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She had more "lagos men" stories to tell, than the Author of "Nearly All the Men in Lagos are Mad."
Men. Reply with some of the reasons you stopped talking to a lady you were interested in:
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5 out of 6 EFCC Chairpersons have been indicted for corruption and unceremonious exit.
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If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
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Whoever, Richard Ebuka Osita is, please reach out, I'll do this for you pro - bono.
You wouldn't be able to Google this apology in the future, if your name is ever on the same sentence as 'rape', but you could conveniently Google her conviction.
Your choice bro. DM!
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Sharia Law. 😎
EFCC recovers N30bn from humanitarian ministry’s looted funds
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LoL. The Worst Police Force in the World is Planning an Award Night.
To gift themselves awards for incompetence.
Brainstorming on the forthcoming Nigeria Police Award and Commendation Night, in February 2024. We need to commend and appreciate our officers and men who have been so exemplary in discharging their duties at all levels. Reward System.
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I was removed from the NBA Ikeja Platform for using a derogatory caption against MC Oluomo. 🤣
The Derogatory Word = "Executive Thug."
🤣 Ronu pipo have taken over NBA IKEJA WhatsApp Platform. If you speak against the PEPT judgement or argue against the Emergency Patriots of the Judiciary on the group. They tag it aspersion against the Judiciary and You risk been removed.
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A month after my birth, my mom was jumping fences with me in 1992,
Experienced 2000 & 2001 Sharia Riots.
As a child, I Saw a pregnant woman's stomach sliced open lying dead on the street of Kaduna.
Make I no hate ke
Islamophobe with my Full chest.
Islamophobia is real in this country. Majority of Christians, especially those born in the North, were raised to hate Islam. I think they instil this hated as a last resort to prevent their offsprings from falling for the logical beauty that lies within the Islamic faith.
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Ayra Starr not bending the knee to greet KSA had more outrage from RONU twitter than the killing of 3 Obas.
Wasapping's description was Apt!
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It only took 8 months to expose Tinubu's best brains, The Lagos IGR/Alpha-beta Economists & Bankers.
Glorified Tax Collectors.
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CUSTOM OFFICERS were BEGGING a SMUGGLER to CALM DOWN. 😂
Aswearugad, its not a movie o!
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Criminal Mafias/Cartels around the World:
The Japanese YAKUZA
The Russian BRATVA
The Irish MOB
The Chinese TRIADS
The Colombian GUERRILLAS
The Mexican SINALOA CARTEL
The Italian MAFIAS
The NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT
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Tweets this and proceed to have intercourse with a cow.
Cowu Garba
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PR is Temporary,
Dunce is Eternal.
" Nigerians should ask themselves whether they are not expecting too much from Tinubu, what is Tinubu's role on water, house rent, business, etc., they are not his constitutional responsibilities to Nigerians " - Agent Fashola
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The illiteracy in South West, Nigeria is either covered by Past Glory or Good PR.
Atleast, that they are the most educated tribe, that's def on PR!
I have experienced more illiteracy in Lagos/Ibadan than I ever came across all my life in Kaduna/Plateau.
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Richard reached out yesterday evening, & it was an extensive reveal & Convo.
Turns out we are dealing with a serial blackmailer, some of her victims (4) so far, have also come forward with similar claims/receipts. She's also into pocket scams & OBT, to the tune of millions NGN
Whoever, Richard Ebuka Osita is, please reach out, I'll do this for you pro - bono.
You wouldn't be able to Google this apology in the future, if your name is ever on the same sentence as 'rape', but you could conveniently Google her conviction.
Your choice bro. DM!
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Oya sell na. 😂
When Rice importation was banned - we became the highest producer in Africa
Youth went back to the village to cultivate rice
Lots of people invested in rice milling factories
Now local businesses will die, youth will leave the farm, 6 years efforts crumble.
What a shame!
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Idiots like you suck at Gaslighting. Called it a 'Sharia Crisis' yet Christian started it. 🤡
As for the hate, it's mutual. Hope your Grandfather is in hell.
I should hate Christianity with my full chest then because sharia crisis of 2000 wasn't ignited by Muslims but Christians in Kachia, Zonkwa & Kafanchan. Yes my Grandfather was burnt alive for being a Muslim.
Your hate for Islam is inborn, it has absolutely nothing to do with
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The train na Tinubu property? You Pre Diabetic DUNCE.
Tinubu is not my President dem plenty inside the train.
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Una no dey get EGBON wey no be CRIMINAL?
Happy Birthday my dear Egbon, Alhaji Ibrahim Dende Egungbohun known as IBD Dende; May your days be long egbon mi. May you continue to grow in good health and wealth. Have a fabulous celebration sir.
