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BREAKING NEWS:. THE CEO OF BITCOIN IS CONSIDERING A HALVING IN MAY DUE TO THE CORONAVIRUS.
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i quit my train conductor job and became a green screen worker instead
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@engineeringvids It's amazing to me that the invisible stuff above us, the air, gas, the atmosphere, is basically doing the same thing, but in a much less dense accumulation, and we're at the very bottom, not getting crushed.
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100k Occupy Wall Street protesters writing 0 lines of code, sustained effect: Zero. 1 guy writing 30k lines of code under a Pseudonym, sustained effect: Bitcoin. It seems that the person to code ratio is important.
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fun fact:. bitboys prison uniform number is the exact bitcoin block height when bitcoin bottomed
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You guys remember how satoshi doxed a guy on bitcoin forums because he talked shit?. Yeah.
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@Breaking911 True equal pay should be attached to the performance of the players, not their gender.
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wikileaks bitcoin wallet might tell us a little bit about why julian still is in jail
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@IamShaneMorris Even if it's fiction it reads like some 10/10 Breaking Bad Heisenberg shit. Great story.
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Tesla cars are a scam to acquire more bitcoin. Nobody talks about this.
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@orlandosentinel @anjiecast Yo that boat will be stuck there for days maybe weeks, I'm an expert on stranded vessels.
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This is Kevin. One of the greatest martial arts talents the crypto space has ever seen. I spent 18 hours researching his story. Here's how he turned 1 kick into millions🧵 ↓
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There has been a court decision on a big case of child abuse in germany in Münster today. This is one of the pictures of the house the guy involved lived in. No comment
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@BitcoinMagazine If you listen closely you can hear the sound of bitcoiners learning spanish.
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@JustEye33 @CryptoParadyme 2 years of dictatorship: sleeping great. 5 days of honking: I'm losing my mind.
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@ChrisCaesar @riskybusiness The number of big macs in that room, the chicken nuggets and the sauce packs side by side equal a telephone number which gives you the password to obtain the private key for trumps Bitcoin wallet. #QAnon.
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Why not simply buy Richard a Louis Vuitton jacket directly and send it over to him by mail, instead of buying hex and having all the hassle.
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imagine you're a simple farmer in turkey and this pops up in one of your fields. wat do
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1. Become schizophrenic.2. Lend money to yourself.3. Charge yourself high interest rates.4. Pay yourself huge amounts of money.5. Become super rich.6. Become super broke. Drop your schizophrenia, but only the broke personality. W.
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Epstein transfered 15million to his own private bank. after his death. uh ok
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1. Hedge yourself with #Bitcoin, Gold, Oil, whatever.2. Introduce Tax Breaks.3. People Use Tax Breaks to pump the Stock Market.4. Introduce Trading War - cause hysteria.5. Cause Wall Street Collapse.6. USD devaluated beyond recognition.7. Use hedge to buy up stocks.8. Rockefeller.
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Bro some indonesian guy became millionaire over night when a meteorite fell through his roof. Turns out it's some super rare variant. Collector paid 1mil+ in british pounds. Interstellar Shitcoin Airdrops.
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Apparently German police is using olive oil to get those glue activists off the roads
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