Eli Olsberg
@EliOlsberg
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Comedian, Writer, co-host of Punk Vacation. Come to @PerformAnxiety + listen PV wherever you get your pods!
Los Angeles
Joined April 2009
It's so upsetting that Sean Bean only looks like it rhymes.
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You have to remember the 2010s is when teenagers first started writing essays, before that you just went to school and were graded on vibes only
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Incredible episode where Siskel's dog of the week was Blonde Ambition (apparently the soft cut) and Ebert's was Anthropophogous (also the censored Grim Reaper cut).
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We’ve teamed up with @ArrowFilmsVideo to give away 3 sets of: – In the Mouth of Madness by Sutter Cane (hardcover) – Arrow’s new UK 4K bluray To enter, it's simple: Like and share this post by 26 Oct, 5pm GMT. Winners will be chosen at random and contacted directly. #horror
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Things are so bleak around here, it's been weeks since anyone posted that long take from Babylon with the caption "can't believe everyone slept on the greatest movie of all time"
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Pistachio Disguisey and Yorgos Lanthimos at the 'BUGONIA' premiere.
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NEON operating budget: marketing - $5 palme d'or winners - $1,000,000 two-star oz perkins movies - $573,839,450,248,943
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Whenever there’s a Frankenstein movie that has those scenes with Dr Frankenstein in the arctic or whatever, I always think: Not for me. I don’t care about that arctic stuff. I like when Frankenstein is in a lab and there’s lightning. Also like it when Abbott & Costello are there.
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Soarin' over the all-bald screening of Bugonia
Snuck into the hottest screening in LA… the all-bald screening of Bugonia:
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Roger Watkins' Corruption on 35mm!! Arthouse golden age adult cinema, which means cinema at its finest! Seriously, a can't miss event!
This November the New Bev spotlights Burt Lancaster, highlights the work of Bill Forsyth, presents a special 35mm first-run engagement of Osgood Perkins’ new film Keeper, plus family matinees, midnights, and more! Let us know what you’re most excited to see!
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Seriously, it's so fucking stupid THIS is what fandom news is like now.
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Barb’s body will return in ‘STRANGER THINGS’ Season 5.
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This Italian ad for the 1994 spoof The Silence of the Hams makes it look like it belongs in one of the Forgotten Gialli box sets
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Insane back to back nights here, like all-timer screenings. You'd be a fool to go to AMC Scream Unseen or literally anything else either night.
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One of the greatest music videos of all time
D’Angelo was a sonic and hormonal awakening for many young people who were blessed to have access to music videos in the late 90s. Hearing his music for the first time was like a Pandora’s box of ideas my home wasn’t ready for me to entertain. RIP king.
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