Otunba Dékúnlé
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If you crack your voice small and shout Shekpe! It’ll fall to its knees.
Excavated from the Mastaba of Ka-aper at Saqqara, Egypt, in 1870. Photos my own, 2022.
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MC Oluomo seeing 31 team buses on the streets of Lagos
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Ask her to come over so y’all can discuss, one guy don dey burst her head and she’s about to get serious with him. Your job here is to make her understand that you’d not be interfering with her love life, then go ahead and unburst her head.
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Lol gone are the days we were falling for yarns like this. Talmbout “Nigerian graduates are not employable” but na for our eyes tech boom pack even undergraduates go.
Over 600 job applications yet we struggle to find 20 good candidates.
There are issues. How do we solve them?
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The only thing real in Nigeria right now is my love for you. Text me.
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If mama Shaffy holds me like this, man I don’t even know 😪
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If she’s dark, obviously Yoruba (I mean that’s all Yoruba women do) from Oyo state, a final year student and she starts a conversation, leads you on, sleeps with you severally and have you pick out baby names, then goes ahead to marry another person. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
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Not like we care again but we will be there.
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@sageXLJ
This is how to do it. Let them play all the ball and come out, then you attack from the flank with your fastest wingers 🤌
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Confronting people lol
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I hope Adekunle Gold knows that he can still randomly record a 4-track EP like the orente days and drop it anytime in 2024. No roll out, no pr, nothing nothing just something for the Day 1s who were confused as to why a Yoruba man in suit and sharp punk was killin it on a one…
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I hope Ilebaye knows she neither has Erica or Tacha typa flair to get disqualified.
Ebi a pa + nobody go carry you go club or ilashe on Sunday.
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Looking at it now all the kids on KKB show were actually rich kids and almost all of them went on to be it. As a kid we all thought it was some random selection, Lol e don tey dem rig this game.
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@OgunsijiOyinka1
Lol you just know she wears gold and everybody wants her at their party 😂
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Regardless of the context this is a very nonsense thing to say. You people don’t have females in your lives?
Having a period cramp is not an excuse for bad behaviour.
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Fake drunk texting >>>>
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Ok now this woman is sweet 🤭
I need to restock my trad wardrobe but that salary increase has to come first.
I need like 10 🫠
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@Lizzycute_
The earlier they even start to see jobs as a two way contract and not a favour the better for all involved.
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If she tattoos her brows and also tattoos star as her beauty spot. My brother it is finished
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Purity test una, I’m pure because the lord has cleansed me ✋
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Davolee - Festival Bar
Falz - Child of world
Iceprince - Whiskey
Brymo - Illusion
Omawumi - If you ask me
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Stream numbers and charts ruined Nigerian music.
Stand strong is one of the best songs of 2022.
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Lol my cousins kids are even my kids idk what you’re on about.
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I was just explaining to my guy how Islam as a religion is not out to inconvenient you. Fasting in Islam is not to keep you in starvation, it is for you to have just a “feel” of what people who don’t have food go through. Ramadan is not just about not eating, but about abstinence
They do not fast.
They only switch their meal times and eat more during those periods and use it to avoid work during the day.
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This or that
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An Ogbomoso man was taken to fine dining - a tale.
Ps: there was no amala 😪
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Use noun take carry photographer come now 😒
Texted my father that I’m taking him for a shoot and yada yada yada and this man still found time to take me on a quick English lesson.
You’re 60 in a few days when does it fvckin end 😭😭
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@TheIgboWolf
Lol well you people have very poor memory I think cos in my 20+ years of living I’ve always had to tell my Christian friends the same thing every year. Ok for clarity sake anytime we finish fasting it’s never the ram own 😂
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Happy birthday to my mentor, teacher, only parent, grammarian extraordinaire, and father.
Thank you for always showing up and showing out.
Cheers to 60 ❤️
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Some call it office, I call it runway stage 🤝
What do you look like at work? Show us your work outfit/look
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@Adxpillar
Fam we just want to eat amala and wear aso ebi all this religious bs no concern us. Ileya for olori ebi side, Christmas lo do big mummy, Odun egun for baba agba end
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I can guess meaning of words just by how they sound and 90% of the time I’m usually right or very close to.
