Omg Horatio... I recognize that skull. It's fucking Yorick dude. Yes. Holy shit. He was so fucking funny man... he gave me one thousand piggy backs

when bro is talking about getting his life together (it’s over, he’s 30)

with a PhD in English the hidden symbolism in “Wood” will become gradually apparent to you and you’ll never hear it the same way again

Five lawyers, acting pro bono, just filed a $10 million lawsuit against Toronto Metropolitan University alleging that @TorontoMet's administration falsely accused their clients of antisemitism. Our clients are current and former @LincAlexLawTMU students. Their full statement

You are horrified at our intending to do away with private property. But in your existing society, private property is already done away with for nine-tenths of the population; its existence for the few is solely due to its non-existence in the hands of those nine-tenths.

California electricity costs are sky-high — 120%+ higher than its neighbors. What's to blame?

Fun little celebrity fact: in Albertan (and specifically Edmonton) culture the name Mac Demarco translates roughly as Mac “Of Marco,” which is a naming convention going back centuries here

Player Tip #213: When dealing with women, it is best to Lie like Cheney Hide like Saddam and Golf like George W.

“meet students where they’re at” NO. you’re following me on a fucked up adventure where dreams become reality and nothing is as it seems

the male sales clerks at Zara cheer in unison as I exit the change room. they’ve never seen a white boy wear so much mesh. I simply shake my head and laugh

[Me, teaching English to my student:] [speaking slowly] I am chopped and wearing basketball shorts. I am going to kill myself [My student:] [belabored] I am chopped. I am wearing basketball shorts. I am going to kill myself

Italian state abandoning the flotilla and realizing their dock workers weren’t playing

don’t come in, i’m naked! just kidding, you can come in. i’m naked all the time

i bet after a while sisyphus thought that rock looked fine as hell

those people on the glass bridge died for a beautiful reason

we’re reaching levels of bitchmade never seen before

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hey man just wanted to reach out and say i loved how much you drank at the networking event last night

it feels like a real validation of liberalism and our enlightenment traditions that we’re all going to die in the matrix of climate catastrophe corporate fascism but we get to hear that Bane is Latinx

[extremely unethically bred frenchie waddles towards me. it has breathing and joint problems] me [inaudibly] ohayo gozaimasu

My daughter and I are walking across a glass bridge. This lady behind us is smiling and carrying a giant boulder over her head. We’re halfway across so far so good.

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