picture day is one of my favorite holidays.

13th reason type shit wtf 😭😂.

not only did i wake up to some bullshit but my uber eats driver left my food outside the gate of my house and when I went to go get it, a fat ass cat was suckin on my oxtail 💔.

why every popeyes parking lot fcked up like that? 😭.

i thank God for giving me the ability to always figure it out.

as soon as it get a lil chilly outside, i’m ducking off to chicago for a weekend to fall in love.

you really don’t realize how young you had your kid until they get older and start growing up.

wendy’s didn’t hand me my drink at the window so I pulled back around and said you forgot my diet dr. kelp??? she said nah this a ginger ale 😭.

i literally could not date/be friends with somebody who stand up and look dumb as soon as the plane park, nothing can withstand that judgement lmao.

update - i cried. i accidentally missed the fenty hair launch party 💔.

you ever needed to cry but just got your lashes done? 😓.

“i gave that woman 16 years of my life and she gon go and have a baby on me with my grandaddy”.

my cycle be on some monkey see, monkey do ass bullshit 🙎🏾‍♀️.

just a fyi, safari only lets you have 609 tabs open before you have to start deleting them to open new ones 😅.

i need a vacation before i blow a fuse out this bitch fr.

today dragging like a mf.

anybody know somewhere i can go to just scream rq ???.

lmfaoooooooo omg 🤣🤣🤣.

choose and chose be beating my ass 🥺.

i want a grill for mother’s day 😭😂.