Paul Danke
@pauldanke
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Stand up comedy and honestly rock n roll.
echo park / all over the place
Joined December 2008
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The every other world leader group chat has got to be hilarious rn
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Asked my kid who is in 8th grade what his friends think of this whole Kanye situation and he told me "NOBODY is talking about him, that's y'alls problem"
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RFK, I'm hearing from everyone their body acne is really popping off, what gives?
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Getting notices when posting on meta platforms discouraging me from posts calling someone a dumbass. Sorry Z man but Dumbass is primetime approved
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Thank goodness that Canadian border is safer, we were all in danger of: waiting at the border crossing for not that long of a time.
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When literally anyone can do an impression of you, AI is the most terrifying
Nicolas Cage says "protect yourselves from AI." “There is another world that is also disturbing me, and it’s happening right now around all of us — the new AI world. I am a big believer in not letting robots dream for us. Robots cannot reflect the human condition for us. That is
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Is there a lemon law for presidents? we've got a clunker here.
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The military did not enter California. The federal government restarted federal water pumps after they were offline for maintenance for three days. State water supplies in Southern California remain plentiful.
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LA Friends! Adult Entertainment: A Comedy Show is back next Wednesday 8pm and it’s FREE w/@adamconover, @joshgondelman, Subhah Agarwal, @lisa_curry, @pauldanke RSVP here: https://t.co/KxE2FFUNti
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Second-guessing why General Robert Lee ordered Pickett’s Charge at Gettysburg has long been a pastime of Civil War historians. However, most modern authorities do not believe that the general’s strategic thinking during the battle was impaired by illness. Image of Lee: age 31, as
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The amount of people now breathlessly saying Mr President is embarrassing.
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Trump and his cronies are the most bad faith argument generators I've ever seen.
Warren on Hegseth suddenly embracing women in combat (if they meet certain standards): "I've heard of death bed conversions. But this is the first time I've heard of a nomination conversion."
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In poor and working-class neighborhoods, tenants will be hit with harassment, frivolous 3-day notices, and baseless evictions. THEN the landlords will price-gouge, and the former tenants will become homeless. EVICTION MORATORIUM NOW
this map shows where all the rent gouging incidents have been happening in LA. not many in working-class neighborhoods but that's probably to be expected. i thought the wealthy ownership class would have each others back. thought wrong. capitalism is so deeply predatory.
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N95 masks are available for the public at all LAPL locations while supplies last. Visit https://t.co/JnjThoc3Vb for hours and updates. Emergency information and resources can be found at https://t.co/MVYckrkvBI.
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We're partnering with @doodles to host an art challenge ( • -) • Doopies can smush together into objects as a way of avoiding danger or predators - make something made out of doopies for a chance to win! details ↓
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Getting a hangover without getting drunk is just a cool thing that I do now.
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