What's the nerdiest thing about you? This is a safe nerdy space. 😊
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@thesheking_
Lol and I swear it’s cute, cos I remember seeing the adults that did this for me as angels. It just means extra doughnut break 😌
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Oxlade’s Kulosa is actually charting in plenty cities on Apple Music o omo,
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Btw stream Tio Tequila my niece Deja needs to live soft life 👍
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I just unlocked palmoil rice today. I'm sorry you babes can't marry me cheap, I'll suggest you 4-5 women come together as a conglomerate pull resource and go to my father's house and ask for my hand in marriage o.
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@_flint_stone_
The amount of bread soaked with Fanta - Beans and 4 days ago bread diet combo wey run this p ehn
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Eid Mumbarak to all the Muslim faithful. May all our prayers in the holy month of Ramadan be our testimonies in the coming months. Salam!
- Signed:
Haji Kazeem
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I never fit join this thread cos I go just turn am to daily diary.
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I practice what I preach ✨
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No vex this one no be Afro-agric 🤭
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It’s been a long time coming 🫶
Workers’ Day! Celebrate yourself with a picture of you at work.
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@_bim_bo
Exactly! With very unrealistic expectations. Not to write off that some people are actually unemployable, but these numbers are a reflection of the company not the applicants.
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You people are witnessing prime money laundering una say na fan love. Lol ok 😊
Fans surprise CeeC with a 700billion mansion in Lekki for her birthday gift, amid other expensive items
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Can you people run it for me?
I’m giving out 2 hoodies this weekend to 2 followers.
First 2 people to get 200 retweets on their quote gets a free hoodie in a color of your choice.
Send proof and delivery details.
Goodluck.
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People saying chicken has no business in Egusi lack ball knowledge I’m afraid.
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The supremacy of properly warmed yesterday jollof rice >>>
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“those who fw the gospel of otunba will govern those that do not”
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Avi +2
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I’ve lived through a whole era.
9/11
Death of Osama Bin Laden
Death of Micheal Jackson
Black US president
Death of a Nig. President
Ebola
Death of Nelson Mandela
A global pandemic
Death of Kobe Bryant
Messi leaves Barcelona
Death of Queen Elizabeth
…and a whole lot more
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I don't like that this man started his politics late at all pictures like this should have circulated sinceee. But I get it better late than never, March 11 we moveeeeee
I understand your cynicism, because Nigerian politicians & the system have failed us repeatedly, but I tell you today I have a heart for the people. I was also protesting out there with the good people of Lagos during End Sars.
I was with you all, & I am still with you all
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Sin ku mo le pa
Se bon de laju lajon
Kola mo custard dem wan make I change my style 🫶
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Lol never again! Terms shall be discussed before arrival and contract shall be reviewed upon arrival and final consent shall be sort at every step. Starting with the phrase “You’ve a beautiful lips, can I kiss you?”.
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If she’s asthmatic don’t let her go.
What’s a non sexual sign that indicates that someone will likely be great in bed?
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So I just figured that I love to be disturbed by a significant order so I can say “stop disturbing me” and form “you’re disturbing”, but I genuinely love every bit of the disturbance don’t you dare stop. I don dey understand this love thing, make my money complete first 🙏🏼
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So Nelson, Seyi and Mercy are talking about Dianne. Dianne walks in and ask what are you guys talking about they said you and continue talking in her presence! That's some OG move no backstabbing shii
#BBNaija
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Whoever scored music for Far From Home should start charging in dollaz for masterclass abeq.
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Pick your poison ☠️
Caution: It just keeps getting wider after every slide ⚠️
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Whatever swallow you pick make sure it’s white.
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I’ve seen poor casting before but what in the rubbish is P Square as Femi Fernandez??
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One thing I respect Davido for he’s not pandering to the whole appeal to the western culture bs. He’s one of the very few who has been and is still make afrobeat records for its actual audience none of that Grammy seduction nonsense. I’m happy he’s getting the flowers regardless
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Eid Mumbarak from me (and no mine yet) to all Muslim faithful 🖤
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Update! Iya yinnn
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It’s not in my place to say pim, I forgot laptop at home and went to work with charger 😭🤚
Forgot my cylinder where I went to fill it, this night go long.
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@hananscorner
I’m interested in the middle one would like to see real life person rock that proper
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*Hits a chief blunt*
What if when we're alive is actually a dream and when we die is when we wake up and actually become alive
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@Aychess__
Advisably, have the conversation in your palour bare-chested and use your best cologne 👍
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@blacjom
HR position requires mostly soft skills, if that technician has the soft skills needed in HR they are good to go. Any needed hard skill can be learnt on the job.
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