updated self portrait

this is driving me nuts because I know it exists. i held it in my hands at one point. but for the life of me i can't figure out who it was.

does anyone know that one rap album/EP where the cover is a parody of Ted. like the seth macfarlane talking bear movie. but like changed to be a rap album cover. i stg i saw it at a store ages ago but can't find it.

RT @alshipley: AI slop really ruined the fine art of low budget rap mixtape covers.

increcible album followed by 10 minutes of silence, followed by a hidden song that sounds like Peter Griffin singing that has a random pissing in toilet noises break. it's peak.

changing my gender to that of an R&B singer. my pronouns are Us/her.

RT @cleaming_: on my second listen of this rn and I'm obsessed. deadeyesunder - Cursed Be The Deceiver (1998). Mathy proto-deathcore. Holy….

RT @twitchyhandmovr: A Partial Dialogue Between Ghost and Priest – A Textbook Tragedy. Absolutely insane, I highly recommend listening to t….

Buried Inside Chronoclast 10 times

i got salmonella one time earlier this year and now every time i open reddit i'm hit with a "you might like" post from the "weirdeggs" subreddit with an image of an egg that's just kinda fucked up.

This is not some poser, this is someone who's logged a few hundred screamo/post-hardcore albums on rym. this is someone who knows what sophie's floorboard is. this is someone who's deep enough into the genre to know how to set a discourse trap.

you can tell this is masterful bait because there's no way someone who classifies Korn, Staind and Breaking Benjamin as emo also listens to Alinah, I Hate Myself, TGHS, Burial Etiquette, and I Hate Sex. this is the type of bait i can only aspire to post.

the difference between real emo and fake emo is Mom's Typewriter font.

This is the limited edition tour version of the CD. There's a hidden track at the end where you get to hear a guy taking a piss. awesome.

on my second listen of this rn and I'm obsessed. deadeyesunder - Cursed Be The Deceiver (1998). Mathy proto-deathcore. Holy shit this sounds ahead of it's time, this fucking rips. I love it

Metalcore/mathcore goldmine today. Triple Converge, Creation is Crucifixion, tristatekillingspree, Path To Misery, and fucking. deadeyesunder

we are so back

I CAN'T FALL ASLEEP WITHOUT YOU BY MY SIDE.YOUR KNEES IN MY BACK.MY HAIR IN YOUR EYES.

All American Rejects, DFA1979, and the Yellowcard ones have been claimed.

my only catch is that you must take that lost prophets cd and destroy it lmao.

if any vancouver mutuals want a stack of free CDs, these are all yours. Mix of stuff I've had since I was a teenager and don't want anymore, and some that I've just accidentally gotten duplicates of. If nobody claims them, they're just going to get donated to the thrift store.