Neodimes 🦕
@neodymium03
Followers
5K
Following
335K
Media
2K
Statuses
74K
What I lack in good looks I more than make up for in smarts, inappropriate humor, and paucity of dick pics.
North By God Carolina
Joined September 2014
Greek 1: Who is the king here? Greek 2: Oedipus Rex! Greek 1: That mother fucker?
18
343
697
Another time…. Another place…. Another lifetime…. There will still be laundry..
2
1
10
Good morning and Happy Thanksgiving to my fellow American friends (and anyone else who wants to celebrate).
0
0
0
I drink tap water every once in awhile to make sure I don’t live too long.
1
2
13
This is a hype post for my fellow members of the Deviled Egg Squad THIS IS OUR WEEK COMRADES, GET PUMPED
37
21
202
Cam Newton always looks like a rival chocolatier who’s plotting how to drive Willy Wonka out of business …
2K
6K
76K
Dudes on recumbent bikes, save some pussy for the rest of us, would you?
1
2
4
The problem with looking for geocaches when it’s 70 degrees in November is that sometimes you find snakes, instead.
0
0
3
Damn liberal perverts out there deflouring baked goods in public
4
1
38
Yeah, but it really is the best way to get from Fort Wayne to Indianapolis.
69 is overrated. There I said it.
0
0
2