Old Man Rattle
@oldrattleagain
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Such a mean old man.
green goblin
Joined October 2022
is that dick good bitch? yeah bitch, thats autistic dick
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forcing my autistic son to fight to the death with a monitor lizard
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waiting on my caesar salad at longhorn steakhouse for 36 hours
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Saying “old man rattle” into the mirror three times to summon him like Bloody Mary
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ripping my entire head off with my bare hands and throwing it at the wall
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doing 5 jumping jacks as a challenge to promote mental health
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slapping my man titties like bongo drums to intimidate my family
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pouring 3 bottles of glacier freeze into an empty 2 liter of pepsi
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java monster made me forget how to speak english at best buy
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conducting horrific experiments on my fat wife’s engorged fupa
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if the beatles had fent they would have made music from a different dimension
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it took my papaw 3 hours to hobble down the stairs because he’s crippled
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