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Josh Meyer

@photricity

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I'm not a fan of redundancy. I really don't like it at all.

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@InternetH0F It's over. He's got the high ground.

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@Rainmaker1973 As long as you're staring at your screen, playing fortnight is productive!

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Snow underneath Rick's car. Rick is the perp.

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@Rainmaker1973 Now that's how you stick the landing

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@greg16676935420 High score

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@greg16676935420 You and your grandma

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 James Bond: Never again! Stirred, please!

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@GigaBasedDad That doesn't leave mushroom for error!

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@Rainmaker1973 And we still don't know what Kevin's dad did for a living.

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@xkcd Alt text: My bold criticism might anger the hot air balloon people, which would be a real concern if any of them lived along a very narrow line directly upwind of me.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The .zip file of the automotive world

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@Rainmaker1973 Pixar movie coming in 3...2...1...

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@xkcd Hover text: [later] I'm pleased to report we're now identifying and replacing hundreds of outdated metrics per hour.

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@ItsAndyRyan Her: You're trolling me, aren't you? Me: Trolls are great too!

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@xkcd Hover text: Cesium-133, let it be. Cesium-134, let it be even more.

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@xkcd Hover text: If you're really savvy, you can hide an entire set of illicit transactions by timing them to draw what looks like a graph inset.

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@Rainmaker1973 How do you define realistic for a made up creature?

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@xkcd Hover text: The Doppler effect is a mysterious wavelength-shifting phenomenon which seems to primarily affect sirens, which is why the 🚨 emoji is red.

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@xkcd Hover text: ==COSMOLOGY==> 'Uhhh ... how sure are we that everything is made of these?'

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@xkcd Dear Dendrochronologists: You can do better. Don't settle for dating wood samples.

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@InternetH0F You saying he looks sketchy?

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@xkcd Hover text: Bonus question: Where is London located? (a) The British Isles (b) Great Britain and Northern Ireland (c) The UK (d) Europe (or & #39 ;the EU& #39 ;) (e) Greater London

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@xkcd Hover text: Sorry to make you memorize this random string of digits. If it helps, it can also double as a mnemonic for remembering your young relatives' birthdays, if they happened to have been born on February 5th, 2018.

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@Rainmaker1973 Jurassic Park's scientists weren't successful the first time

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@xkcd I feel a little guilty when people wave to thank me after my self-driving car let them in the lane.

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@TheBabylonBee He's in critical conditioner.

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@xkcd Anyone else seeing circles today?

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@xkcd An unintended consequence is that the police are now overwhelmed with murder cases from all the bodies found.

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@simoncholland Meadowfielder

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@TheBabylonBee Bring on the Cybersleigh!

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@InternetH0F In Soviet Russia, burger turns you into a vegetable

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@Rainmaker1973 For real tho

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@xkcd Solar cycles have already been observed.

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@xkcd Hover text: Good to be a little wary of advice that sounds too much like a self pep talk.

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@xkcd I've proposed assembling a team of people leaning against the border, but we're getting some pushback.

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@xkcd We have the coordinates for dinner tonight, but what about the altitude?

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@GigaBasedDad He is not here, for he is risen.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 N'more

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@xkcd This is my view of the e-clips.

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@TheOnion Leave it to the onion to put a bad taste in your mouth.

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@xkcd East Virginia

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@ZacksJerryRig They invented an old technology?

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@xkcd Hover text: Sometimes, you can tell Bloom filters are the wrong tool for the job, but when they're the right one you can never be sure.

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@xkcd Everyone knows the only prescription for a fever is more cowbell.

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@xkcd After this comes a spike when you're clearing the sidewalk and hold your lower back like grandpa.

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@Rainmaker1973 Every introvert's dream home.

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@xkcd Hover text: Certain hybrid events can only happen in certain locations where all the conditions are present; chasers flock to the area in and around Kansas known as tumbleweed-colliding-with-possum alley.

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@xkcd Every eclipse path satellite view

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@Rainmaker1973 Do they rent it out? I need a minute.

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@xkcd As often as rockets explode, the range danger officer has a pretty easy job.

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@Rainmaker1973 This was almost a thing with Project Ara

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@xkcd Just go around it. NO NOT AROUND IT, GO AROUND IT! AHHHHHHHH!

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I will educate you about the dangers of internet scams for only $95.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Wait, they go in wrapped and come out unwrapped?

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@xkcd That's why Buzz is taller in Toy Story 4.

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@xkcd Hi, Maybe, I'm Dad

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@Rainmaker1973 The evidence is plane and simple

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@xkcd The sun, as do most stars, likes to upstage everyone else.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Now that's a power nap!

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@Rainmaker1973 Chiropractors are always promising to have you fixed up in a snap, but then it's like you're addicted to crack.

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@xkcd It's knot great

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@HumansNoContext Do you meat new people often?

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@xkcd Try to say "You just got Punked" without merging some sounds.

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@Rainmaker1973 He'll be the last man standing.....er, kneeling

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 But the carpet though!

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@xkcd We can't even afford coach, more like assistant coach!

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@Rainmaker1973 Not so much a colony, as an empire. That's huge

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🎁 Mega #NFTGiveaway 🎁 Giving away these 1/1 #VagueDragons #NFTs 🐲 2 prizes 🏆 48 hrs ⏰ ✅ RT &❤️ ✅ Follow @photricity #NFTGiveaways #NFT #PolygonNFT #NFTdrop #NFTCommumity

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@SpillTheMemes Engagement farming memes 🧐

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🎁 48 hr #NFTGiveaway 🎁 Winner will be the owner of #VagueDragons #NFT #237 ✅ Follow @photricity ✅ Retweet & ❤️ #NFTGiveaways #NFTs #PolygonNFT #NFTCommunity

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@GigaBasedDad Mining doesn't pay the electricity bill, eh?

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 It's a heat sink to dissipate heat from a computer CPU

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@xkcd I love it venn things just work

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@LibertyCappy Praise he who sits on the throne

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Someone's not in airplane mode!

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@xkcd The Star Wars reference felt forced.

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@xkcd Is this different than the polar fishing championship?

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@AlexFinnX @WallStreetSilv Delivery apps like DoorDash really jack up the prices. This isn't so much about chick-fil-a's pricing as the delivery upcharges.

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@HumansNoContext The phone is performing it as a single equation, using order of operations, while the calculator is doing each operation sequentially.

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🚨 #NFTGiveaway Alert! 🚨 🎁 This 1/1 #VagueDragons #NFT can be yours! ⏰ You have 24 hrs to: 1⃣ Follow @photricity 2⃣ ❤️ + RT #NFTGiveaways #NFTs #NFTCommumity #nftart