One day, perhaps one day, we will learn the secret of how Rascal finds himself in such far flung locales, be they far flung in space or in time itself! Rascal just sent us a transmission via some device called a vectorstream relay (never seen someone scoff at a new Iphone

@AlexGodofsky @liminal_warmth there is no “pun”, OP reads the figurative meaning of death which imo isn’t funny and doesn’t fit the rest of the joke, bc obviously if the chicken crosses the road but dies before crossing it doesn’t cross the road

There is a huge lie being told about voting regarding our service-members deployed overseas and mail-in ballots. Most, if not all of our brave troops don’t vote by mail overseas. It’s shifted to electronic voting by email, where you print off your ballot, fill it out, scan it

Little man mastered an important skill for his age..

Guys, is this true?

Well, there’s been much excitement here at the Lego Lost At Sea HQ because someone has found another Lego shark. This one was found yesterday by Emma Fraser Trecurno at East Portholland beach on the south coast of Cornwall when she was out walking her dog. “The shark was washed

I never knew I needed a word so badly in my life. 🤣 Volume up for a clear explanation. 😂

Sometimes, my friends, it is all business and Rascal has had enough of pushin' paper this past week. Some things just can't be rectified with accounting no matter how great the cook. So, Rascal needs you to ride shotgun while we pay an associate a little visit for a chat. Oh, and

This is seriously the best ad ever made about speeding. I don’t think a single person was indifferent to it.

wiring the jumper cables is what makes this solution brilliant!

Since a lot of people asked... $255... Clamp it on your idling truck battery any time. This is all you need to run the blower/electricals for many gas furnaces. Will run a refrigerator, freezer, or a coffee pot. And charge phones etc

@nypost Crazy thing, the fertility clinic has no record of them…

Hilarious! must follow @LMPD

@camhigby @ResethO People have a 3 second attention span you think they read all that shit? It’s like HR for Riot Instigation. They all click the acknowledgment button but don’t actually read the Terms of Service.

https://t.co/ffvgcP76WQ (not my creation, taken from FB :)

This Ballerina Orchid might be the most beautiful flower I’ve ever seen.

Ever had crème fraîche scrambled eggs? In my opinion, scrambled eggs are a lot like steak. Cook them too much and they’re just not as good. Cook them slow and low with the addition of a tablespoon of sour cream or crème fraîche and it’s an entirely different dish. Use medium

I just don't care for the snow as much as he's enjoying it

Harvey's Famous Weekly Giveaway™ is back with a @MossbergCorp 930 Deluxe semi-auto 12ga! Rascal has had quite to go of it and while he is not quite sure how you came to find him in this chamber there is definitely a freaky wolf creature up there, or anywhere by now, and he'd

Scientists recently placed a 10-piece set of matching Tupperware in a sealed chamber. When they opened it a month later, the chamber had 24 lids that did not match any of the 6 remaining containers.