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@omically
common law wife guy
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@jakebrodes
jake rhodes
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Old heads: When you move in w your girlfriend/wife you can still do this. I call it Rumpus Time. I say yeah I’ll be in bed in a bit and then I spend 3 hours lookin at Buick grand nationals on BAT and then the other 3 looking at aerial photos of the CIA black site thats in Chicago
@soimerry_
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y’all males say “good night” and stay up for an extra 6 hours
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@ergo_praxis
ergopraxis.bsky.social
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There is evidence that the IDF forcibly undresses palestinian women and films them naked on a systematic basis for blackmail purposes, by the way. It comes up in various reports by NGOs and the UN.
@ragipsoylu
Ragıp Soylu
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Greta Thunberg: “Israeli soldiers hit, kicked, starved, and tortured me” • They placed a flag next to me, and anytime the flag touched me, they kicked me • Whenever I raised my head to look at Ben-Gvir, I was kicked • She was filmed while stripped naked • Prison was
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@omically
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this cat got her head stuck in a tissue box!
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@VocalPolitics1
Vpol
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When Israel fails to achieve its goals through genocide, it turns to Plan B: internal sabotage. ▪️During the Gaza war, Israel and select Gulf partners funded and armed proxy factions led by Yasser Abou Shabab, tasked with dismantling the resistance from within even if it meant
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@TVFreePalestine
Free Palestine TV
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Very disappointing @richimedhurst, the budget of this failed Flotilla ($100m) would have been sufficient to buy the whole elections in a country like Italy, or launch an international news TV station; the cost of a larger Flotilla could launch a revolution. But you all live in
@richimedhurst
Richard Medhurst
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@cleaming_
fear before the marge of simpson - Bart Damage
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every diy venue should ban moshing, ban drugs and alcohol, stop PWYC tickets, stop booking bands and playing music (to cut costs), downsize the venue to be a stall on the street corner, only sell hot dogs, have a selection of condiments (ketchup, mustard, relish)
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@omically
common law wife guy
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I think this guy is probably upset right now
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@omically
common law wife guy
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muscle relaxant feels like a miracle drug when you need it
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@jeremysmiles
Jeremy Kaplowitz
26 days
so honored to get to give my official Letterboxd Top 4!!
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@catgirlprostate
maddy catgirlprostate
1 month
Yet another example of "crimes should be legal if they're funny enough"
@CultureCrave
Culture Crave 🍿
1 month
A Disney Springs restaurant was robbed by a scuba man 🤿 • He swam up to the restaurant after it closed • Spray painted the security cameras • Stole up to $20K while staff were counting cash for deposit • Dove back into the water and escaped before police arrived (via
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@omically
common law wife guy
1 month
when mario said "woohoo! I'm the weiner!" I felt that
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@Samwitch222
Samanthaaaa
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Kids these days don't even write manifestos anymore they just do short form bullet engraving content
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@omically
common law wife guy
1 month
happy birthday to this sweet little lady! to celebrate we are setting up two big jenga towers and letting her crash through them
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@haugejostein
Jostein Hauge
1 month
Drawing on data from 12,000 articles and hundreds of speeches, a recently published paper finds that China has no intention of replacing the US as a global hegemon. The paper debunks the widely held belief that China harbors imperialist ambitions similar to those of the West.
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@omically
common law wife guy
1 month
calling it now: Charlie Kirk was assassinated specifically to distract from Poland enacting article 4
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@omically
common law wife guy
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I hope charlie kirk was killed by a mormon all hopped up on soda
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@sleepdealerrr
he/theyo kojima
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I am hearing that on his deathbed Charlie Kirk received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad is his prophet!
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@omically
common law wife guy
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those dogs are gonna be chasing trains
@muddaub
your cousin Vinny
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fucking DOG AUTISM
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@Sarah_Colero
Sarah Colero
2 months
"I'm a doctor who performs MAID up to 4 times a day on disabled people. I can't seem to figure out why so many people want it though. Personal preference? Socially acceptable?" UN & disabled people: 👀🤯 It's. Systemic. Coercion.
@Sarah_Colero
Sarah Colero
2 months
3) the physician who does "perform" MAID, sometimes up to 4X per day, says it's put pressure on resources. Claims it's "not clear" why people in Quebec (Canada) choose MAID at a higher rate than anywhere else in the world. Guesses all involve choice & not the coercive nature.
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