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@misandrism
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Haven't had a gay thought since 2017, it's fully resolved.
hell and jail
Joined March 2014
2 page short story I wrote about what if planes randomley began to fall straight down from the sky.
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RT @watn_tarnation: "leftist" but you won't doordash me beer. "community care" but you won't doordash me beer. "we keep us safe" but you wo….
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If i had one million dollars i would buy the website domain “tiger.ai” and sell a bull shit product.
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RT @on_da_spectrum: Buying out someone’s entire wedding registry so that no one else gets them anything but I set the delivery address for….
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Fact I wanted to put on Wikipedia was already on Wikipedia. I’m nothing.
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New daily affirmation just dropped 🤍.
White House official: We cannot prevent what will happen today — Walla.
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Just remembered that random ass moment in American history when every few weeks Kim Kardashian would go to the white house and be like I go to law school now…can you free this guy from prison? And Trump would be like sure…I guess.
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I’m making my boyfriend watch Freaks and geeks and he called it “Twin peaksian and david lynch-style” and i laughed and said there’s an encompassing word for that and he said “it’s not though, it’s not Lynchian.”.
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The best time to plant a tree was 10 years ago. The second best time to plant a tree was 9 years and 364 days ago.
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RT @johnvvariety: (standing in a beautiful ~300yr old buddhist zen garden in rural Japan and talking to a visibly confused old man in loud….
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My answer to “are you doing anything for your birthday” is the same as always… Nope. but I’m strongly considering throwing a pool party for next year’s.
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Not sure why Robert “Frost” felt the need to chime in on the whole fire vs. ice debate with his little poem. Clearly biased.
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Every time i’m assigned a task at work I hit this weird impossible edge case where basically I have to do the task.
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In-office day schedule. 9 Am: try to speak for at least 40 seconds in the daily stand up meeting about imaginary projects.9:30-10: peeing, Social media break for a cortisol detox.10:30 : Sort of haunt the kitchen.10:35 Peeing.11;00 start wrapping up.3:00PM: Drunk and high at home.
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