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@phxcandy_
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2 years
@kianaluvs @thereturnofBWA nobody can convince me that kris’ hairdresser is not khloe’s dad 😭
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2 years
@plantainpariah @thealanapeters @002Bellz 2 dudes aint that crazy lmfao like what
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1 year
@Slightlyycunty @kissmeriver they used his card to sign up for beastiality porn sites or some shit too 😩
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2 years
@dorithoeeleaf @aliyahInterlude i loved the drama of fast food sometimes! i’d be like “yall…get a load of this grown ass freak who cant behave in public” 😩😂
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2 years
@L3g3nd13John @FisayoLonge the way these people act like they dont know that somebody showing up to the hospital with gunshot wounds automatically opens an investigation 😩
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2 years
@dorithoeeleaf @aliyahInterlude the drug use on the job, the fighting, the affairs, i haven’t seen anything like it since 😪 the gossip and drama is truly unmatched
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1 year
@_danialanai @chillextremist nvm girl its the shipping packaging from the makeup/skin brand glossier ??? men just be saying ANYTHING 🤣
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2 years
@John23458990 @kinkyybandit cuz they got that contract w coca cola to be serving dasani 🥴
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1 year
@concupiscentaf @mzpxrfect1 a lot of people feel this just makes victims less likely to come forward and stick it thru :/ and i see their point especially if its a family member/close acquaintance and the child has to testify in several trials bc of it
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1 year
@hussi_maraj @crackcobain__ im screaming bc they prolly racist too 💀
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@phxcandy_
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9 months
@_meganmayhem @2PrettyinPink @RealFamilyCrete i got my whole body done yesterday and was butt ass naked the entire time
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@phxcandy_
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2 years
@briantheruller my mom smoked weed instead of taking her bipolar meds and that shit was NOT fun lmfao
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1 year
@nametags @NoEmmeG damn biden is ancient lmao
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2 years
@StarbucksALB @plantainpariah @thealanapeters @002Bellz im just against the 3-way stigma here 🤣
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2 years
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1 year
@smiyea @SomaKazima “Because im blasian :)” ??? why did he say that? 😂💀
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@phxcandy_
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2 years
@lauren__moore_ on acid at boo az 17, dude passed out right next to us against the outside wall of the hangar where the stage was inside and heard the dj play the first notes of the song “betrayed” by lil xan and he lifts his head and says “her pussy taste like skittles wut” and passed back out
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@phxcandy_
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2 years
@EyeRoll000 @MagdalaMary50 @Yeeezyrih i was desperately looking for marge's fit in the replies too 🤣 like i needed to know if he was lying but damn
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@phxcandy_
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2 years
@izzieatthedisco @animeboy54 @mattxiv i thought dua lipa was still w anwar hadid 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@phxcandy_
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2 years
@angylaurapalmer this!!! i literally tell custies at the club that i don’t pay any bills and just love coming to the club 😅 they ask what i do besides dance and i always say some shit like “go to brunch w my girls, lay by the pool, sing karaoke” and i swear they love to hear it and spend more 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@phxcandy_
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1 year
@strippuhanika girl i been seeing the pictures of her modeling for abercrombie with lindsay lohan as a teenager and im pretty sure she has rich parents. im still a fan tho 😅
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2 years
@shysmith i was playing it in the kitchen at work when it came out and this older woman walks by and says "i love some good kitchen lyrics" like BARBARA WHAT ? 🤣
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2 years
@alyssaxe54 @WixzYT @CodeineFridge @prettyboynavi literally “as hell” ??? but that rarely flows w my brain as i read it in a tweet lmao i use asf but asl is crazy
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@phxcandy_
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3 years
@smotus @UrbanInuk i learned "some old hippy caught another hippy tripping on acid" 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@phxcandy_
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2 years
@RaffaPrince @maddygould15 is the guy in the grey shorts intentionally trying to block them ? 😭💀
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2 years
@PinkSpiceXO @briantheruller i think she might’ve for a minute but she definitely needed those meds 😭 she really thought weed replaced them and i was like “girl i know thats dumb as hell and im 12”
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1 year
@MarkaylaEngland @Slightlyycunty @kissmeriver that too 😂 going to prison for using a dead mans identity to buy animal porn is some next level disrespect tho 💀
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2 years
@gmzracha @dorithoeeleaf @aliyahInterlude i dropped out of uni bc i was making like $40k at mcds and realized my first couple jobs out of school prolly wouldn’t even pay that much, just made me lose motivation. if i went back to school, i’d probably go for restaurant/hospitality cuz i really dont mind customer service 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@phxcandy_
