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Pastor of the world’s slowest growing church.

Greenville, SC
Joined February 2013
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Creed’s Creed: “There IS no tomorrow…there IS no tomorrow!”
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"What's the most petty thing you've done after a break up?” Random dude in Australia:
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Sure, take your sides now, but they all be saying, “What up, fam?” at inaugurations because that ex-president squad is deep, yo.
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For many confessing Christians, this is a special year as it is the 1,700 year anniversary of The Nicene Creed. For many confessing Balboaists, this is a special day (11/21/76) as it is the 49th anniversary of The Apollo Creed.
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When you’re about to dig into Thanksgiving Dinner and someone says, “Hey, before we eat, let's go around the table and each say what we're thankful for.”
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Carol set the table. Kenneth set the tone.
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If you run into someone you know and they say, "We should hang out sometime" just tell them, "Let's hang out right now" and watch them panic.
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Ah…brings back warm memories from our childhood Thanksgiving dinners, doesn’t it?
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Thanks for yet another reminder of how old I’ve gotten.
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Word.
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It’s the law.
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Today’s moment of Zen.
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Evidently not enough of y’all have had to sit through these dreadfully predictable, shamelessly vapid speeches to retweet this gem. The man is a genius.
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It’s that time of the year, fellas. Brace yourself. #hallmark #christmas
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Calling all old-school gamers: who had this game, or one like it? And which teams came with yours? This is the catalog pic of mine and it was the Jets vs. Colts. Under the tree Christmas morning, 1970.
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Why, I would never do that.
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But you're still coming to work, right?
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So THIS is what is happening up in front of me.
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