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Apparently this is WAY too hard of an operation for the @BofA_Help app to handle. It’s a check from the state, it’s not like it’s written with a fucking crayon. Get it together, BofA. This feature has only been around for about a decade?

Unreal. The monopoly they call @Ticketmaster @TMFanSupport has screwed me once again. Waited for @JohnMayer tickets. Had 2 great ADA seats lined up with VIP parking. I try to pay with Apple Pay. App has REPEATED errors. Then BOOM. My tix are gone. Fuck Ticketmaster forever. Scum.

Lmao @AmazonHelp Amazon wants us to thank our delivery driver? How about you tell them to suck my ass? Always leaving boxes in the mud instead of the patio. Never knocking or ringing the doorbell. I try really hard not to shit on service people but goddamn, this is annoying.

Hey @UGG when I buy something on your website, what will it say on my credit card statement?

Another day, another penalty and warning from @BankofAmerica because I transferred money between my accounts. So, I get almost zero interest on all my accounts and no flexibility to move / withdraw money as I need it. Should I go to @Ask_WellsFargo or @ChaseSupport instead?

Another day, another botched Ticketmaster presale. How can they be so bad at this every time? @TMFanSupport

By the way, @BankofAmerica, you and my employer have a partnership that gives me the benefit of not having these inane limits. Unless you’ve taken away even more of the few reasons I keep banking with you? Only reason I haven’t left is because you’ll make it a hassle.

The nerve of @BankofAmerica to tell me what I can and can’t do with my own money. And then to threaten me with moving my pennies to a checking account with no interest. I barely get interest from my savings as it is. Banks are the most corrupt nonsense. This is SO insulting.

@AskTarget Any interest in fixing a huge problem you caused with my order, or nah?

Heads up #commuters. @LADOTofficial has fucked up rush hour EVEN MORE than usual by closing the 91W>405N ramp! Because hey, nobody needs that at 7AM on a Monday! And is there sufficient signage so as not to add 20+ minutes to your drive? Lol absolutely not!

So @Facebook, @instagram, and @Twitch all seem to have their issues with #DJ’s who want to #Livestream their sets. So what do we do? What platforms can DJs use to deliver content to audiences from home??

RT the Sturdy Dad to make sure there’s no nonsense on the timeline

⁦@NianticHelp⁩ I’m really tired of these trash-ass 12k eggs.

Can’t believe how shitty @TMobile store employees are. We’ve been to two locations and no employees want to help us. They tell us we can only do things over the phone. Why are their stores even open? Such assholes working here. @TMobileHelp

Christ, @att is the worst. They punish you for needing their help. If you didn’t buy something from them in their stores, they make it impossible to get any help.

Reminder: avoid @att at all costs. 👍🏻

Had such high hopes for my @Sonos speakers, but they’ve been nothing but trouble. Avoid at all costs.

No surprise here—internet went down and @Ask_Spectrum CANNOT be reached for support. Trash.

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Having the worst experience with @Lowes. Been having an issue with one purchase for over three weeks now. So disappointed. What a bunch of fucking morons.