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1 year
@Glamino @todayyearsoldig prepaying to use a card at a pump! like u swipe/insert/hold up your card and it lets u select an amount so u dont gotta watch or whatever while you’re pumping
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2 years
@elmoincognito @JaylenSnyder @sjs856 @merakidemoreau i think its usually cross contamination when it happens! from weed and fent being transported or stored together
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2 years
@mommacheech1 @Qu33nCeline girl fr 🤣 40+ year olds be looking real good when u got this combo
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@phxcandy_
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9 months
@_meganmayhem @2PrettyinPink @RealFamilyCrete girl i didnt even gaf i was COVERED in the lube they put on you and she went so fast, whole thing was like 15 minutes
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2 years
@di3tcoladrinker @haltercroptop i think theyre just horny 🤣
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@phxcandy_
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1 year
@whorenextd even at the strip club girl 😩 i tell guys they can touch my boobs and butt a lil if they get a few vips and they dont even touch, they just go straight to biting my nipples & neck w their hands sitting @ their sides like SIR i’d definitely prefer if u squeezed me vs chewing onme
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2 years
@nickysmileyface @yeoldedad i was in ross w my gay friend who was in town visiting and he had been talking to a dude on grindr all day when he got a notification saying the dude was like 200ft away and we turn around see him in the shoe section w his gf 😭😭😭
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@phxcandy_
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1 year
@e4liam @MulhollandL0ver nah im pretty sure he moved to georgia when he was like 6 years old lmfao
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1 year
@_danialanai @chillextremist bad bitches still confused lmfao
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11 months
@blythlie @ivourth i been tryna figure out why she’s just been waking up and calling someone to tell stories to everyday 🤣
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@phxcandy_
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2 years
@sydneyelainexo they are observing the holiday
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2 years
@jimmyoutsold i hope his mii was uglier than he sees himself…gave him body dysmorphia or something
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1 year
@girldrawsghosts i think its silly and goofy and anyone who is antisemitic or racist was gonna be that way regardless 😭
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1 year
@whachusay21 @mzpxrfect1 the op is a real weirdo but its still a sick story if its fr 😓
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@phxcandy_
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2 years
@smallgraygames @jenny2x4 almost 50 years now yall 😂😂😂
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8 months
@ivy_wylder @CothicaKeywitch @ycsm1n i fully support men getting robbed at their seedy afterparties 🫣🤣 like HUH?!
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1 year
@_danialanai @chillextremist they said ordering from glossier is ran thru behavior 💀
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1 year
@legsi4 @concupiscentaf @mzpxrfect1 death penalty sentencing is a whole different story fr
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@phxcandy_
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2 years
@misandrism same w spelunking, the craziest hobby bc again, nobody asked u to explore that hole
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2 years
@Npo16550717 @Yeeezyrih omg i had no idea it was THAT bad 😭
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2 years
@thatoneblkguy23 i read that his second baby w his step daughter was actually born in 2019 i think but people just now finding out
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2 years
@godlessvoyage @StarbucksALB @plantainpariah @thealanapeters @002Bellz we swapped all our stories prolly within the first few dates so i guess we perfect for each other 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@phxcandy_
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1 year
@nametags @NoEmmeG i had to look up pete wentz’s parents bc of this 😂
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1 year
@kennedytcooper he looks super young, like 18 at most, and i think about when i was 18-20 working 60+ hours/week as a manager at mcds and it makes me so sympathetic bc i never knew when i’d show up and end up having to stay to close tired as hell 😵 i see a lot of people are saying he reacts too
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1 year
@wildxche @pochopsyop why i didnt even notice the uggs the first two times i watched the whole clip 🤣
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1 year
@DXRwar @pierrefleury_ i guess its a fucking raw thing but i initially thought it was supposed to be like an “oops wrong person” cheating thing
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8 months
@trin_benjamin @cpettway79 i thought it was a sweater at first 😂
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@phxcandy_
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1 year
@Codebreaker5 @realruebenking @raphousetv2 just proves one thats not good can age you 30 years in a month 😂
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2 years
@lenaeimani @brethevirgo like “why u drooling in my earhole while my tit’s losing circulation bae?” 😒
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1 year
@yes_2_heaven i worked at a club w really good food lmao i got fired but still be missing those burgers sometimes
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1 year
@NyaAyashe @temajjtayee @kay222kool qqq or ododos! i think u can just search skims dupe and the type of clothing too
