Old Man Rattle
@oldrattleagain
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is that dick good bitch? yeah bitch, thats autistic dick.
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pretending my auntie’s ratty little terrier is toothless from how to train your dragon.
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downtown north korea is deadass such a dangerous place to be bro.
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fool me once shame on you fool me 4,300 times i’m retarded.
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counting my calories so i don’t end up like my godzilla of a wife.
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exploding a random blind woman at the mall with my mind.
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my nana punched me in the jaw because i made fun of talk like a pirate day.
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my parasocial relationship with mr beast is ruining my life.
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no bro my nana doesn’t have a “girlcock” what the fuck is the matter with you.
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bro you have to change your lockscreen bro its literally anime boobs bro.
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bro can we go to chili’s tonight the caucasian menace wants a triple dipper.
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grok reached through the screen and started choking me out.
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