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Live, nothing else actually matters. My tweets do not reflect that of my employer. UNITED X WARRIORS 👻;Orcabii

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@orcabi_
Orcabi
3 years
If i wasn't such a romantic, istg i dunno what else I'd be😂. I can't be hard/mean to save my own life. I don't even get mad when someone i care about upsets me. I grew up watching the OG disney cartoons.. Perhaps that factored into my life growing up and being such a romantic?🤔
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@orcabi_
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4 years
Sooooo my WhatsApp is on fire right now cause of a video i posted and the ladies in my DM are wilding... See the video below😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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When I tell you, I STARTED COUGHING😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wtf😭😭😭
@DisturbingVidz
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4 months
Have you ever been chased by a real cannibal? REALLY HAD TO RUN FOR YOUR LIFE?
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@orcabi_
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4 months
This is some Dr Strange shit cause why did i just do this😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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2 years
@TheIgboWolf Women can be unnecessarily mean at times. My man has already replayed the events of the past week in his head trying to figure out where he went wrong😭😭😭. God my chest!!😭😭
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@orcabi_
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4 months
@kirawontmiss You had me in the first half ngl😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@orcabi_
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4 months
UPDATE: He went back to rescue his Uncle😭😭😭😭😭😭
@orcabi_
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4 months
When I tell you, I STARTED COUGHING😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wtf😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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4 years
The other one😭😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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4 years
Told my Dad now that they're shooting protestors in Abuja, and it's a massacre... Bruh this man legit said "Who is protesting and what are they protesting??" Older folks do not know wtf is going on!! They are mostly not in twitter!!.. Let's move to Facebook!! #EndSARS
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@orcabi_
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4 years
#EndSARS protest in Chicago!! Check thread!! No more sleeping guys!! We're global now!! Keep retweeting any #EndSARS and #EndSWAT tweet you see!!!🙌🏽🙌🏽
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@orcabi_
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Before we had “Go warm eba chop…” there was “Go baff hot water…”😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@orcabi_
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4 years
SARS dey Festac... Comot ur airpods, comot ur cuban... Keep am for blocos if u wan waka... Waka jeje o... RT for awareness
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@orcabi_
Orcabi
4 years
This August : 😪😪 Burna : Twice As Tall. Cuppy : Original Copy Fireboy : Apollo Davido : A Better Time Wizkid : Made in Lagos 😪😪 Na my earpiece go suffer am sha😪😪
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@orcabi_
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3 months
@biglxmy Lmaoooooo exactly. It can’t be explained, it has to be felt🤣🤣
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@orcabi_
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1 month
Disney Princess slander??? Let’s have it please 🙏🏾
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@orcabi_
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4 years
I think i must've watched this video one too many times and it still hits everytime. Shank got me on this one😂😂😂😭😭😭
@Auntyadaa
𝐀𝐔𝐍𝐓𝐘 𝐀𝐃𝐀
4 years
Something to make me/us feel a little better. Please quote this tweet with funny videos or anything funny🙏🏼
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@orcabi_
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2 months
@phranceskaa Na only me dey house!!! I used God beg you this nightttttt Ada!!!
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@orcabi_
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4 years
It's my birthday today y'all😌❤🎉🎂
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@orcabi_
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4 years
@rotondwa_n Father who controls the heavenly beings!!! What did i just read!!!😩😩😩😩
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@orcabi_
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3 years
@dinma_x You ate four apples???😮😮 Na why God comot us for Garden of Eden be this😒
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@orcabi_
Orcabi
1 month
Jasmine falling for a church rat and a con artist like Aladdin just didn’t sit right with me. Like omg stand up girl😭😭
@orcabi_
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1 month
Disney Princess slander??? Let’s have it please 🙏🏾
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@orcabi_
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4 years
@dunamistic 3 stages of me reading this story
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@orcabi_
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4 years
@Control_Freakk @JaeMajette He's so cute in the last frame with the cheeto in his mouth😂😂😂
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@orcabi_
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4 months
@DailyLoud Yeah keep him in there please. Whatever he did, he did it and then some😭😭
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@orcabi_
Orcabi
3 months
100 naira!! I go starve myself for school just to learn “No Air” lyrics. I go reach house go play am for my Sony Ericsson walkman, dey read the lyrics as e dey go… you weren’t there!!🫵🏾😭🤣🤣🤣
@The_BeatOven
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3 months
People used to buy lyrics???😂😂😂
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@orcabi_
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4 years
E no even pain me sef😪😪 but i don block the bastard😪😪
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@orcabi_
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2 months
@naetochukwu01 “One faithful Sunday my mom came home from church….” What exactly do some people go to church for??? Is it to learn or just to gossip and see their friends??? Cause how are you coming back from church to perpetuate evil???? Lmaooooo ok😊
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@orcabi_
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@orcabi_
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1 month
Jasmine falling for a church rat and a con artist like Aladdin just didn’t sit right with me. Like omg stand up girl😭😭
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@orcabi_
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2 months
@big_business_ Nahhhhh this the type of beef the Feds need to get involved in cause this shit might get real rq😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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3 months
Police see you begin dance?? Your own don finish be that oo😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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3 months
@tikli_____ Me as soon as she takes off her pants🤮😭😭
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@orcabi_
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4 years
@theysIashthem Baby booooooo---- i choooseeee youuuuuuu😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩
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@orcabi_
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4 years
@zeemulani Is this what true love feels like ayee??
