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I’ve decided to collect all my thoughts on business here. I’ll also add tips from others. I hope you find it helpful
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If anyone has info on when Buhari will be in London, don't hesitate to share. We go block am for here.
#SARSMUSTEND
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Peter Obi’s campaign has been super impressive. From an underdog to a frontline candidate. May his efforts be crowned with success.
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The unemployment epidemic in Nigeria will be Buhari's greatest undoing. The youth have time.
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No. Tell your kids that that is FKAbudu. She is a heroine in her own right. Say her name.
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I do not like Buhari or his government but I won't stand by and watch a foreigner insult my countrymen.
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Some of us call our President, "Bubu" because his name is Buhari. Well, his name is also Muhammadu.
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Osinbajo did nothing and said nothing at crucial times because he wanted to protect his presidential ambition. Well, the ambition is now dead and his political career is now terminal. When he goes to bed tonight, I hope he asks himself whether it was worth it.
@ProfOsinbajo
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Last night I could not stop myself from sobbing like a baby in church. My friend who was diagnosed with leukemia last year was declared cancer-free by his doctors after chemo- and radiotherapy.
You lot don't know him but please celebrate with me. God is good.
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Ordinarily, Sanwo-Olu should kiss his 2023 ambition goodbye. Ordinarily.
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@TNEMYOJNE
@Damilare_arah
So, there are no black Ukrainians? Or did you see them checking passports? How would they tell a Ukrainian from a Belarusian?
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I'm converting to Christianity because of my babe. If Jesus is the only way to her, I choose Jesus.
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The Lagos State Government is probably somewhere plotting how to quench the light of those Ikorodu Boys. They'll soon ask for tax on the Netflix gifts.
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Obi literally tells Igbos to not vote him because he’s Igbo. In fact, he tells all Nigerians to only vote him because of his 5C attributes. And none of those Cs is ethnic in nature.
Obi IS the unifier.
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On the same day, we'll talk about how naija women made them feel insufficient when they were younger.
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I think the community should reject it and use the one provided by the government instead.
Jokes apart.
If you are not a Nigerian and I show you this picture of what a Nigerian presidential candidate just donated in 2024, what will be your response?
Sincere answer please.
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Since he’s wanted, why not order the attached policemen to arrest and bring him in?
BREAKING: IG withdraws policemen attached to Yahaya Bello
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Maybe he can serve as Ambassador to Benin Republic in 2023
VP speaking French fluently😁Of all the aspirants, no one is as presidential as this man. A leader that has it all✅
#reeldeel22
| David Hundeyin |Happy 420 |At 15 |Bashir |Garba Shehu
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Nnamdi Kanu should better read the room and act accordingly. Any attempt to suppress electoral participation will not be tolerated.
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It’s my ex’s birthday tomorrow and I have caught a glimpse of what her new man has got her on his story. Like I always say to her, I think she made the right decision in being with him because even me sef want that kind treatment.
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Peter Obi makes it so easy to support him. For real. It has never been this easy to be on the right side of history. My hope and prayer is that with time, it’ll become evident that this is also the winning side.
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God abeg, may the next President not make us look back to Buhari's administration with admiration. Abeg. God, I take God beg you. Abeg.
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Bolt driver moves to passenger = harassment. Report to bolt. Get him off the platform.
Passenger moves to bolt driver = awwwn 😍😍😍😍😍.
From Bolt ride to marital ride
Congratulations guys
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What I want to know is this - is Peter Obi still a social media candidate?
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Main Characters
A: Burna Boy - self-proclaimed African giant. Successful musician.
B: SteffLondon - A's romantic partner. Successful musician.
C: Jopearl - A's ex who is still madly in love with him. Model.
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Misappropriation is still misappropriation even when benevolent or beneficial to you. And it starts small.
Tomorrow, you’ll give her money for school fees and she’ll use it to make stew with goat meat.
Sent this woman pizza money, she went to market instead and she's now making stew with goat meat
Women are plenty, Queens are rare.
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I wish him speedy recovery. Let the will of God be done.
BREAKING:
@MBuhari
’s Chief Of Staff, Abba Kyari, Reportedly Sick, Suspected Of Contracting
#Coronavirus
| Sahara Reporters
A top government source told SR on Monday that Kyari has been seriously "down" since returning from a trip abroad.
READ MORE:
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Guys with small dicks can't do much about it but what are you doing about your weight?
