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*OLOROGUN • Pidgin English Ambassador/Advocate. AREA BOY
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Joined October 2012
Whatever grammatical blunder you see on my tweet, kindly ignore. I no too go school like that
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The day you ever see a photo of me in pajamas with my wives , smiling beside a Christmas tree, just know I’ve been taken hostage and my manhood has officially been confiscated.
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There’s no gig that lawrenz guy no go take He can even push the agenda of Satan against himself if they offer am money Such an id!ot
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“Suspected Christian militia” id!ot
Suspected Christian militia abduct 28 Muslims while traveling in Plateau but everywhere seems normal and quiet. But when Christians are been kidnapped you’ll hypocrites @FSYusuff be wailing all over here. God is watching.
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Good name from January to December nothing come out, i go thief ooh.
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Better go enter that ark for Ghana It’s about to go down
What is this rain???
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A thief is a thief There’s no such thing as a worst thief
Malami is a “blessed thief” among Nigeria’s thieves. After stealing over ₦200 billion of the people’s money, he spent the money here at home in Nigeria by building schools, hotels, recreational facilities, and companies. At least people will benefit from this stolen wealth 😁
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God bless you too Oniovo!!! Let’s do more in 2026. 🙏🏿
Dear @prophetswitch I want to say thank you, thank you for all you did for me and my family this year, always there to diagnose and give medication for FREE. Not ones, not twice but countless times. God bless you big bros. Compliment of the season 🎄
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I nor know between Neo and Hebrew women who dey deliver pass. Well done Nwanne
Men no really too get problem shaa. Me and Doc dragged ourselves few months ago and today, he just searched for my new account, reached out and sent me money for a laptop just like he promised to do before our beef. In my next life, I still want to come as a man.🤝
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Just one 🙏
One “aguerooooooo” moment 🙏🏿
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She’s way better than those prostitutes bro 😂. Way way better
A Nigerian girl will be in a relationship collecting monthly allowance from her man for maintenance, and think she's better than those prostitutes who stand at the front of ShopRite looking for men to patronize them for the night. At least they own their hustle with their full
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Pep is the weapon fashioned against arteta! Doku-Haaland-Semenyo Dangerous man Pep
🚨🔵 BREAKING: Manchester City are progressing to complete deal for Antoine Semenyo in next days. As revealed, City have been pushing in last 12h to accelerate in talks. Semenyo indicated #MCFC as favorite destination despite Man United trying hard + Chelsea/Spurs out of race.
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Election has consequences Una go hear am next year 🫵🏿
The Nigerian Government’s Policy to Discourage the Importation of Used Cars by Q2 of 2026. If you don’t have a car yet, you probably won’t be getting one in a long time. It will not be funny. What do you think?
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Tinubu visited France more than any other country since 2023 Nothing came outta the visits Judy pain, penury and gnashing of teeth
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Nope!
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