P1. Dad joke aficionado. Wordsmith. Veteran. Day mode. U2 sucks. I hate being called Court. Not your black friend. I don’t watch YouTube links you send (ever).
A man goes to a funeral and asks the widow:
Mind if I say a word?"
She says: "Please do."
The man clears his throat and says: "Bargain."
The widow replies: "Thanks, that means a great deal."
In the Army. I was drunk and needed a ride to get my car so my friends could drive us to Austin to drink some more. She gave us a ride and although nearly blackout drunk, I remembered she was pretty and asked her out. The trajectory of my life changed for the better that night.
URGENT— Chestily, 53, a healthcare worker was mandated to take Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine, 3 days later paralyzed from legs down, followed by severe convulsions and seizures, can no longer, clean, cook, drive a car, requires full-time caretaker, "i'm a prisoner in my own home"
Had someone stop talking to me because I started speaking up on racial inequalities. 18 years of friendship gone like that. I know it shouldn’t matter, but it hurts.
In all my 54 years on earth, I still don’t know and will not learn whether to put my defrost temperature on hot or cold to get the window to stop being fogged up. I just turn knobs until something happens.