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You cannot be that mentally stable if you’re that financially unstable.
moving out of ur parents’ home:
financial stability: ★☆☆☆☆
mental stability: ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
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Nigerian rich parents are so condescending to teachers. And they sometimes pass this on to their children.
As a teacher, you try to correct a child and next day, a query is waiting from Head of School.
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The average Nigerian woman tends to prefer sex by coercion or harassment. I had a conversation about this yesterday and the day before. Ladies, there's no need to say no when you want sex, hoping that he will persist.
Such behaviour perpetuates rape culture. Grow up.
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My own issue is that I don't understand bitcoin and it is embarrassing.
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Rich kids, do you know how your parents made money? Have you learned any lessons from them?
Poor kids, do you know the factors that contributed to the poverty of your parents? Have you learnt any lessons?
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Obi is not a stranger to winning elections as an opposition candidate. So, why do you think you know something he doesn’t? You have not contested or won any local, state or federal election but you think you know better than Obi?
Ok o.
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Lord, make us instruments of your peace. But if them no want peace, use me as your battle axe. Use me Lord!!
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To my NYSC colleagues passing out this week, please take care of your mental health. Post-NYSC depression is a thing, so, protect yourself against it.
The pressure to get a job and be like your mates will come but you don't have to oblige it. Best wishes.
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I'm super proud of my friend, Nnanna Edmund who graduated as the Overall Best/Distinguished Graduate Student from TAMUK, USA with 4.00 GPA.
Within 7 years, he's gained his BSc and MSc, and is beginning his doctorate at UC Berkeley.
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My initial hesitation in supporting
@PeterObi
stemmed from my analysis of his chances of victory and assumed that only Atiku can defeat Tinubu.
But as the days go by, I’m delighted to see Pitobi’s chances improve significantly. I hope it continues along this trajectory.
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Sowore would have been treated with respect and decency if he were the leader of Boko Haram or some other mass murderous group of bandits.
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Maybe you should get a husband first 🤷🏾♂️
If my husband wishes me happy birthday like this we will have problems 😑😑
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Those who are planning to japa from Nigeria to UK this 4th quarter are literally diving straight into a cost of living crisis. Those who have lived here and are somewhat settled are struggling a lot. May God provide for us all.
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Strategy whatsapp group is currently in flames. People were working hard to find what to criticise in the PO manifesto.
Now, PO has said it is just a draft. So, there’s confusion in their camp. To criticise or not? Since the criticism may be feedback for the final copy 😂😂😂😂
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If Peter Obi wins, the Nigerian political landscape will change massively. Elected and appointed officials will take their jobs more seriously and will deliver on their mandates.
Currently, they are loyal to their godfathers instead of their constituents. This will change.
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Peter Obi’s tone is changing and I like it. He’s starting to display the fighter in him. For too long, his laid back and peaceful demeanour made him a good target for lies, propaganda and other forms of mischief. With his thread today, he has put his foot down. And I love it.
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Peter Obi has been asked about manifesto. The National Chairman of Labour Party is next to him.
His response: Nigeria is not lacking in manifestos. What matters is ‘who can be trusted to deliver on their promises?’ Look at my antecedents.
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I saw my Clinical Lead parking her car - a recent Audi that looks expensive. So, I teased her by saying “I didn’t know clinical leads earn so much”.
This woman’s response was, “we don’t. We just marry rich men.”
😂😂😂😂😂
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Massive kudos to Obi’s team for their organisation, especially with regards to logistics. The way he crisscrosses the country must require top notch planning and execution.
E.g. imagine the arrangements that made it possible for Obi to attend 3 events in 3 states in 1 day.
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Congratulations to all the newly minted ESQs. May you not end up like Festus Keyamo
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A man will be cracking jokes on IG and building a career in comedy when there’s nothing remotely funny about his living situation at home. Faced with domestic violence and infidelity at home, he still finds humour in the things of life. That’s strength.
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Obi’s answers always have depth. He references statistics and real life case studies. This man is quite grounded.
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When Atiku loses again next year, he will return to Dubai. And by God’s grace, PDP will hand him the ticket in 2027.
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Congratulations.
Out of curiosity, what would have happened if you didn't tell us who John's father is?
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... by strangling others.
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They aren’t IPOB when they support your candidate.
The Igbo nation is rising for
@officialABAT
. Owerri is agog this morning . The women are dancing and singing. The talk will soon end & the realpolitiks will begin.
@officialABAT
is a truly national candidate. Dem go hear! Dem go see!! The jungle will soon mature!
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Onions are the bedrock of every good meal. How do you eat noodles without onions?
