Phil Thicckelson 🍑
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P1. THF. cowboys. rangers. mean green. crimson tide. @jtimberlake stan. DraftKings. vanilla🍦killa. 5 inch inseam advocate. beard connoisseur.
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Girls Night Out! we love it here 🥹❤️
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Thanks for what you do to your bodies
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Pinnacle of the day tho (no disrespect to all previously named celebrities) look at the excitement on my face to see the athletic body of one
@MikeSirois
I couldn’t even be bothered to smile like a human being 💀💀
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Today would be my niece’s birthday, but she was killed in a car accident in 2017. She was on life support while waiting for donor recipients to be notified and 5 people received gifts from her. I was able to get a print out of her EKG and now she is present with me forever
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I drove almost 30 min to get a Shug’s Bagel breakfast sandwich and my people in Christ…it was absolutely worth it 🤤
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I officially paid off all my credit card debt today! I don’t owe any of these fools nothin’ 🎉
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My coworker’s mom came thru with these thicc lil baddies..nothing like fresh tamales for chrimmus..🤌🏽
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gravity has a chance to do the funniest thing ever
Texas Governor Greg Abbott is scheduled to go skydiving today with 106 year old WWII Veteran
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Celebrity sightings
@SeanCBass
and
@GreatDonovan
Cc:
@Ang_or_Angela
@dramatic_one
@SteampunkMuppet
@SassySlashShack
@di_atribe
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“The dildo of consequence rarely arrives lubed” -Socrates, probably
I, a mom & grandmother with no criminal history, have lived like this since
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. The box on my ankle holding me INSIDE the house, unable to live. In 13 days the government will force me to endure a 51 month sentence because the last 3 years of confinement means nothing.
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Oh no, we need to be forgiven for this?!! I add bacon grease to the batter with my entire chest…and I leave the crumbled bacon in the bottom of the cast iron so it’s bacon IN the cornbread too 😂😂
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Happy birthday to
@corbydavidson
, obviously one of my best friends as indicated by this picture of us being besties at Ticketstock 🥳🎂🧁
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LOL lebron went deep in the bag for this one
Welp guess my blue ✔️ will be gone soon cause if you know me I ain’t paying the 5. 🤷🏾♂️
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Sending
@SteampunkMuppet
off in style 🔥
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@Ang_or_Angela
ft Jameson!
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missing Wash and his 1212 loop 12 windmill arm so much right now
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Your favorite Twitter account’s favorite Twitter accounts 😎
@CooperEarlJones
@gr8tvaluebiggie
@JasonOrOfficial
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Well fleets are no more so I gotta bless the TL properly…I won a marble race on
@MikeSirois
twitch stream the other day and
@GreatDonovan
hooked me up with one of his limited edition bday shirts..people really do win! 💥 in tha 🏠
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Carrie Bradshaw is the answer and I will not be taking questions
This is actually a good topic: who are some of the worst main characters ever?
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Cocaine bear was 2/5 stars but the saving grace was seeing these gals on a school night
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@Ang_or_Angela
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bach that ass up
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Hell yes to Troy and Joe doing ticket bits on a national broadcast!
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Joe buck just said ‘send that to Peter king’ and I feel like that was a p1 Easter egg lol
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bro I thought there was a weapon aimed at this dog, and the dog doesn't look totally convinced that its not
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Shut it down, let’s go home…the greatest pour of all time
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Little Texas Rangers World Series celebraish 🏆
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@BigPoppa_Brian
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p1 tweet up
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@chad_mccann
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Needed a little
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cause there is a big day of sportsing ahead..good morning to ya
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#GoAndTakeIt
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Today I officially signed my offer letter for a promotion and a raise. Pretty nice little day 😁
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Back in my OnlyPans bag again…leftover brisket turned into breakfast taco 🤌🏽
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I know one thing tho, I better not see one fucking mosquito come spring
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Catered lunch today, thankfully they let me make the food plans around here 🤣😏
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Tune into the ticket for me doing Martin trivia! It’s me it’s me it’s me
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It’s my moms 65th birthday weekend so I took her on a private tour to meet some elephants today and she had the BEST time! 🥰
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Happy Cinco de Mayo and Stars victory Friday to those who observe either or both. Let’s be mediocre and just make it to the weekend! 🤪
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Jerry gonna have to buy more than a yacht and box of wine for Gene to get over it this time 🤦🏽♀️
Woman sues Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, says he is her father, court documents say
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I know, Thanksgiving plates aren’t always photogenic but my mom threw down in the kitchen, per usual…for reference:
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Screening The Many Saints of Newark with
@breedmylove
cause people really do win on the ticket 😜
#thf
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let me just say, first of all, I would run thru a wall for the playmaker ™️….that being said, this fit is atrocious 😩 I wish the store he bought these jeans at had been CLOSED
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Lol one of y’all found yourself smart enough to help my strong commitment to this bit 😂😂😂
#p1secretsanta
there’s no actual name listed so someone let me know who to thank!
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Halfway thru the week calls for a coffee treat. Let’s be adequate! ☕️ 🐪
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Not the cock martens 😂😂
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We outchea
@dramatic_one
@aguirre1610
@CooperEarlJones
@di_atribe
@sosportsy
@SassySlashShack
@Circuitouslife
@kirstynrenee
@BrandonC1323
@gr8tvaluebiggie
@PseudoNic
and the always hospitable
@BeauInSantaFe
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I’m old enough to know there is no ‘best’ position for sleeping…you better spin like a rotisserie chicken if you wanna be able to operate all your joints the next day
can we all agree that this is definitely the best position for sleeping
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Ok but I was able to get my life together in time for the group pic
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Every so often I get supes emosh on here about how much I ❤️ this little corner of twitter.
It’s been especially great for letting me run with this bit for so long 😂🤣
Shout out to
@Blk_Dolphin
&
@WoolfGlassWorks
bc I am OBSESSED with my new wine glasses!!
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nah vending-machine gun kelly really snapped on this
My boss just fired me yesterday. He must not know I’m SNACK HARLOW 😭😎😤
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