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Daddy issues. M&M slut and orgasm PEZ dispenser. My feed is as bipolar as I am. I used to be funny, now I’m medicated. #depression #mentalhealthmatters #bipolar
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Reverse cowgirl so I don’t have to stop watching HGTV
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I’m a Bernie supporter who’s smart enough to know not voting for Biden means another 4 years of trump. Please quit lumping us all into some preconceived idea you have of Bernie supporters. Keep in mind some of us are very sad today, but we will move forward and keep fighting.
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Just picked my son up from his first day at the local public high school. This has my blood boiling. I don’t know about you all, but my kids didn’t sit in the school parking lots with Obama flags when he was president. This is not normal. It is a cult. Fuck all of this shit.
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How about instead of taking away the rights of women to control their own bodies, we take away the rights of 18-25 year old white men to have guns.
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I feel like people who had no side effects from the vaccine don’t speak up enough. I had no side effects. Don’t assume you will just because others do.
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I want to watch Sean Spicer on Dancing With The Stars about as much as I would want to watch Sarah Huckabee Sanders on Naked and Afraid.
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So, is the idea of Elizabeth Warren having kinky sex with a 25 year old marine supposed to make me not want to vote for her?
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Stop what you’re doing right now and watch this. You’ll thank me.
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The silent treatment is a form of abuse.
The silent treatment is a form of abuse.
The silent treatment is a form of abuse.
The silent treatment is a form of abuse.
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I just sent a text to my trump loving aunt and told her to never contact me again. That felt fucking good.
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Checked Mark Cuban’s Cost Plus Drugs to see how much my prescriptions would be. My monthly generic meds would be less than half the price of what my insurance charges me. Spread the word. This could be a game changer.
@mcuban
@costplusdrugs
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I have a mental illness and I can function just fine without shooting people
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Was on a bus wearing a mask and the group behind me started coughing nonstop which was their version of making fun of me. This group included people in their 60’s. Unbelievable,
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There’s a lot of drama going on around here these day, but can we all just agree on one thing? Matt Gaetz is a fucking asshole.
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I’ve never seen a more accurate representation of Donald Trump than this keychain I found in a cheesy Florida gift shop.
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Drove by some bars earlier this evening and they were packed. Patios full. Not a mask in site. Buckle up Arizona.
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If my white son and I were intimidated by this display of hatred, I can’t even imagine how children and parents of other races feel. My heart is breaking for them and I’m livid. This is not ok.
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there’s a 100% chance this dude has no idea where the clitoris is
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Ok, who had sitting United States senator and former presidential candidate fighting with Hellboy on their 2020 bingo card?
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Now everyone stfu and figure out how to unite. My liver can’t handle another 4 years of trump.
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Men: a how-to video on quick and efficient self destruction. This is freaking hilarious.
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I’ve never seen anyone so excited to have made such a complete asshole out of themselves before.
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I’ve seen multiple posts asking if anyone is still wearing a mask. And all I have to say is what the actual fuck?
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My son just referred to Pearl Jam and Nirvana as “dad rock”. I’m going to need a minute here.
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Yo
@AmericanAir
I’m on one of your flights and flight attendants are absolutely not enforcing mask rules. Unmasked people are everywhere. So disappointed. Do better.
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Fuck all of this shit. Who wants to run away to Costa Rica with me?
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Elon Musk’s twitter account makes me think really smart people aren’t that smart after all.
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And yes, fellow white people: it’s ok for us to call out white privilege and the ridiculousness of other white people. More of us should be doing it.
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Martha McSally wasn’t elected.
Martha McSally wasn’t elected.
Martha McSally wasn’t elected.
Martha McSally wasn’t elected.
Martha McSally wasn’t elected.
Martha McSally wasn’t elected.
Martha McSally wasn’t elected.
Martha McSally wasn’t elected.
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Going out on a limb here, but I don’t think all of these “it’s my birthday, I need followers” people are legit.
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So what’s everyone doing on our first full day of living under a dictatorship rule?
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So we just got a new robotic vacuum. I come downstairs and hear my kids talking to it. “Mark looks lost”, and “not that way Mark”. Turns out they named our new robotic vacuum Mark Suckerberg. And I’ve never been prouder of my two teenage boys.
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God I love it when I tweet about mental health and my followers drop. Good riddance.
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making fun of a deadly pandemic where almost 3000 people a day die is quite a political strategy
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Dear men,
Please put the toilet seat down after you’re finished when in a unisex bathroom.
Signed,
Every woman
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So since I decided twitter is basically high school, I’m going to be doing what I did in high school to try to fit in. Handing out blow jobs behind the bleachers.
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Getting a lot of “they’re just supporting our president and doing nothing wrong” replies. The lack of awareness that this president is spreading divisiveness and hatred of those different than ourselves is striking. The “build the wall” and “send them back” chants aren’t telling?