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Calm down, You're safer with me than with 'Wasapping' or 'Kawu Garba' despite being of the same religion as them. 🤣
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**Sips Kunu**
‘Churches Were Defiled, Turned To Grounds For Politicking, Atrocities During Elections,’ Father Mbaka Apologises On Behalf Of Nigerian Pastors | Sahara Reporters
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ESQ. Extremist... It was you lots that wanted to kill your colleague at the Nigerian Law School, Lagos Campus.
Abeg shift!
I am a Nigerian Muslim born and brought up in Nigeria! No one, I repeat no one has ever taught me to kill or hate anyone.
My father was an imam, and we were taught not to even kill ants!
My neighbors till date are Christian’s (family of 5) whenever the parents are going out, they…
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A Fool is one that can't connect security and economic policy to electoral choices.
You're a FOOL, Kid!
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Magistrate dey run paid gig. The kind of nonentities we're trying to rid in the judiciary.
I beginning to feel Tinubu might perform better than Peter Obi. We just want a better Nigeria
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It's always the 'House Niggas' doing the most.
Tunde Onakoya: Nigerian attempts to break chess marathon record
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The next person Erisco will arrest is the PR person he hired. 😂
A Nigerian woman reviewed some tomato puree online. Now she faces jail
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Y'all better buy other brands you can REVIEW and not get ARRESTED.
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See our own TECH HUB in Delta North courtesy Sen. Ned Nwoko
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Your son had a potty training delay. Your daughter trained twice less that time.
Guess how I knew?
Yearly reminder to stop recording and humiliating your children on the internet for strangers to laugh.
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The weyre slept through the killings in his state as governor.
Former Kaduna Gov, El-Rufai Says He Had To Be Sedated To Sleep Over News Of Wigwe, Family Members’ Death | Sahara Reporters
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I don't encourage bringing Cashtivist Deji's wife into this.
But, since we're here already, what's her ONLY FAN account?
Lemme me go and encourage her.
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Victim ke,
Jumping fences, my month old postpartum mum was just practicing high jumps.
Aboki gaslight me ke,
You have to be literate enough to do that.
Your Mother jumping fence with a 1month you, you re not even a victim to begin with while I am a victim & don't sell Christian hate every market day.
Kachia & Zonkwa was genocide against Muslims by Christians while Kafanchan was genocide against each other which saved them from
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Wait fess... The same woman birthed this one and Ayo Fayose?
2 idiots, from one womb... Omo.
Local man in Nigeria says that “Nigeria is better and cheaper than abroad” - using the UK as reference 😏
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Maybe APC doesn't make smart people look dumb. Maybe it only exposes imposters.
FG assembles 120 researchers, startups to develop framework for AI adoption in Nigeria -
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Fortunately, there were no casualties or ransom payments.
However, unlike you, there are individuals who didn't support this passive government, yet have lost their lives to insecurity & paid ransom in millions.
So, isn't this too small a misfortune for a supporter like you?
In less than 6 months, Nigeria happened to me and my family AGAIN! Please read to the end.
Myself, my husband and my little baby girl moved to Moniya in Ibadan in August 2023.
In September, 2023, a month after we moved in, we were robbed at gun point in our home. My husband’s
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Of course...
@fataiolajide3
A doctor was killed in the lift, and all the blames and insults went to government and Nigeria.
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We are still doing "Politics Aside" in this Big 2024.
Anyways you're a better man than myself.
There are enough people suffering that didn't support the lick-a-mic. Help should go to them instead and may the other not find any.
Politics aside, if you can help anyone around you, please do. This is the time to be nice and compassionate.
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🤣 Ronu pipo have taken over NBA IKEJA WhatsApp Platform. If you speak against the PEPT judgement or argue against the Emergency Patriots of the Judiciary on the group. They tag it aspersion against the Judiciary and You risk been removed.
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The last time he warned y'all about somebody, y'all know what happened!
2023: Don’t Make The Mistake Of Voting Killers – Jonathan Charges Nigerians
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@LuqmanEkundayo
@LadiSpeaks
Ekundayo thinks he is spared because he is Yoruba Muslim. They would have you head on a stake too, moderate Muslim isonu
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"A man without decision of character can never be said to belong to himself...
He belongs to whatever can make captive of him."
- John Foster.
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Majority of these clowns that are wishing GENOCIDE on a Community would wake up at 4am eat Tuwo, Amala & Pounded Yam and pretend they are fasting the rest of the day with their vile hearts. 🤡🤡🤡
Hunger strike Narcissists.
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Jide Sanwo-Olu has not contributed anything significantly to the "Finding GAWAT" Project.
Alex Otti did not contribute anything significantly to Aba Ring Fence Project.
2: stop misleading people. Aba Ring Fence Project was rescued by AMCON.
