Justleigh (an old cow)
@leighalexandra4
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Cult, cocaine farm, whatever. Please listen and giggle with me and my friends.
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1. My metabolism
2. Tanning with spf 2
3. Waiting for letters in the mail.
4. Dressing for myself and not for the gram.
5. Going to concerts with lighters not phones.
6. Getting lost on road trips.
7. Living for the moment not the likes
#MyFavoriteThingAboutThe90s
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I found out that we lost a co-worker in a car accident over the weekend. The person who hit him and his girlfriend was drunk. People, if you can drop $100 bucks on a bar tab, you can grab an Uber. Every excuse is a sorry excuse. Please please don’t drink and drive.
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Chili’s - have you ever seen a chilis in a small town on a Saturday night? Hoppin
Applebees- I dunno $1 Margs
Olive Garden- soup salad and Bsticks are as the kids say bussin
Red Lobster- cheddar biscuits and we all don’t have Pappaduex monies.
I don’t understand how the following restaurants are still in business:
- Chilis
- Applebees
- Olive Garden
- Red Lobster
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When I die, I would like my friends and loved ones to memorialize me by talking about my bad decisions and indiscretions I made during my life within 24 hours of my death, because we mustn’t forget.
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10 years ago today,
@pantsDJ69
and I got married in Negril Jamaica, adjacent to a nude beach.
#wang
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@0neuponwallst
@pearlythingz
My husband is 9 years younger than me. We had a child before we married (I was 36) We married when I was 38. We just celebrated 10 years this year. Not a celebrity.
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@WalshFreedom
40% of this nation is in a abusive and dysfunctional relationship with this president they will believe ANYTHING he says as long as he doesn’t leave.
#MAGA
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I am heartbroken. She was my second mom. Heaven gained an angel today and we lost her to C19 today. My emotions transcend her beliefs. I’m so devastated and tired and I am praying for for all her family she left behind because I know they r in a world of hurt.
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Philly media just can’t have nice things: The Eagles won the Super Bowl, owning the draft, Sixers are in the playoffs, Phillies are not disastrous.. let’s ask the question “Should The Flyers Trade Giroux?” And wait for every meathead Philly fan to answer the question. 🤬🔪🔪🔪🔪
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Our washer broke about a month ago, and I kept saying I was going to fix it myself. But I really didn’t believe in myself and got overwhelmed. Well the last 2 nights I replaced the drain pump on this bitch. Myself.
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He looks like if grandpa Munster and Randy Quaid had truck stop fun baby.
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This is me and my beautiful mommy. She would hate that I’m sharing this
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I’m letting my kids watch “The Goonies” and I might have forgot a few things 😬.
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@corbydavidson
@badkaratemovie
I read this in Danny voice and it really could have been written 5 mins ago. He hasn’t changed a bit.
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Iz wanted a Walkman for her birthday, and I went to
@halfpricebooks
and got her started with a few cassettes.
@BENTWOOKlE
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@SirajAHashmi
I feel like all this is coming up to deflect that we have 80k people dead and there is an election in November.
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I get a notification that my two friends with high sports IQ are talking about MNF and this is the high caliber commentary I’m getting.
@thatgirlKacy12
@SeanCBass
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My kids have been thrown outside and not allowed to come back until noon. Straight up 90s.
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Y’all better not be getting any ideas to get the fam bam together on Easter. I’m not kidding. Keep your skank ass at home. Seriously. Thank you for attending my TED talk.
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Hey
@Target
, why don’t you grow a Costco sized pair and require masks at your stores? You see I live in a state where I can’t count on people to make the right choices. Your employees will be safer, and your customers too. If you are worried about backlash and
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I am so incredibly proud of this guy. If you are struggling and don’t know where to get help or where to start, please reach out we can help or just listen. Happy Birfday and here’s to 100 more!!!
I celebrated two years sober on Christmas Eve with
@leighalexandra4
firmly by my side. And while I’ve been faced with the most difficult trauma I’ve been through to date in these two years, I can still say with certainty it’s been the best two years of my life.
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Eat shit.
ERCOT is requesting energy conservation at this time. Consumers and businesses are urged to reduce their electricity use this afternoon and into the evening.
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Later post but obligatory kiddo 1st day of school pic
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We made it all 7 miles! (Except 1 did 6.5). Thank you to these beautiful people and great friends who let me drag them 7 miles. My heart is full. Thanks to all who contributed to this incredible cause
#carrytheload
#p1twitter
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If you are one of those people in the work chat that says "wanna hop on zoom real quick?". You need a throat punch.
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@SirajAHashmi
It doesn't matter who she worked for, wives, family are off limits. That being said you have completely outkicked your coverage and you are lucky she has only left you 28 times.
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I’m at red roof Pizza Hut in Rusk Tx ask me anything.
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My phone died and I asked that person I live with to take the post game pictures and this an example of what I got.
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I have seen this take before. It’s ghoulish. The people who are not vaccinated fall into many categories and are loved fiercely by vaccinated friends and family. Those lives are equal in the eyes of God and really that’s all that matters. I know it’s frustrating, but this isnt it
The willfully unvaccinated who wind up in hospitals from Covid should not receive priority medical care over other very sick or injured people who are as much in urgent need of medical care.
