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Lol 8 years ago in school I modded my calculator so I could play pokemon on it
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3 months sober now!!
I haven't been sober for this long in 6 years. the only other time being when I got admitted in 2020 during christmas. I really struggled with life after being released from the psych ward
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one nice thing about Thailand is waking up and ordering a bowl like this for less than $2
#cryptosoupgroup
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these are the people we trade against
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so happy to be poor and not whatever this is 🥳
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I am literally losing friends because they find out I am somehow related to crypto lmfao
man I am upset
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this is how I have been staring at my screen since I woke up 8 hours ago
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took cocaine properly for the first time in Berlin and I have to say this stuff is dangerous
do not take cocaina at ALL cost
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today the japanese grandpa taxi driver asked where we're from and I said "doitsu" and he was like "yooo hitler" and I just nodded quietly
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it's my birthday today ヽ(^o^)丿
wish I could eat some cake or have a beer...but the fast must continue
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almost under 100kg again, lost 22lbs so far 😤😤 free feet pic to celebrate
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and the deed is done. I just had a piece of cooked 🥕. 15 days and 19 hours of water fasting
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happy new year!!! 🥳
I'm honored to receive the
@binance
meme account of the year award that smolting dedicated to me.
all of this started out as a little roleplay just between his old identity and my noob ass starting out in crypto back in 2017, now it has evolved to a whole…
smolting dedicates dis award to
@wasserpest
cuz without him dere wouldnt be wassies, dere wouldnt be smolting
at all.
he created le most enduring CT meme back in 2018 and y'all r trapped in here with wassies forever ^-^
cc
@binance
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it's pure coincidence that bitcoin pumped on world autism awareness day, right?
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does anyone in dubai even wanna meet me or am I gonna sit at the beach alone for the next 2 weeks
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first bart initiated
second one incoming
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I think I recognize this name... a long forgotten friend... do you guys remember him?
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ending my fast here at the 500h mark. 21 days without food, only water.
walking around Milan and not being able to snack on the food here is annoying me... I give up. next time we'll go for 40 days. not sure when yet though
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I told my sister about a good pizza delivery place in his hell hole of a city and this is what she ordered ☠️ nutella pistachio with strawberries
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I've been to a couple concerts now but only in japan have I seen artists undress themselves and fight with the crowd at two separate shows
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25k people following me for soup pictures wow!! thank you for being my friends 🥹
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I'm going through some screenshots from 2017 to early 2018
I'll make a thread out of them
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Usagi in shibuya. this place is run by nujabes' brother. they're playing his music in the background. the ramen is really yummy so please visit this place even if you don't know who nujabes is
#cryptosoupgroup
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omw to the airport. this is my second international flight in my life I'm so scared. wish me luck
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wassies would have never existed if not for smolting being my first friend in CT. and also every other friend I made along the way that played into our delusional little wassie roleplay and treated us like little shits
thank you for all these years everyone (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡
smolting dedicates dis award to
@wasserpest
cuz without him dere wouldnt be wassies, dere wouldnt be smolting
at all.
he created le most enduring CT meme back in 2018 and y'all r trapped in here with wassies forever ^-^
cc
@binance
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I just wanted to get this off my chest. it really hit me hard last year when I read what said friends were saying behind my back about me (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀)
I will do my best from now on! thank you for reading. kisses to everyone who cares
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when Neeraj finally went viral and escaped the pits of crypto twitter hell
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hello I make 16 bitcoin a trade but does someone want to buy my 293$ membership
I know I make some money by myself but I also want to help others for 293$
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only 11200$ left until parabolictrav reaches breakeven on his bitcoin entry
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I started doing 30km bike rides everyday to un-fat myself and it has been great. really happy with spring approaching
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watching anime on the yacht, loomdart didn't recognize me when I shook his hand for the first time
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we have done it fellas - 14 days. I just came back from the gym and feeling great so I will go for a bit longer 🌻🐝
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I'll be live tweeting my 34 day journey through Japan (in birkenstocks) starting today
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it's so funny meeting twitter people
I be like "hi I'm MARU" with a thick german accent
and people be like "ohh maru hi haha" not really knowing who I am. but after showing them my profile they be like "OHHH YOU'RE THAT DUDE??"
yes that's me. the soup guy. wassies
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it is my birthday but I'm spending half of it in a train. it's time to explore more of this world
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remember when bittrex opening registrations again was supposed to start altseason?
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sleep schedule so fucked they have to slide me letters under the door to remind me they will break in tomorrow
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