3: AMCON na FG’s Money.
4: Alex Otti just gave them moral support like previous Govs
5: Abia state money no dey…
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Sowore didn't even buy an orphanage a carton of indomie.
Yet his SUG boys are throwing bants. 🤡
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Doesn't Include Kaduna's Debt though.
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Delta State has never had a Good Governor.
That Uduaghan wey you take style comot, put am back!
Ibori and Okowa are the two worst governors delta state has ever produced.
God forbid!!!!
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You, Your Mama, her Shawarma...
All of Una dey Craze!!!.
Happy Sunday.
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Proof 1,000,000,000,000 that "Islamophobia" is a Made up word.
Islamophobia Is a "Phony Diagnosis"
cynics use the term to make normal human reactions to terror seem crazy or bigoted.
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Bio Updated: May Dump ❤
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Congratulations Bright.
May this new rank come with actual Brightness. 🍻
The Commissioner of Police Delta State CP Abaniwonda Olufemi was joined today by my wife to decorate me with my new rank. Now to be addressed as SP. EDAFE BRIGHT.
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'Mrs Wasapping' is saying Christians Proceeded to kill Muslims because of the implementation of Sharia. 🤡
Alamajiri and Gaslighting has to be a weird combo
My problem ignorant people is how their brain works, only negative things it produces, because they re also fools they can't apply common sense 'ask questions when in doubt'
It was termed Sharia Crisis because the Christians killed Muslims over Sharia Implementation.
Fool
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I like to put a face to these things. Match a dumb PR with it's face.
OPED: Olayemi Cardoso's Dilemma
By Tunde Rahman
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LoL. Would you leave the World Bank and come work for the CBN under a Cardi B?
JUST IN: South-East nominee rejects Tinubu’s appointment
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Mubarak, These are the issues.
There is a reason you need "Federal Character" and "Reduced Cutoff" to sit in the same room as me.
A pack of Coca-Cola at the depot is N2900. There are 12 bottles in a pack. That is, N242 per bottle.
Please explain to me why retailers are selling one bottle for N400?
We deserve our leaders walahi.
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Key Traitors Vs. Traitors.
All of una na piece of sh!t!
Don't ever form an alliance with INFLUENZAS O!
HUNGRY BASTARDS, shouting "Obi has conquered GREED" throughout the campaign but y'all couldn't learn from him! *Spits*
Hahaha. Na today una wan call my phone???? Nai lie.
We go rough am. We must finish what yall fvcking traitors started.
If you ring my line again, thunder go fire ur papa
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Ladies & Gentlemen...
The people that used to gaslight y'all with "Where is your HuMaNiTy."
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😂
If I have between N17m to N35m, why should I leave Nigeria?
On average, this amount will fetch me N2m profit every week.
Calculate what that is in a year.
If you have this money, bring it and I will give you N1m profit weekly from 2 months after disbursement.
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How did you go from here to whatever you claim you do now. 🫵🏽
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Suddenly, "Twitter for Politics Aside" remembers Soda Boy, Qudus is doing a legit hustle.
These "voices for hire" lost their voices and sights when the Fanta Boy was attacking another's €2k legit hustle.
Piss for one place, make e foam!
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An Illiterate Jesters from Ondo said he is a "gReAtEr StAkEhOlDeR" in Lagos state than an MIT Graduate of the Prestigious & Indigenous Rhodes-Vivour Family. 😂
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Name: Avril
Partner: WRSHP ❤️
What the Lord did: HE DID
Happy Valentine, Bam! 🥂
february 14th, please let your tweets be short cus no be you start love, just tell us your name, your partner's name and what the Lord has done for you
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Even in third world countries like Nigeria, Sharia is for Peasants.
Saudi Prince Al-Waleed and his wife Ameerah dressed in Louis Vuitton. The hijab, burka, and niqab do not apply to the rich.
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As Inflation hits 40%. ex KPMG office assistant abandons "Economics" and becomes Earthquake Consultant.
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"I'm an ElRuFaI, my Father's LeGaCy lives on..."
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Is there any govt parastatal handle rn that isn't run by an idiot!
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Now that videos are out of Ivorians banting Nigerians before and during the match.
When is Intel-Jihadist Gimba going to break their bones on behalf of the Federal Republic...
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And you still needed Tompolo's Tantata Security Services.
Tantata Security >>> SBS
WHO ARE THE SBS?
A Thread:
The special boat service (SBS) is a special operation unit of the Nigerian Navy. It was modelled after the royal Navy special boat service. It is considered to be one of the most elite naval special forces units in Africa it was established in 2006.
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If you talk now, he will start tales on how he got...
