i finished a project i’ve been working on for years and it’s my favorite thing i’ve ever done. here is One World or None:.

RT @blephin2:

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

My detective partner: [Falling to the ground in despair, uselessly checking the pulse of an already-blue body] oh,god , wwe were supposed to protect her, she trusted us to protevt her and now shes dead. Me: *No idea what red herring means* Yes. But it could just be a red herring.

A man who is bald = a man who once balled . Please just try to remember that kind of shit.

“Labubu” sounds like “Vajayjay” for the Labia. I hope that ruins your gay little dolls for you all. Or not. I actually hope your newfound passion brings you joy for years to come. Or whatever.

RT @melonc0la: Shoujo by Curott [1998]

RT @on_da_spectrum: [Bugs Bunny’s lawyer]: Your honor, that grand piano was dropped off a skyscraper, and onto the plaintiff’s head, in sel….

[After doing a totally unsustainable amount of work and cleaning] shweeeet. Just gotta do that every day.

I don’t smoke weed for myself. I smoke it for all the beautiful k pop stars who would have to kiII themselves if they did.

I read the news EXCLUSIVELY to keep up with the journeys of cherries .

RT @sn0oozey: Looks like shit. I might try it though. Because I’m a stupid asshole.

My work is a bit Kafkaesque… nothin surreal I just hated making it,ill never make anything again, and i have requested my closest comrade to burn everything else ive ever made in the event of my death.

Whoever decided to give hotel beds a solid base so that nothing can get lost under them. Good thinking.

If i had one million dollars i would buy the website domain “tiger.‌ai” and sell a bull shit product.

RT @on_da_spectrum: Buying out someone’s entire wedding registry so that no one else gets them anything but I set the delivery address for….

Smoking loud? Or loudly smoking.

Fact I wanted to put on Wikipedia was already on Wikipedia. I’m nothing.

New daily affirmation just dropped 🤍.

Just remembered that random ass moment in American history when every few weeks Kim Kardashian would go to the white house and be like I go to law school now…can you free this guy from prison? And Trump would be like sure…I guess.

I’m making my boyfriend watch Freaks and geeks and he called it “Twin peaksian and david lynch-style” and i laughed and said there’s an encompassing word for that and he said “it’s not though, it’s not Lynchian.”.

RT @siteprotagonist: im going to start a rumor that graza olive oil is israeli.