12 year old girl to 41 year old man about to be married off: i will give you children of pure valerian (a fictional race) blood, but i won’t bed you until i turn 14
the replies: wait a minute… 🤨 she’s not white 😨
everytime i see a video of a baby getting their ears pierced i wish my mum added a few more piercings to mine. maybe an industrial or a helix too. maybe add a nose piercing in there as well
they do a dress rehearsal with outfits included of the Oscars like a week before it airs, if anyone had an issue with their outfit they had a whole week to address it
you can really fight as much as you want from ages 11-16 with not much consequences so if i could go back in time to give my younger self advice, it would be that
anytime the body hair discourse comes back and you guys say it holds odour and bacteria, yk all that says to me is that you don’t wash properly right? 😭
the quotes not even dragging him, they’re basically all “LMAOOOO you look like an upstanding human being with a face that warms the heart of those around you and eyes that bring comfort to even the loneliest souls 😭😭😭”
you could tweet ‘i like sushi so much i forget it’s raw fish’ and here comes an OF girl in the comments saying ‘i love taking it raw and i don’t smell like fish at all’ like okay
yes because these are EAST africans you descended from WEST africans and when you haven’t been in a continent for hundreds of years, you begin to do things differently. hope this helps ❤️
you’re a damn liar, i knew i recognised you 😭 i work at the Louis Vuitton at Somerset mall you paid for this in Klarna, $101 a month for the next 12 years and then whispered to me to print the receipt anyway 😭 I literally saw you take a photo of it and then run out the store
@Onlyyoneofme
Shit.. went to the mall spent yo momma rent on some shoes wit a lil denim outfit.. had a party nothing fr. Wanna see the receipts? Here pooh
Prince Harry reveals music artist he listened to in his lowest moments in new book ‘Spare’.
“In the times I felt alone and separated from my family, I always took time to myself to sit back and listen to Shenseea. Her lyrics resonated with me and got me through a lot.”
this literally has 1m likes and a comment with 30k likes stating it's better wear straight hair in our texture and the silky bundles look dumb lmaooo. A SHIFTTT👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
mind you, that page constantly posts Asian rappers saying n*gga, rapping with pure AAVE in their lyrics, wearing braids and durags and have a movement called Asians With Attitude. the IRONY
guys so if your child has half siblings and you bring home a hennessy chicken alfredo, keep in mind you’re an alpha male and you let your mum sit in the front seat over your girlfriend, would you buy some for them or would you spend $200 on the first date for a submissive woman?
Young people aged 10-24 are looking for less sex scenes in television and in movies, according to a new UCLA study.
51.5% of adolescents would like to see more content depicting friendships and platonic relationships.
am i going insane, are you all seriously acting like in real life you’d be calm and supportive if you saw an 11 year old drive a truck that big on the road?
A Black man is being criticized for teaching his 11 year old son how to drive his 18 wheeler and letting him drive in between loads. “He needs to stay in a child’s place” others are applauding the father for teaching him a skill.
i always forget that people perceive introverted black girls as weird/rude/standoffish until i’m told that i come off that way when i haven’t done anything. not even said a word 😭
you’re telling me this 35 year old man didn’t know she was 15 after being in a ‘relationship’ for a year? when she was asking him to buy her alcohol and sweets???
A 15-year-old gold digger who formed a fake relationship with a man went on to stab him in the head – after he failed to buy her the expensive gifts she demanded.
Judge Jason Taylor KC sentenced her to a two-year community order with the requirement to complete 150 hours of
“don’t compare yourself to these girls getting flowers, behind the scenes they’re crying, getting cheated on,” some peoples lives are as good as they look, sorry about that
A Jewish man was assaulted on a bus at LAX airport. The person harassing him appears to be Instagram Influencer Tommie Lee who has 5.4M followers.
She started cursing at him and yelling so he pulled out his phone to record. She then tried smashing the phone out of his hands and
i forget not everyone was entrenched in beauty youtube from 2011 to 2018 bc half of tiktok is learning what a brand trip is and how it works for the first time 😭
This is a new low guys, I have to be honest. Arguing over a woman looking after her dog is kind of depressing. I don’t even have a witty quote tweet for this. I’m just disappointed.
my mutuals who caught onto how non-black people use ‘Americans’ as a replacement for black people early 😭 because why am i getting called American every time I mention black issues
black people who’ve lived in Japan are telling you guys that they don’t really ‘appreciate’ the culture and truly just see you guys as caricatures and here comes the ‘Out of many, ONE people ☝🏾’ gang 😭
I have no desire to work. I want to be a stay at home Mom & Business Owner. I wanna wake up at 6am in my silk robe then hit the gym. Run random errands, Brunch, shopping with my girls, spa days & Travel across the Country once a month😭 Every girl should live a comfortable life💞
every time i know a black series is gonna be made into live action… i worry about the casting of the black girl. this is called PTASD (post traumatic amandla stenberg disorder)