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Now imagine punctuation didn't exist
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“Go back and tell the principal that we’re also calling him”
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Nobody:
Linkedln: You appeared in 30 searches this week.
Me: Show me?
Linkedln: Drop small thing, make i show you.
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Passengers: Driver Please slow down.
Driver: there is nothing I didn’t do for her
Passangers:
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Never knew girls love football like this o, Na today my guy babe dey come back from where she go watch AFCON finals 😂😭
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Day play 😂
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I’ve said this before and i’ll keep saying it. Nobody can read with music and assimilate, it’s not just possible!
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ME: Dear Jesus, take all the glory, take all the honor, take all the adoration.
JESUS: Has your money finished?
ME:
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When me and my friend are lying and my friend starts to over lie.
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FINANCIALLY - I WILL WIN!
CAREER WISE - I WILL WIN!
MENTALLY - I WILL WIN!
EMOTIONALLY - I WILL WIN!
PHYSICALLY- I WILL WIN!
FAMILY WISE - I WILL WIN!
WITH LOVE - I WILL WIN!
IN MY LIFE - I WILL WIN!
I'm manifesting it all, claim it for yourself too!
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Deji, how far abeg form big man voice. Tell them say you be Minister.
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Omo i never see any nyansh post online since this Debbie matter start. Una day fear post una nyansh now??
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My Babe: Babes meet my man
Her Friend: Awwn, Is he the one you always FaceTime everyday?
Me with my Samsung:
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So a girl got pregnant while in 100L, her parents decided to take full responsibility of the child, asked her to go back to school just for her to get pregnant again in 400L 😭
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Apostel Femi Lazarus is the one man i never skip his preachings whenever it pops up.
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What’s the difference between white eggs and colored eggs??
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I no sure say i go chop today 😂😂😂❤️❤️
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Experiencing both Buhari and Tinubu era in your 20s is wild asf 😔
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Nigerian version of "make hay while the sun shines" is "iron your clothes immediately nepa brings light"
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Nigerian girls: I don’t like guys that act like kids, you have to act mature for me to talk to you.
Kai Cenat: can i jump on your back?
Girl: Yes why not
9ja babes day kee me mhen 😂😂😂
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Nigerian men no day ever miss 😂, which kin interrogative rizzz be this 😭
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Till today, i no believe say na Adekule Gold be this 😂😂
Adekunle Gold has so much Throwbacks, it could be made into a thread 😂😂
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Nigeria 🇳🇬 is not just a Country, it’s a Force!! We are the most talented country in the world!
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Asake was booed on stage for coming hours late, bruh how would you have a big show like that and go late I don’t understand
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Why did you disrespect your man like that at the Omah lay’s concert?
Girl: I bought the concert tickets for both of us.
That’s doesn’t even correlate to the questions you were asked.
This is one of reason I don’t feel comfortable accepting anything from any woman.
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Funny how people think it's only yahoo boys that uses soap, Office workers bath soap for promotion and favors, market women bath soap for sales, some of your favorite influencers even bath soap for gigs.
yahoo or no yahoo, you no fit survive this life without soap 🫵🏾
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9 years ago Davido dropped this classic, never gets old. ❤️❤️ I can still do the dance 😂
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Americans: i was so poor that i used to sleep in my car.
Nigerians:
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Let's play a game, This should be fun
Send this pic to you someone you like, with the caption "you and I soon."
Reply this tweet with the screenshot of their response. Let’s go?
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This video is so deep and has a lot of messages.
He was in so much pains his head was hurting, his brother helped him put the bucket down but he didn’t give up, he still tried to carry it himself until the sister came and relieved him totally.
In life whatever you’re doing,…
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Police: Are you Yoruba??
Ayo: No
Police: Okay say “Our hot air hostress landed us hot oats, as she had in her hand our air fare.”
Ayo: Ahhh!!!
Police: OFFICER AREST THIS MAN!!!
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This boyyyyyyyy
That character that iritates you so much in a movie/show?
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Albert Einstein once wrote on a chalkboard:
9 × 1=9
9 x 2 = 18
9 x 3 = 27
9 x 4 = 36
9 × 5=45
9 x 6 = 54
9 x 7 = 63
9 x 8 = 72
9 × 9 = 81
9 × 10 = 91
Suddenly, chaos erupted in the classroom because Einstein made a mistake. Obviously, the correct answer to 9 x 10 isn't 91. And…
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Sapa don collabo with heat
(Specific Heat Sapacity)
~Albert Einstein 1897
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Lmao Ilorin yahoo boys will lodge in a hotel and be going home to eat.