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“Peter Obi cannot win” is stale. We moved past that months ago. So, Soludo needs to come up with something else.
Obi is in the race to win. Even if he doesn’t win, his participation would have deepened our nascent democracy.
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I promised my nephew and niece bicycles if they place first position this term in their classes. And while I accept that I now owe them bicycles, I think it is time for them to learn a valuable lesson.
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How many northern politicians have told Kwakwanso not to run? How many have told him that he will not win and so he shouldn’t bother?
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But this isn't fair, my woman did nothing. If I sleep with someone's woman, let them sleep with me.
Just know if u sleep with someone’s woman ; they will sleep with your own too ...
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This is why it is so hard to break out of poverty, especially in places like Nigeria.
These 2 daughters will now have to take out of their meagre salaries to look after their mum who could have kept on working and fending for herself.
Those 2 daughters will, therefore, be less…
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The boy who slapped his babe for trying to fry 3 eggs will hear this 83k gist and lose his mind.
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I hope your beauty finds you. 🙏🏾
I gasped so many times yesterday bcos so many pictures were giving beauty and the beast. Women dey date sha.
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VP
@ProfOsinbajo
's chopper crashed but he's safe. Glad to know that.
The powers of darkness, hyenas and jackals that may want to replace him as VP and VP Candidate will not succeed.
He and Buhari will lose honourably on the 16th and retire by May in good health.
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All the talk about old money and new money dey make me laugh lol. ‘Cos there are quite a number of old money families who don’t have money anymore. Their descendants prop up appearances by using the family name to run scams. While other descendants go on reality tv shows.
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There are certain places in Nigeria where I'd have to take off my earrings before entry. Why? Because the world does not revolve around me and it's easier to remove my earrings than to try to fight prejudice from a weak position.
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Buhari went abroad to call us criminals and lazy. So, if Trump calls him lifeless, nothing spoil.
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Evil people count on the humanity of the good to live their lives without consequences.
Some people are celebrating Dayo Israel getting robbed in Abuja. Lovers of Nigeria 🇳🇬, where is your humanity?
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If anyone tells you not to vote for Peter Obi, tell them “we like to be polite but shurrup your mouff”
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"Fuck me harder! HARDERRRRRR!" until you tell them to climb on top.
Sheybi you are now on the preeq, oya go as hard as you want nau. Criminal!
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Till today, we don't know Buhari's ailments or what treatment he goes abroad for every now and then but you think they'll be honest about him catching the virus?
OK dear, would you like to buy 3rd mainland bridge? My family owns it.
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Peter Obi has always said that manifesto is not his problem.
See as draft copy dey give people joy. Draft o.
Like I said before, PO makes it so easy to support him. Sooooo easy.
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Should we talk about what some of you did during Jamb lesson and WAEC extension? Or make we pretend sey all of us been good?
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Women who can dress >>>>>>>>>
Btw, I’m not talking about ashawo dress and that cabin biscuit sandals
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I don't think everyone should go to university. I think apprenticeships should be more recognised with certificates so that those who complete such programs can go on to study for Masters or other further education degrees.
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We don’t talk about how this impacts the man she is cheating with. There are men who have serious trust issues, not because they’ve been cheated on before but because they have slept with women who were cheating on their partners.
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I'm embarrassed on his behalf. If I were him, I'd never speak to you again.
I hate Instablog. Got this this morning. So cute guy has redeemed himself and I’ll reconsider.
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Hotel told me that rice and stew with fish would cost 1800 Naira. I took bike down the road and got rice, stew, plantain and fish for 500 Naira. Sense will not kill me. These people forgot that Buhari's second term begins today.
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I suspect that the Federal Government is actively flooding social media with fake news so that they can come back to refute them and then point at them as a reason for regulation.
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Americans pick up guns and mass murder people in schools, churches, concerts, etc. Do you refer to all Americans as mass murderers? Do you see any American saying, "we are mass murderers"?
But you, a Nigerian who isn't a scammer, will say "we are scammers". You are an idiot.
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As I dey Obidient so, my Oga na PDP. My Madam na PDP. My Assistant Madam na PDP. My senior men them na PDP. In Rivers State, I be PDP.
Supporting Obi is just the right thing to do.
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Lautech students went from this to a Seyi Makinde who treats them with love and respect. In the midst of all the darkness in present day Nigeria, Seyi is a ray of hope. To God be the glory.
"
@eniola_opeyemi
VIDEO: In case you missed it,the video of Oyo state Governor Ajimobi's comments to LAUTECH students
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