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Don't blame the candles, blame the cake. Standard American Diet survivor. Meat-based diet 7+ years, Author, Marathoner, Real Foodie, 56. Not medical advice

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It's been 86 months since I've had a McDonald's French fry and you know what I miss the most? The finely powdered salt. I would dump my fries into the bag they came in. Crack a few capsules of salt on them, close the bag and shake them up. The fries sucked without the salt.
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Eat a steak dude.
@bryan_johnson
Bryan Johnson
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give your best advice to someone struggling in a rough patch of life
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I can’t stress the importance of protecting yourself against the flu!
@richardhirschs1
Dr Richard Hirschson
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Japan πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ Flu update: ⚠️epidemic alert issued in Yokohama City, many others. 57,424 cases last week, more than double previous week, many hospitals overwhelmed with admissions, partial or full closures of 2,307 kindergartens/nurseries/schools nationwide. 75% of cases are kids.
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I'd rather sous vide myself in a hot tub than cold plunge in a tub of instant regret. I just don't see the benefit in pissing off every cell in my body.
@AlpacaAurelius
Carnivore Aurelius Β©πŸ₯© β˜€οΈπŸ¦™
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Cold plunging daily is one of the dumbest things you can do. There've been lots of reports of people with heart issues after cold plunging frequently...and I want to explain why Cold plunging is the most stressful thing you could do to yourself. Most people already have a
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Fact: The less rice and seafood Japanese people ate and the more red meat Japanese people ate, the longer they lived. Correlation is not causation. But if the opposite occurred, you can bet that epidemiologists would be screaming eating red meat is Hari Kiri.
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The Bible mentions meat or meats 298 times. The Bible mentions butter 10 times. The Bible mentions seed oils zero times. Eat biblically my friends.
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Overheard a younger guy telling his female companion about an electrician charging him $164 to untrip a breaker in his breaker box. One of his outlets wasn't working & he had no idea why. Electrician was there 10 minutes & "hit me up for a day's pay." It's so wrong but I
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If you can't control something as basic as your hunger, what exactly can you control in your life?
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Blanditos? πŸ˜‚
@AjRockatansky
AJ Rockatansky
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Including maltodextrin is NOT natural flavoring. Maltodextrin is the highest ranking sweetener on the Glycemic Index at 110, compared to table sugar at 65. It isΒ a polysaccharide derived from starch hydrolysis. Ultra-processed. From personal experience, I can tell you just
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Plants don’t want to be eaten. Plants don’t want to be eaten. Plants don’t want to be eaten. Plants don’t want to be eaten. Plants don’t want to be eaten.…
@PETAUK
PETA UK
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Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten. Turkeys don't want to be eaten.
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There’s probably 100 different ways you can make bacon and eggs. This is one of my favorites.
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It boggles the mind. I know a dozen people on GLP –1 drugs. I know one who’s on keto.
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Thomas Weimbs, PhD
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Last week at @ASNKidney Week convention.
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Christmas meat cookies version 2.0.
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@olderpugilist
Jason Thomas
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The medicine isn’t cheap but it cures a multitude of maladies. The side effects are strength, healing, and satiety. You’ve been warned.
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Them: You can live a healthy life on just fruits and veg. Me: No I can't. All my allergies and digestive problems went away when I mostly ditched fruits and veg. Them: But this paper says you can! Me:
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The Bible mentions meat or meats 298 times. The Bible mentions butter 10 times. The Bible mentions seed oils zero times. Eat biblically my friends.
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*Waits for the people who are going to say that they are smoking less. Nobody offers caveats when epidemiology is used to claim that eating red meat causes heart disease and diabetes but caveat is worth noting when common belief is challenged.
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Fact: The less rice and seafood Japanese people ate and the more red meat Japanese people ate, the longer they lived. Correlation is not causation. But if the opposite occurred, you can bet that epidemiologists would be screaming eating red meat is Hari Kiri.
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@CaryKelly11
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I can’t stress the importance of protecting yourself against the flu!
@richardhirschs1
Dr Richard Hirschson
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Japan πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ Flu update: ⚠️epidemic alert issued in Yokohama City, many others. 57,424 cases last week, more than double previous week, many hospitals overwhelmed with admissions, partial or full closures of 2,307 kindergartens/nurseries/schools nationwide. 75% of cases are kids.
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This is a classic fathead pizza recipe with the inclusion of butter powder and pork rind crumbs as well as subbing Boursin cheese for cream cheese. The taste is a 10 but I want something stiffer and need to experiment more.
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