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Dear Innoson, In light of this year’s theme, we've decided not to pay attention to your responses. Nevertheless, we'll personally pick up the car from your office next week. Thank you in advance for your donation. ❤️❤️
Kudos to her on the baby news!
While we can’t deliver a car as a present, we’re driving by with a bundle of best wishes and virtual balloons! 🎈
Maybe one day, the little one can enjoy a ride in an Innoson Vehicle.
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I catch am 😭
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I once told a girl I was sad, she said what’s the problem. I told her I needed 500k before that month ends, she just kept mute. There was a really awkward weird silence for like 3hours. Next thing she told me was that she wants cold stone. I wan mad 😂
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Every pothole starts small, after being ran over by many different cars it GROWS. And soon the cars will start avoiding it
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Guys, this is a reminder again: Anytime you feel like 5k is too small to send to a babe, send it to your younger sibling, mom, or security man. They'll appreciate it.
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This is what mothers go through?? God bless every mum out there ❤️
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Nigerian schools beating kids for school fees owed by their parents.
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Me: Driver why are you crying??
Driver: The car doesn’t want to stop 😭
Me:
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How can you be proud of taking other people’s lifee cus of religion?? God help us all
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I was coming back from Ikoyi very late yesterday, i don keep my phone and hold everything tight cus i knew i was gonna take a danfo bus cus I’m definitely not paying 8k for bolt. As we reach Jakande there was this heavy traffic as usual, the lady beside me didn’t even care-
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Praise and worship sessions in secondary school was really a playlist in our heads. Every song had a particular order, the synchronicity >>>
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This is probably the best video you’d ever come across today ❤️🥹
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Millions no sure for anybody
As long as Aki and Pawpaw never enter studio sing song before, you go make millions this year. 🙏🏽
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These two mhen
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Osun has Davido
Ogun has Wizkid
Rivers has Burna Boy
Which celebrity hails from your state?
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In 2023 Become addicted to these 9 habits, and you'll be unrecognisable in December 2023
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Fine boy + Fine girl = Trust issues
Fine boy + UgIy girl = Sexxx love
UgIy boy + Fine girl = Money love
UgIy boy + UgIy girl = True love
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Two days ago, some set of guys went to my cousin’s Apartment, broke in through the ceiling of house and Murd€red him in cold blood With machet and other unknown equipments.
It was a very sad event ngl, and NO he’s not a cultist.
The disturbing thing about this whole thing is-
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Hilarious Pawpaw meme video thread, make sure you’re not eating anything pepper 😂
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Why do Nigerians turn off the light after spraying insecticide??
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Dollar is now 1,200, I hope traders can now start bringing down their inflated prices. But it’s Nigeria, prices don’t go down it only goes up.
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My guy’s babe went out on a cinema date with another guy yesterday night, man just called me this morning lamenting. Buh really how can you be in a relationship and still go out on a date with other guys like it’s nothing?
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Broo 😭😭😭
Broo, i just saw a video of one black guy with dreads saying he’s white 😭 this has to be the most hilarious video I’ve seen in a while 😂😂😂
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The Argument is over now!!
Amapiano - Nigeria 🇳🇬
Nasty C - Nigeria 🇳🇬
Mandela - Nigeria 🇳🇬
Tyla - Nigeria 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
Big dick - Nigeria 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬😂😂😂
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Kidnapper: Hi, i do contents like Asherkine. Would you like to be my date for one day let me take you out and spoil you?
Girl: yes yes
Kidnapper: “Opens sienna door” girl enters like a princess
Inside the car: 👀 👧 👀 👀
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Did we make it? Yes we did!!
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This my neighbor no day ever on Gen, i been think say him no get fuel money. Na when me sef no see fuel buy i come branch him side this afternoon. These guys day use power station power almost everything for their house. 😂😭
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Just do it.
Everybody for Lagos don snap for Nike art gallery…na only me remain.
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Me listening to the keke driver tell me he graduated from the same course l'm studying
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FUCK BAT
FUCK APC
FUCK EVERYONE THAT VOTED FOR APC
FUCK AFCON
FUCK GRAMMYS
FUCK IWOBI
FUCK ZAIDU ZAIDU
FUCK OLA AINA
FUCK NAIRA
FUCK MTN
FUCK YOU READING THIS
FUCK ME TOO
FUCK THIS MY PHONE THAT IS HANGING!!!!!!!!
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“Stop dating old women”
Old women: Are you sure that 10Million will be enough for chicken and chips love??
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Gun to your head name a country without the letter “A” in it
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"Ever Since I pasted lord's chosen sticker on my Gas, I've not refilled it since 3 years"
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