instead?
#TrumpCuts
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George W. Bush is a better public speaker than the current president. Let that sink in for a minute...
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In 1776, protesters gathered at what is now City Hall Park in NYC and toppled a statue of King George III. The lead was melted down and made 42,000 bullets (lead balls). Toppling outdated statues is an American tradition that goes back to the Revolution.
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This is interesting. Every county in OK went red (of course), but District 11 in Comanche County, which is a lot of off base housing for soldiers and their families at Fort Sill broke Trump 498 to Biden 704. Those soldiers voted blue!
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Barack Obama is now a nominee for an Academy Award. The film "American Factory", which was distributed by Higher Ground Productions (owned by the Obama's), has been nominated for Best Documentary Feature. Good luck
@BarackObama
and team!
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.
@realDonaldTrump
failed to address the American public today. Something that every POTUS who experienced a shutdown has done. I'm guessing his bone spurs flared up again. What a spineless coward.
#TrumpShutdown
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Saw a friend get berated by a Trumper today because he was wearing a NASA t-shirt. Apparently, being intelligent is a symbol of political resistance.
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He tweets threats of fire and fury,
But, he's a liar that will face a jury
He wants a war,
To distract us more
Please Mr. Mueller, do hurry!
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Just got in from a "ride around" with a police friend. Went on 5 domestic abuse calls, every single one of them included a television that was on the house(s) and they were watching Fox News. No joke! It's like the network that turns people into assholes.
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.
@realDonaldTrump
If you can't lead through this disaster, then step aside and let someone who can. Not kidding, this is bigger than you.
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This kid is on a mission and I don't think anything or anyone is going to stop him. I'm betting he comes out of Harvard with a law degree, a coalition of friends with law degrees and will be a force to be reckoned with as soon as he puts a foot inside the Beltway!
Parkland survivor David Hogg reveals he's headed to Ivy League in the fall
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@realDonaldTrump
What kind of leader acknowledges millions of people being badly hurt by your decisions and in the same damn sentence says in 21 days it's "off to the races". The race to the bottom? Seriously - resign!
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I feel small.
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It should be illegal for churches to close doors to the public during disasters. If they do, they should have to pay corporate taxes.
Houston's Joel Osteen has a net worth over $50m and a church that holds 16,800 but this is all he's offering.
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People in
#Florida
Panhandle are starting to get angry. They're hungry, thirsty, haven't bathed in days, etc... They're going to have to be patient it seems. Many voted Republican and the government they elected diverted money intended to help storm victims to lock kids in cages.
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I have a muslim friend who is concerned for his family's safety. Today, I told him that if he ever felt that threatened, he and his family were welcome at my home. I can't guarantee him that he'll be safe. But, I can guarantee him that they'll have to go through me to get to him.
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It's amusing that there is a 16 year old kid who speaks multiple languages making a case that is firmly backed up by science and a bunch of angry hillbilly adults think she needs to not skip school. I think
@GretaThunberg
is an amazing young lady who will likely earn a PhD.
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The OKC memorial reflects the memory of the victims, not the bombers. This is how memorials and statues should be. Think about that.
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Spouse came home exhausted from hospital. I built a decon station in garage, similar to a paint booth in a body shop. After decon, scrubs in wash. Spouse in bed. I decon car and then put face masks into UVC sterilization box I built. Takes a team to keep a doc running these days.
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