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@getlaidan
Their dad was a military general and she had basically like the first smash web show they were definitely rolling in it
AND THAT ROOM REMODEL???? F O R G E T A B O U T I T !!!!!
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@pcstandfor
If im sleep and you saying my name less than 3 times wakes me up, I was just on low power mode
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@AndreExacto
@MinecraftMeme16
Ahah
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All of us, we a l l knew that the w h o l e time
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@_ssiierraa
@ScottieBeam
She has a solid history of not putting her nose where it shouldn’t be
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@JAYVERSACE
BRO somebody needs to get him the help he deserves!!! The man’s bipolar, off his meds, never worked through his mom’s death, and his family and the industry exploit him REGULARLY for monetary gain. Kanye needs help!!
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@Prismascape
@dreamtdebris
I get the feeling the guy didn’t try, idk, talking to them beforehand
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@zhyzhylla
@cleanslatecait
Don’t you EVER disrespect the greatest companion to grape juice this side of Bethlehem
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@theMayor_Mike
@sux2suk__
The comment wasn’t on the fact that he was on it but how he LOOKS on it 💀
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@HookieAC
@ohmiikey
@KFCBarstool
Idk who you tryna act hard for but they ain’t buying it capn. Bro was FOURTEEN and literally said in the beginning of the clip he had never touched a drug previously so I’m not sure what you’re tryna say, but if you were aiming for stupid you hit dumb right on the mark
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@eve_kenneally
Money can’t buy happiness? Well it can buy me things that make me smile and giggle so your move philosophers
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@a_coredingo
@vincestaples
Even though you butchered the spelling of deescalate we hear you bro
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@jfrancewrites
@itskeyon
Wait WHAT?!!?! What the hell kind of show were they gonna make it if not adult Lizzie????
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@Kayy_ZA
Yeah but
Where the fuck do you land your jet at the grocery store
Unless you still need a hangar on the other end to land at
And then drive to the grocery store
This literally only seems like a status thing
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@KidWithDog
@cleoofffilm
I was so ready to have fun and pull up in suits with the boys but of course everything gotta be RUINED BY PEOPLE THAT DON’T KNOW HOW TO REMAIN CIVIL IN PUBLIC SETTINGS
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@RegSizedRuby01
@princessbIurry
What does “free” mean anymore cause clearly it isn’t “void of payment”
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@Srirachachau
His flustered air kinda fills my heart with joy. That’s creative passion, metrics and academies be damned. He basically said “too long for WHO???” And goddamn I love him for it
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@WrittenByHanna
There are even some points in the middle that would be so cool!!! Just WHY so cold and industrial????
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@moezelf
Sometimes I be hearing therapists say shit and I’m like damn do we need to update the fuck out of psych coursework and textbooks
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@Bruce_Cares
@yungdaggerdyke_
THAT’S why her writing and production credit lists be so exTENSIVE
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@almostjes
@Brieyonce
Not in the SLIGHTEST lmao, she hit him with a BRUTAL QuickTime event 💀
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@BeigeFrequency
“Like Sir Isaac Newton with alchemy, he was obsessed with gambling, trying to find the hidden riches in esoteric numerical sequences.”
Gouge my eyes out with heated fire pokers please
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@lookitsindigo
@Brieyonce
Honestly I didn’t even think abt how in line this is with Ellen’s “gotcha!” Lines of questioning [Dakota Johnson flashbacks] damn they mighta full on set her ass up 💀💀💀
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@YourOldDroog
I’ve been tryna keep the Pulitzer out of it but it’s literally a “you write words so good” prize lmaooo
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@g4ys0n
And the fact that the comments are FULL of people just eating this all the way the fuck up I-
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@AlexPetropBr
@loremipsumd0l0r
I literally have no idea and it reads like a lot of the complaints with the show are people misunderstanding it
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@CosmicTerrorGF
@thinkiamsad
Using *Vader Breath* as a bar and following it up with “suck my robot balls” made 12 year old me shit a brick
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@crocfanpage
How fucking dare you steal my tweet that stayed in my brain drafts for 4 months
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@indianloonie
Because they used to be paired based off of very singular, almost tangential traits and that’s what made them amazing 😭 it was almost a meme how they would never pick the pairings people were commenting because they were too obvious and now we’re here
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why the fuck are you using the bat signal to call bruce wayne he’s not gonna know what to do
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@blueglassbabe
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@TevinJC
Then she could’ve said that instead of this backhanded ass projection that truly did nothing but shame women lol
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@midwestbimbo
it’s like beyond disappointing to see bc she used to interview people who were at worst socially “problematic” (Chet Hanks) but now she’s genuinely inviting losers on for a laugh and it’s like girl you’re too funny for that
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@florencenout
@academymckirk
@leohoratio
hon you have posted this like 4 times it does not make his original comment any less cringe 😭 he doesn’t know what he’s doing and that’s ok!!!
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@kasimthedream_
Kendrick: “yeah I’m just a nigga going thru the hood seeing politics and gang culture affect my people, wondering what I as a powerful black man yet stillan individual can do to fix the systemic problems within my community”
Kendrick fans: “ULTIMATE OBAMA ERA ALBUM”
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@doIIastica
I hate that I didn’t question it until Macy’s 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I was like she is a damn TROOPER!!!
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@aivlysarymit
We AREN’T they just USE the shit thinking they know what it means
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@swanuponledawby
“TIP!!!!” Yeah ok this is definitely the best one I’ve seen posted so far this has my vote
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@koosdad
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@jvzmin__
That IS the most effective advertising for when he does start selling
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@nohohankpilled
Do NOT tell them about the cruise episode D O N O T tell them about the bathroom debate
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@JedKingly
I hate the rare occasion when I know more than a trivia game bc in the process of going “no the card is wrong/poorly worded” I just seem like a know-it-all 💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@ThotMcstuffinss
@___inCANdescent
Yknow you’d think, but most of the time this shit starts IN the house.
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@rissblue
@pieIcanela
interesting random thing: you can ask people to add sensitive labels and warnings to their content without being a sarcastic cunt abt it! wild! how am i the only person who knows abt this? (:
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@notmarcoplus
Everyone talking about Not Like Us and I get it but THIS is the one I can’t stop running back 😭
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@jimbo_fisher2
@HunchoBrando
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@NickJFuentes
So using ALLEGEDLY counterfeit money and storming a federal building are equally valid crimes, both of which deserve death? Cool thanks for letting us know exactly where you stand weirdo
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