Moose
@moose_antler
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Large land animal. Audible from up to 1600ft. 6'5"
Joined August 2024
This must feel so good if you are a gutter.
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The best use case for ChatGPT at my job has been as e-mail management enhancement. Any e-mail with "ChatGPT" in the subject is now automatically sent to spam using the same Outlook rules feature that I've been using for the last two decades.
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The Aztecs sacrificing virgins seems insane until you think about how bad movies got once they locked up Harvey Weinstein.
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Untrue. Men need at least 5 different colors of the same dress shirt for semi-formal or formal occasions and 7-10 of the same color t-shirt for casual wear. T-shirts graduate to shop rags based on wear not age.
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He did the meme.
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It was 19 degrees Celsius (66F) in my town today, but it was humid so I still ran the AC. Just because the Queen is on your money doesn't mean you have to live in poverty.
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Asylum rules in the western world are B-B-B-B-Bad. Bad to the bone.
An Iraqi asylum seeker has won the right to stay in UK after claiming his speech impediment would lead to discrimination if he returned to his home country @YvetteCooperMP @angelaeagle @CPhilpOfficial @FortinusGlobal @migrationCtrl @MigrationWatch @MigObs
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Mentor once told me that a groom must pick one trivial item and really put his foot down about the choice. Think napkin pattern or the color of the envelope for invitations. Shows the Mrs you are paying attention to her dream and would object if her choices actually bothered you.
Crazy that men will just show up to their own wedding and know nothing about what’s happening.
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It doesn't matter how much I disagree with anything he does. I will always have a soft spot for the funniest President in history.
President Trump on Israel and Iran: "We basically have two countries that have been fighting so long and so hard that they don’t know what the fuck they’re doing."
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The elites don't want you to know this, but you can put clean sheets on your bed as often as you like. You can literally sleep better than the Pharaohs with 15 minutes and a couple tide pods 2 or 3 times a week.
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RT @moose_antler: @Dandletonian PDF stands for Plausible Deniability File. You can send information to stakeholders even when you want to r….
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This is how I find out Ahmadinejad was gay?!.
THIS is how I find out that Ahmadinejad was assassinated?!.
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In 2023, Canada accepted 234,758 male immigrants as new permanent residents. In the same year 184,447 boys were born in Canada. What we teach boys matters less than what the men we allow entry already believe.
I have noticed a little bit of “teach boys not to rape” discussion in wake of the Casey report. In 2022 about 300,000 boys were born in Britain. About 600,000 adult men immigrated to Britain. How we raise boys is increasingly irrelevant.
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Idea: a tier of Netflix subscription above Premium where the sound mixing isn't dog shit and I don't need to use subtitles for movies and TV shows in my native language.
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He took a break in the middle to go to the bathroom.
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Hear me out: the Geneva Conventions should not apply to anyone that doesn't use headphones when scrolling videos in public.
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Applying WD40 to something that was squeaking in your suburban home generates more satisfaction than any number of beer garden or barcade nights urbanists can experience.
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Today Facebook Messenger put one of my deceased friends at the top of the "suggested" list of people to contact when I used the search bar. They have taken the graveyard of Facebook proper and built a literally haunted app on top of it.
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I just spent the average annual income of a Bangladeshi on a new bicycle and related accessories.
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