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@phxcandy_
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2 years
@TheLilHomieBuck @NikolaKnezATX @Brutalist_ @nypost ivf actually requires abortions sometimes i think if theres too many fertilized eggs or if some are not viable
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2 years
@lilianamamaa i was thinking like “being a serial killer in a 1bed apartment is CRAZY” 😩
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2 years
@B0YTROY i COULD NOT figure out what was going on w the brows in the last pic 💀
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2 years
@asinthecheese @justmamosa @PleaseBeGneiss isnt ca minimum like $10 or 11? i lived in a city in az where the minimum is 14 or 15 now even tho the state is 9.50 or something
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5 years
boys who i would let ruin my life:
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boys who will ruin ur life: 1. he was a sk8r boi 2. local musician 3. Scorpio 4. $uicideBoy$/Pouya stans 5. Ripped jeans and tank tops 6. Guys that shop at Zumiez 7. Hey do you smoke 8. Gym Junkie 9. your local Starbucks barista 10. “photographers”
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2 years
@LElaineJennings @WellJustKatie @yelli_tavarez always been like this 😭 fast food restaurants stay having to call the police over altercations stemming from sauce packets
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@phxcandy_
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1 year
@Raquel_Savage @pinkerrrr nah we sucking dick for a living
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1 year
@justawhore81 hiv positive but barely detectable is a good one too…or on the last days of antibiotics but should be pretty much clear by now
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courtney
2 years
@trenabear24 @That1teddygirl it lasts longer, causes sores all over the face and body, could lead to hearing & vision loss, along w cold/flu symptoms ? i’ve had covid at least 4 times and and haven’t experienced ANY of those w covid lmfao
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1 year
@EvanLaneRobert1 @shaTIRED did u see the follow up that says she was lit as hell and accused a black man of stealing her airpods and she was saying the flight attendant wasnt real? i heard it couldve been a mix of alcohol and ativan that made her totally trip out i guess, yikes!!!
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1 year
@_ayannaE @TheAfroElite ret*rded and mid*et definitely still floating around 😅
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1 year
@chribbzz nissin raoh is so good
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1 year
@Owlflame32 @WeLoveYouZahir he’s a young twitch streamer who’s friends w tate lmao but hes dumber than a sack of rocks and barely literate 😭
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2 years
@HetLaffePaars @BadMedicalTakes i absolutely thought it said cyclist at first too 😂
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9 months
@_meganmayhem @2PrettyinPink @RealFamilyCrete they put cold lube on u so the laser can glide and prevents burns 🥶 i forgot how wild ts is but i hadnt done my whole body before so i wasnt so i wasnt prepared for all that 😂
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1 year
@ExileGrimm and she was addicted to heroin right?? 🥲
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1 year
@standingRock6 @JUNlPER @BirdRespecter who is sending him these candid pics of his opps ? 😩🤣
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1 year
@girldrawsghosts but i do understand criticism bc so many viewers started watching so young 😕
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1 year
@DW3y488AeAQ @dreamcore_elegy @thechosenberg i really dont even think about my bf and i’s age gap unless i gotta hang out w his grandkids or something lmfao
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1 year
@baniiprivv @sooowhutt @fromageDoux the case you’re talking about happened awhile after this movie came out–there was an earlier case of this happening! i think its linked in another comment
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2 years
@notpopbase1 is this katy perry or dua lipa or james charles
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2 years
@HetLaffePaars @BadMedicalTakes i think theyre saying that theyre a cynical person
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2 years
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1 year
@bobo_circus the second one is just theater kids
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2 years
@4b1denth0ts @ihyjuju i usually say it when its some real boring or casual shit 🤷🏼‍♀️ like "if u aint got anythinggg else going on then feel free to" 🤣
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1 year
@SerenaTownsen16 @concupiscentaf @mzpxrfect1 i personally think it incentivizes early offenders to commit murder or some shit to try to avoid getting caught. also discourages parents from reporting it if it happens to be a family member or close friend doing it.
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11 months
@Rav3n_Sk0ll @venusheels the mcds i work at is breaking our own sales records every week 😒
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1 year
@whorenextd like whats the point of asking all these q’s if ur just gonna do weird animalistic shit thats literally gonna cause me to stand up and dance 3 ft in front of u for the rest of the time ???
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1 year
@yvngprince00 @concupiscentaf @mzpxrfect1 im not sure it’ll deter pedos from offending as much as it’ll deter victims from reporting csa :/
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@phxcandy_
courtney
3 years
@memesiwish ms kitty ➡️ luna
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courtney
2 years
@john_deoraj @tommio @Angry_Staffer as a sw, i CANNOT imagine escorting under your real name and then running for office only a few short years after lmfao its ~almost unbelievable 😅 thats what i was thinking til i scrolled and saw her ad pics
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