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the gayboy of the western world

@ngmi_malmsteen

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20 stepfather of soul that stepped up / temporarily embarrassed multi-trillionaire

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night brain

@_night_brain__

1 month

I think people should have quite a bit more respect for the BBC pidgin

Justin🎃Boldaji

@justinboldaji

1 month

Very happy to have just discovered the BBC news pidgin account

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the gayboy of the western world

@ngmi_malmsteen

2 months

putting my hand up to ask a question at the father john misty concert

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the gayboy of the western world

@ngmi_malmsteen

2 months

did a load of pcp last night and wheni woke up my pc was installing windows 11

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the gayboy of the western world

@ngmi_malmsteen

2 months

https://t.co/P1LzhZrFKb

Harry Tafoya

@gaykatemoss

2 months

Goya, "Boy Frightened by a Ghost" (1823-1824)

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the gayboy of the western world

@ngmi_malmsteen

3 months

getting high and spilling water all over myself

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Old Man Rattle

@oldrattleagain

3 months

pretending real life is mario maker

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donald boat

@laserboat999

3 months

Odyssey movie with a stirring and forlorn opening 20 minutes of Telemachy, followed by hard cut to Ogygia, “Ocean Man” needle drop, Odysseus dunking on 10 goat guys in a game of pickup

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Boots, 'with the fur'

@afraidofwasps

3 months

how about Miscellaneous Orcs Shooting Poison

Boots, 'with the fur'

@afraidofwasps

3 months

3 hours late to Orc posting and I feel like a fucking fool. I feel like a damn fool

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Seth Meyers Updates

@iloveseth2004

4 months

i know not to fall for this because i watched breaking bad. i know walter won’t save me from an overdose. he is selfish and a coward

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@spero1ucem

4 months

https://t.co/InkF6sxc08

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Darth Erogenous

@darth_erogenous

4 months

I wish I had a bald son who covers my songs in German

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Don Hughes

@getfiscal

6 years

Jeffrey Epstein (with frosted tips and wearing a Hypercolor shirt): And I’m gonna call the plane Lolita Express. Donald Trump (sipping experimental intelligence serum): You do understand Nabokov’s novel is about the terrible logic of abuse, right? You sound like a total imbecile.

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the gayboy of the western world

@ngmi_malmsteen

4 months

https://t.co/CvhE8pZomv

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

5 months

I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand it anymore. This massive, outrageous, pork-filled Congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination. Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.

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Marxist Lynchist

@haramcart

5 months

My GPA was 0 and I got 0 on my SAT and I spent all my free time jacking off and I got into every school in the world @CBSNews @CNN @ABC @NBCNews

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michael🇨🇴

@Iast_dayz

5 months

It’s happening today

michael🇨🇴

@Iast_dayz

7 months

Imagine you score a last minute winner in the champions league final and u pull off your shorts and start bashing it in celebration. What would the fallout look like

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Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@ImSmilingRn

5 months

Moe Syzslak Respect Moments Compilation 2025

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Diabetic of Enlightenment

@dee_of_e

5 months

I didn’t know how to pronounce the word “tentacle” [crowd boos] because I’d only ever seen it spelled in books [crowd cheers] from my extensive hentai collection [crowd boos] that I am trying to censor [crowd cheers] before I teach it in my ENGL 300 class Intro to Hentai [crowd b

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Got CTE from playing Peek-A-Boo

@doulbedoink

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Every iron maiden song: Im bleeding to death on a war torn field and i dont know what ive died for but i do know im afraid to die Every judas priest song: Im the rocking motorcycle man

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