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@orcabi_
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3 months
@tomiwebstr Another sacred record broken by The Hag😔💔
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@orcabi_
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@orcabi_
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1 month
What exactly did you see in a beast that made you think “…yeah, i can change him” You’re quite bold ooo fine girl😂😂
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@orcabi_
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4 years
@spicymaa He ain't got nuggets😪😪😪
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@orcabi_
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1 month
@404x44 E dey smoke am sha😭😭 The kain hunger wey go hol am after ehnnn, e go drink your blood finish😭😭
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@orcabi_
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3 months
@tomiwebstr The day i stopped taking this guy serious was the day he spat on his palm, and then rubbed the spit on his member’s eyes and forehead!! Broooo he rubbed KELEBE on people fgs say na so Jesus do am!! Even thooooooooo😭😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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3 months
@Somms_N The amala inside your mouth as soon as you bit into it😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@orcabi_
Orcabi
1 month
What exactly did you see in a beast that made you think “…yeah, i can change him” You’re quite bold ooo fine girl😂😂
@orcabi_
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1 month
Disney Princess slander??? Let’s have it please 🙏🏾
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@orcabi_
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4 years
As you dey learn Ph twitter slangs, Abobi, Selina, Manchi, Wida, Sail.... E.t.c Bros abegggg no go talk am for where MEN dem cluster oooo!!! E no go funny o... You go collect wotowoshiously baba!! No go cap careless!! Enjoy your day. Don't forget #SARSMUSTEND #SarsMustGoNow
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@orcabi_
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4 months
@kusssman I like as you no mention anybody😭🤣🤣🤣 Make different fanbase dey battle🤣🤣🤣
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@orcabi_
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4 years
Wike, we are ready.. Are you? Selina tested and trusted 😌💀💀 #SARSMUSTEND #PortHarcourtEndSARSProtest #SarsMustGo
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@orcabi_
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4 years
@_TayTayy_ @_TayTayy_ be kiafu Fayo can scratch😂😂😂😂
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@orcabi_
Orcabi
3 months
@unc_lefreddie She said😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
Orcabi
4 years
Your 5th @ is that person 😂😂😂 Even if it's your gender🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@orcabi_
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That’s not what’s happening lol… It’s not local rice in foreign bag, no one is stupid enough to do that. It’s a lil less complicated than that. How do i explain🤦🏾‍♂️
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Oyindamola🙄
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Buying local rice and then pouring it into foreign bags to hype up the price as foreign rice for people to buy. Why???
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@orcabi_
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@BJAdeparusi I just dey shout ahnahn as i dey read this thing!! October 2023??? Just like that????? E no go better for any talking stage wey pass 2 weeks ooo!! Ahnahn??😩😩
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@orcabi_
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@orcabi_
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4 months
UPDATE: He went back to rescue his Uncle😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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@orcabi_
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3 years
@simply_lay_ @m1xedmami Not happening here on the TL Layla. He's already in ur DM's. You just have to reply him
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@orcabi_
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1 month
@Jemeelahh_ Now here comes his mom with “Let me keep it for you…” Boy if you can see this, it’s a trapppp😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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4 months
@kirawontmiss What’s that brother 🤮
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@orcabi_
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2 years
It's been 3yrs and Oxlade still hasn't released "Folashade"😔. All men do is lie...
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@orcabi_
Orcabi
2 years
@retiredhotgirl_ @lNTERNETBBY "I know that ain't nutmeg" took me tf out😩😭🤣 I remember her mom said something about nutmeg being in Mac n Cheese😂😂😂
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@orcabi_
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4 years
#EndSARS #EndSWAT Chicago sef no sleep, why you go sleep??!! RT!!!!
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@orcabi_
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5 months
@logicfgs As at 50mins yesterday she don dey shake when we dey play 2-2 and Newport dey press😭😭
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@orcabi_
Orcabi
3 years
@thebiyitudors Please twitter is not a courtroom. Sort ur issues amongst family and friends. Nobody is your friend on this app. People are just here for the gist and you're spoon feeding them at this point. Log off please. Love and light.
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@orcabi_
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3 months
@shxkxbabu When will you get hold of a job?