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I’ve never been raped, so rape is not an issue.
See how stupid this is?
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republicans still clinging to trump as their leader shows you exactly how it’s more cult, less valid political party
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Shout out to my crazy Trump-loving republican cousin who had to rub Clinton’s impeachment in my face regularly and always had to call him “impeached President Clinton”. How does it feel now bitch?
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I sure hope these bell bottoms I’m wearing tonight are really back in style. Please don’t tell me if they aren’t 😂
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So all I have to do is say that covering up my nipples is against my religion and then I can walk around topless all the time? Am I getting this right?
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I just ate my entire body weight in goldfish crackers. How’s your quarantine day going?
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It’s perfectly ok to have a birthday and not beg for followers. Also, it’s a big birthday for me. All I’m saying is that I’m turning 29 again. (I may not be taking aging well)
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I feel like we’re not talking about how extra douchey Matt Gaetz is right now. His new avi smells like axe body spray and tequila.
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All the mad white boys and girls in my mentions are proving exactly why white privilege is definitely a thing.
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A big f-you to anyone who thinks depression isn’t a real mental illness and that it’s “all in your head”. Depression can hit anywhere. Even when you’re in Hawaii on vacation and should be having the time of your life. That dark cloud doesn’t care when it settles over you.
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I keep getting responses from high school kids saying “free speech”, what they fail to realize is that their right to free speech isn’t unlimited on school campus. Hence why schools have dress codes, etc. There also seems to be very little awareness of consequences to free speech
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americans should quarantine again until we can figure out how to stop shooting each other
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Tulsi is like the girl who gets cut from the cheerleading squad, but keeps showing up to practice.
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I tweeted out an article about a viagra study and now my mentions are full of men telling me about their erections. How’s your day going?
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Making cookies with my teenage sons: “Mom knows one inch balls when she sees them”
Lord help me.
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Arizona and Florida in a race to see whose governor can kill the most people.
@dougducey
@GovRonDeSantis
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So a Democrat with “I block Bernie supporters” in her bio blocked me because I liked someone’s comment who was simply vocalizing that Bernie attracts a lot of voters that are not registered Democrats. This, girls and boys, is why Democrats can’t have nice things.
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Sleep is great, but have you ever stayed up all night as a prisoner to your own thoughts and created your own existential crisis?
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The silent treatment is denying someone’s existence. It can be VERY traumatic for people who were ignored as children and told that their feelings don’t matter.
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In case anyone’s curious, I just drove by the Texas Roadhouse and Cracker Barrel by my house and they were hopping. Every dumbfuck in AZ was there.
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Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Kyrsten Sinema looks at republicans.
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Might fuck around and run for Congress so I can commit all of the crimes and get away with it.
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Note: I fuzzed the kids out of the pics for the obvious reasons.
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I am so not into this Christmas shit this year. Is it time to drink yet?
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Going to a luau in AZ tonight. The proceeds go to help Maui. Aloha 🍹
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In case the intent of my tweet wasn’t clear, I didn’t mean to discount anyone’s experience, at all. I was trying to point out that many of us have had no or very little side effects and trying to encourage those scared and hesitant to get the vaccine.
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Pretty fucking awesome how we can’t even trust the CDC anymore
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Lolz to the people in my mentions making sure we all know this story isn’t true. We all know Jacob Wohl is full of bullshit, this is not news. It’s ok to laugh a little once in awhile though. Try it, you may like it.
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Every fucking day on twitter.
World's loudest male bird bellows at females sitting right next to it
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Spending all day at the hospital because my mom is having spinal surgery. If you can, send some positive vibes this way. I could use them. I’m a nervous wreck like I always am. It’s my superpower.
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Exhausted by my mental health. Crying in the corner of the bathroom wanting to disappear from the world is not how I planned on starting my day. I guess you dry the tears, dust yourself off and try again.
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Pretending I’m a Disney princess for a couple of days. 👸🏼
PS - please don’t block me for my hat.
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It’s also a form of control. The person giving the silent treatment feels like they hold all of the power. They use it to manipulate the receiver.
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The number of men who unfollow me in this hell hole because I don’t reply to a dm or miss what they said in my mentions is astounding. To those of you out there who realize I’m a real person with real shit going on in my life. Thank you. I appreciate you.
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Guys, I lost two of my fur babies exactly one month from each other and I’m feeling kind of broken. 💔 Please share pics of your dogs and cats with me. I need something to make me smile.
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Going through a medication change and struggling. Send nudes. Oops. I meant dogs. Send dog and cat pictures please.
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can’t wait to get fully vaccinated so i can go back to my nonexistent social life
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Those of you all sexually excited over Ann Coulter today. Stop it. She likes babies in cages and is a fucking racist.
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I need fashion advice. Pick a tropical outfit for me. Should I go for the simple dress or the very loud jumpsuit? And be nice please. I’m sensitive 😂
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