1st ClaSs from uNiIloRiN in 1949
and how he almost had a 1st ClaSs in LaW SchoOl in 1950, if not that one Hijabi Geh broke his heart.
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We've set out all legal means forthwith, stating with a petition, as she's at large. we will follow same to a stern conclusion.
Other victims of her blackmail & pocket scams/OBT are encouraged to come forward.
That's all to the detail I can disclose at this time.
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2015: Mallam Nasir El-Rufai - CEO. MOUTH IS GOOD MOTORS. (MIGM)
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The Segas, Omajuwas, Adeyanjus & Omokris in the Obidient movement are beginning to unravel.
Like my Guy, Kome will always say, "any alliance with the Nigerian Youth wey influencers dey inside, it's but a matter of time...
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Another "tAiNtEd BlOoD" caught by her Bigotry Trap. 🥹
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On today's episode of "CLOWN TO CLOWN" Conversation from RONU Twitter. 🤣
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Nigerian Minister.
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If P.O sued for everytime y'all slander him, you'd be paying damages till the after life.
Did you misappropriate funds or not, leave all this shalaye.
And God will punish you, if you don't sue.
I will actually go all out on this and God will actually punish you if just loose guard and talk to me about peace when I start
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Told ya!
Maybe APC doesn't make smart people look dumb. Maybe it only exposes imposters.
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SSA to KDSG, Ordinary Borehole you government couldn't provide. Shame!
While the last one paid $35 Million for consultancy, yet no ordinary borehole.
SSA Dan Iska!
A whole presidential candidate chattered a private jet to Zaria, Kaduna, visited a whole emir just to donate and launch an ordinary borehole
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"WhAtEvEr MeAsUrEs OuR miLiTaRy TaKe To BrInG jUsTiCe, I sUpPoRt"
Somebody from Plateau that has been crying complicity of the military in the crisis in her region.🙃
You see ba, the people you’re calling innocent knows those who perpetuated the killings, Infact some of them are even hiding them in their homes.
These isn’t about North Vs South, it’s about Nigeria and our men.
Whatever measures our military take to bring justice, I support
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APC is to Nigeria, what PDP is to Delta, Edo & Bayelsa.
Shambolic!
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There is no decorum when cleaning dirty houses, Dust will rise of course.
At the end of Sanitation, the house is clean and rid of DIRT.
It’s always embarrassing when matters that can and should be sorted internally are brought to the market square. Can y’all try to maintain decorum please?
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Awww. Man isn't proud of his state. How will he hold his governor accountable like this...
Good Riddance to bad Rubbish.
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it's almost the end of MARCH and I haven't heard of any ORO FESTIVAL.
Abi is now every Four Years...
The gods are still eating, hungry again in four years. 🙃
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You know where to get this money from, Egbon!
Stop disgracing "awa" family outside. These Obidents will laugh at us.
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Joe Abah's Protege threw stone in the market place and it hit his Oga's head. 😂
Now he is FENCEplaining...
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APC Cretins always know one Person/family that is/are suffering abroad & leaving the regret of relocation.
As a result of pressure from his wife, a friend sold a poultry and a cold room in Osogbo to japa to UK with 3 kids and wife.....
I literally advised and stopped him from selling house and his HOWO truck b4 traveling.
The wife got a caregiver job, and my man was working the night…
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Twas sarcasm. There are no moderate Muslims, I know what you are 🫵🏽
Talmbout "I don't pick sides on the killing thing" 🤡
Where was the knowledge of the law when your brothers declared fatwa on their colleague in a Nigerian Law school, Lagos campus in 2018.
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KPMG Wits 🤝 KPMG Seismology 🤝 KPMG Economics
Bola Tinubu of DELOITTE 🤝 Genevieve Mbama of KPMG
Much Better than the failed charge and bail lawyer you are....stradding streets of Lagos with rope on your neck 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
Can you pass the KPMG Aptitude test?
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Israel's Legal Team used South Africa Genocide Petition to wipe the floor at the Hague.
South Africa so embarrassed went back home and fired their under 19 cricket captain of Israeli descent.
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There is a reason he is blocked so I don't witness his Airhead bending but it's so bad, I still be seeing the screenshot everywhere.
NB: Section 20(5) of the CBN Act simply prohibits the rejection of the Naira. (Not means of payment of the Naira.)
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But I'm sharing a country with animals like you, Gimba.
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This man told you he is not desperate to be President.
Wondering if you really know of the Principles of this man you supported in the last elections.
And lastly he won the last elections without these power brokers you speak of.
Your strategy should be about dealing with INEC.
In Nigeria's politics, there are unseen power brokers. They check the strength and weaknesses of candidates before forming alliance.
From a very reliable source as i was informed, the Obi and El-Rufai combo that is being proposed, is the only formidable force that can flush…
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