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@orcabi_
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1 month
You left your entire family and forfeited your claim to the throne for penis?????? Shame on you🫵🏾😒
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1 month
Disney Princess slander??? Let’s have it please 🙏🏾
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You left your entire family and forfeited your claim to the throne for penis?????? Shame on you🫵🏾😒
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@orcabi_
Orcabi
3 years
@_oosoom The corgi later that day when the owner played him the video laughing his ass off😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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2 months
@naadjeley04 He took out Onan simply because he wouldn’t impregnate his brother’s wife!! Mans just wasn’t ready for kids!! How was that a crime😭😭 Or when he took out 42 yutes simply cause they called Elijah’s old ass “bald”!! The kids weren’t lying yunno, he was a bald man😭 STRICTTTTTT
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@orcabi_
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@Oom_nins She’s awaiting medicals at her new club, contract already signed… after medicals, comes the unveiling😔🕊️
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@orcabi_
Orcabi
4 years
Now see some replies.... Who are these people and why are they so horny😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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@dekunle_ib Even as a guy, I’m actually very scared of you
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@orcabi_
Orcabi
4 years
Kano taking this thing toooooo personal. Did anybody show them ballot box by chance?
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@orcabi_
Orcabi
4 years
@honeybob11 Mama no wan make dispatch rider come deliver am hot slap😭😭😂😂
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@orcabi_
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11 months
@thatoivan Jay Z casually wearing generational wealth on his wrist😭😭😞
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@orcabi_
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2 years
@jennai_bae @lucidnee Ngl, after i read this tweet, went ahead to check your media to see wassup and almost gave up cause all you had for like the first 60 images were gifs/memes... Then i found out you wasn't lying and i respect that... but Goddamn!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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4 years
@_omoissy E don be for Joshua oooo!!! Fury licked Wilder's blood.... He would eat Joshua's flesh😭😭😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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1 month
@sandra_ejechi Not just her. Ariel too
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@orcabi_
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7 months
@ogheneyxle People not getting the last F???? It has to be REAL FUCKER😭😭🤣🤣
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@orcabi_
Orcabi
7 years
How @wizkidayo fans feel right now after this punch line of frog 🐸 voice. 😂😂....Versus how frog voice fans feel😂
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@orcabi_
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4 years
What did i do wrong fgs??
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@orcabi_
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2 years
@deoors @FaruqBashar Whole time cooch was marinating at traffic temperature!! Stayed wet the entire drive there. God abeg😭😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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2 years
@ighoalex4 @GodsgreatG Shit bro... Hope you didn't die?
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@orcabi_
Orcabi
4 years
@Adaolis_a @Deola__Adereti She also has to agree to tell other suitors she's HIV positive She should not be wicked.
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@orcabi_
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4 years
They never should've given you niggas tiktok😪
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@orcabi_
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5 months
How do i open Instagram and this is the first thing i see??? She and her husband called me poor in 54 different languages😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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2 years
@burninwind @BigBootyJudy814 "Ouuu double homicide???"... "Murder was the case?" I'm ded dawg😭😭😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
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@orcabi_
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1 year
@Austeen___ You be fool😭😭
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@orcabi_
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4 years
The only snap update that gives me joy😍😍😍
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@orcabi_
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4 years
@DuchessT_ Late again??😪😪
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@orcabi_
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5 years
@Ohloowatoscene GGMU GGMU GGMU GGMU
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@orcabi_
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2 years
@Oli_Ekun "Babe i can't hear you, it's so loud in here let's text please baby, i love you sm" Ahhh iwo olorun😭😭
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@orcabi_
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4 months
@FemiBallHard_LV Bruh my belle dey pain me fr😭😭
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@orcabi_
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4 years
@Oluwakemi_x I have a better one Kemi... Eii God!!😭😭💓💓💓
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@orcabi_
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Editing this video was really hard cause we've come a long way from when this #EndSARS movement began😥. We've lost so much. This is a tribute to all our fallen heroes nationwide💔🙌🏽💓😓 Forever in our hearts✊🏾💓 #RipOke (Zamfara, #CongoIsBleeding , #islamismyreligion , Everytime)
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3 months
@notshalom_ Fish swallow one guy vomit am after 3 days?? Ogaju😂🤣
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@orcabi_
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7 months
@tomiwebstr Jesus… this guy don kill me😭😭😭
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@orcabi_
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2 years
@SystemSunday Where's Predestination?? Lmaooo incomplete list...
@orcabi_
Orcabi
2 years
If you think "Behind her eyes" fu*ked your brain in ways you never imagined, if you think "Fractured" fu*ked your brain in 4 different ways, watch "Predestination" tonight and get TOTALLY MIND FUCCKEEDDDDD!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!😭😭😭😭
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@DaiKelsey So tf u supposed to do when someone breaks in?? Be like "uhhh i know you see me keep watch here... Get tf out"??😭😭😭😂😂
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4 years
A thread of Beardless Kings?? We take too much crap on this bird app but we fine as hell.😐😐 Drop a picture if you're beardless and fine AF!!! RT for others to see!!!!
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@kirawontmiss Having the time of his life, when he gets hungry later he’d catch some fish. I need this life😭😭
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4 years
@rotondwa_n Reading this for the second time and i still got the same reaction!!!😪😪😪😪
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@iatemuggles @__dembem Who wants to make a baby girl... I'm medium ugly😩😩😩
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