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Carl Dandleton

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Layman sport viewer (Utah Jazz, USU) and tweet reader

Pittsburgh
Joined June 2023
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Carl Dandleton
11 months
The best rumor I ever heard was my sister claimed to have heard a guy she went to church with was paying a Peruvian woman $2 a day to manage his dating app accounts.
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Orwell & Goode
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Carl Dandleton
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RT @josephcook89: Doing some research and here's how Steve Sarkisian's first start at BYU in 1995 went if you were wondering. https://t.co/….
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Carl Dandleton
17 hours
There's going to be one owner who turned out to be following the rules alone. He's going to get really mad and try (and fail) to take everyone else down, ending up as the only person to suffer meaningfully for all this. Like Mitch Kupchak being the only guy who wasn't tampering.
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Kevin O'Connor
20 hours
Are the other NBA owners truly outraged at Steve Ballmer or are they more afraid of getting found out for their own similar violations?.
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Carl Dandleton
5 days
This is the single worst University policy I have ever seen at any institution, which is a real achievement when you think about it.
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Kyle
6 days
This is terrible for students.
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Carl Dandleton
8 days
RT @RameshPonnuru: This kind of rhetoric has become its own kind of empty incantation.
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Carl Dandleton
8 days
RT @MattZeitlin: Extremely rare that someone can be both this angry and this coherent, she should run for office.
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Carl Dandleton
9 days
I'm ready for a full round of enthusiastic revisionism on Kerr's coaching.
@Fullcourtpass
Fullcourtpass
9 days
Steve Kerr told Jordan Poole to “stand up for himself” and “be a man” when Draymond Green was talking shit to him. Poole said to Draymond:.“you’re an expensive backpack for 30” . This led to the viral Draymond punch. (h/t @legendz_prod)
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Carl Dandleton
10 days
RT @yacineMTB: It's amazing how far I've come given how undisciplined and weak I am.
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Carl Dandleton
12 days
The coastal elite of Okeechobee Florida look down upon us all.
@StatisticUrban
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12 days
The Coastal Elite™ (half the country)
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Carl Dandleton
13 days
The timing of the investigation is incredible and it's not exactly difficult to concoct a conspiracy theory about it.
@ShamsCharania
Shams Charania
13 days
Breaking: Malik Beasley is no longer a target of the federal gambling investigation conducted by the Eastern District of New York, his attorneys Steve Haney and Mike Schachter told ESPN. This potentially reopens free agency for one of the NBA's top shooters.
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Carl Dandleton
13 days
They're doing this to me at work tomorrow.
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Thinkwert
14 days
Still my favorite Far Side comic.
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Carl Dandleton
13 days
RT @Thinkwert: Still my favorite Far Side comic.
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Carl Dandleton
17 days
This is a really good and useful thread about buying art. It kind of fits what my wife and I have done so far, so that was encouraging.
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Kendric Tonn
17 days
The spouse part plausibly, but this is deeply overcomplicating things. There are, to be sure, contemporary artists who can gain you social cachet who you should have eight figures to even look at, but let me propose this extremely real alternate scenario:.
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Carl Dandleton
17 days
RT @MattZeitlin: The fact that the parent of a toddler can’t have the “Sunday scaries” is more evidence of my theory that lots of low grade….
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Carl Dandleton
18 days
My current job, which I am happy with, made me do four rounds of interviews, and the personal time needed really pissed off supervisor at my old job. At least two of the rounds were basically pointless.
@Scribbles646
Scribbles
19 days
@HKesvani Well, I made this about recruiting, I think it counts.
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Carl Dandleton
20 days
RT @GarrettPetersen: You can kill the man, but you can't kill the idea
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Carl Dandleton
21 days
"Do not, my friends, become addicted to the Toto bidet. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence."
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Carl Dandleton
21 days
This is generally true, but I generally won't do electrical stuff. I know it's simple. People I trust have communicated how simple it is. I even put in a new range hood and wired that! With that said nobody ever burned their house down by being bad at paint, drywall, or caulk.
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wanye
22 days
I don’t know how people are owning homes in an era where nobody knows how to fix anything themselves. Just in the last few weeks I’ve had to troubleshoot some faulty wiring, fix a broken drawer slide, patch some small holes in drywall, and replace the door latch mechanism on my.
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Carl Dandleton
21 days
I even put the Steelers in there to try to juice the score a tiny bit lol
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Carl Dandleton
28 days
Great thread, would back on Kickstarter.
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29 days
Gameplay mockup
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Carl Dandleton
28 days
RT @Birdyword: The latest update in the clash between Beijing against the British planning system. A contest between a state-dominated mora….
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