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Without further adoo. This kid has decided to take his talents to the very P1 friendly Warstic Wylie 11u. We expect to be best friends with Jack White a la Corby in a few weeks. Thank you all for your support.
This kid is a free agent for the first time since he was 4 and is going to his first legit tryout. Good thoughts, and ju ju and talk mama of the ledge because I can’t be there. :(.
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We lost my Grandmother to Dementia/ALZ on my birthday 3/20. She had a couple of weeks of lucidity before she left us and she and went peacefully. I am not ready to tell the story on story of my Mother, her sole caregiver because it’s an ongoing situation. But it needs to be told.
Please re-Tweet to raise awareness: Is there any higher calling — or lonelier journey — than caring for a person living with
#Alzheimers
disease or another form of
#dementia
?
#caregiving
#EndAlz
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How it started and how it ended. Baby boys is now a middle schooler.
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Some of yall need to have a snack and take a nap.
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My baby boy sat me and his dad down and let us know about the rules at his band recital. He said "Mommy, you can't yell LETS GO MICHAEL, no WOOOOs, it's not baseball."
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@jocastarora
@nbcsnl
If you haven’t noticed, this is how we get through things. This is our thing.
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I’m giving up the social medias tomorrow for lent. The boy is giving up candy. The girl, meat. The person who lives with me ice cream. Next time you see me will be on the news about a week.
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Happy Halloween from Bryce Harper and our family physician.
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I’m gonna be braggadocious about my Kiddos. Izzie went out her comfort zone and played softball for her first season and her team finished in first place. Mikey finished 1st place for his 2nd consecutive season through a tiebreaker tonight against a really good team. So proud!
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@BridgetPhetasy
I am a PJ worker and I am all in. Also the PJ worker has been fed lies as well. We have been told that there is no way we could effectively do our jobs at home, even in a hybrid model scenario. Oh and here we are effectively doing our jobs. All workers have been lied to.
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@ashholesimmons
Look bubba nobody is coming down 6 farm to market roads to find your trailer to loot.
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Everything about this is perfect 🤣🤣🤣
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@aubrey_huff
There’s a difference between being politically correct and just being a tool. You draw people offsides for the likes. You really have nothing else to offer.
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Happy Vday. I happy to say I’m still alive and not on Dateline
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Okay late post but the baby’s team were Finalists in the NCS TS DFW World Series. 11 games it was hot and this kid caught for a lot of them. Super proud.
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Quit wishing cancer on people. Quit weaponizing people’s addiction. Quit being a$$holes. You have it in you. I believe in you. Thank you for attending my TED talk.
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Obligatory video of my kid doing something cool in Baseball. (Actually the kid coming home is he best friend so his mom made this and it’s pretty hilarious)
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I survived. A couple people said I did good. I’m now in my hotel eating French fries in my eatin bed enjoying watching all the bullshit I can’t at home. Thank you all for your support.
Finding out I have to do a 2 minute speech in front of 200 people in 20 mins just now.
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Me and my dad on Mt. Whitney. He is 67 and still hiking 10k elevation every weekend and volunteers with the San Bernardino Forest Service. He’s pretty awesome. Happy Father’s Day!
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My neighbors having a social distancing Mother’s Day party con Mariachis
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The power went out at wal mart and I realized this is not where I want to be when the power goes out.
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@SirajAHashmi
He
@stillgray
, is so dangerously bad at this. He did this with Garrett Foster as well.
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I went to the office today for the first time after 14 months, and you know what I'm good. Don't really need to go back.
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A break from Roni tweets, here is a noble seal.
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I’m really going to miss
@theoldgreywolf
. A true Dallasite and the best story teller. I wish him all the best. I hope whatever he decides to do it involves talking/writing baseball or music or Dallas history in some capacity. A girl can hope 🤞🏽.Thank you for everything.
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Mom: you are always trying to make everyone happy. You can’t make everyone happy.
Me: I’m not coming to California for Xmas. It’s 2 zillion dollars for flights I rather come in spring when I have more PTO.
Mom: you are disappointing me and your Nana who might not make it.😑
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@DaleStarkA10
@thatgirlKacy12
@SteampunkMuppet
remember when I low key had a crush on him and I was gonna smuggle his organic vegan meals he needed in prison and then I saw him looking normal and I was sad and disappointed
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Hey guys! This weekend
@BENTWOOKlE
@JasonDFW
@BigPoppa_Brian
& I are doing “Carry The Load” benefiting causes for our Veterans and First Responders & their families. I am trying to raise $250, any dollar is appreciated!
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This baby is double digits. And the glue held up on the packages for all those concerned.
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And from moms who listen to 90s West Coast gangsta rap in their hybrid SUV, THAT ARE VOTING IN THEIR FIRST SENATE ELECTION!
Based on the reaction to our tweets we can confirm that Beto is in fact going to receive 100% of the vote from Buzzfeed contributors, out of state liberals, and people who use the word "rad." We feel very owned :'(
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