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Your favorite reply guy’s favorite reply guy. He/him. Boyfriend of @yab1oko. I’m also @mad-max.bsky.social
Joined November 2013
I put out a video with 10 tips on how to create your own custom space marine chapter. Give it a watch! #warhammercommunity #warhammer40k
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This is the whole reason they’re doing this btw
This week we’re making Likes private for everyone to better protect your privacy. – You will still be able to see posts you have liked (but others cannot). – Like count and other metrics for your own posts will still show up under notifications. – You will no longer see who.
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Who got that one Berwyn Choobs tweets?.
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Such a well designed boss fight
I’ve been so fucked up by Elden Ring’s giant bosses than when I first saw the Capra Demon in his insanely small room my first thought was “oh thank god I’m not gonna have to run after him everywhere”.
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@SealFan17 Marcille is not pathetic. She works very hard. and nobody appreciates her, for her useful studies of magic and intellectual expertise. they just make her eat gross bugs.
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MEANWHILE ON SKULL ISLAND
every movie should have a part where it flashes MEANWHILE ON SKULL ISLAND and they show us what king kong up to.
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@BirdRespecter Those types of upper middle class neighborhoods have an insanely high population of little dictators. Very satisfying to see him get what he deserves.
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Fury Road was so great that a man with this immaculate of a drip and ride was just a side villain
I'd give anything to have written a line as good as "I am the scales of justice. Conductor of the choir of death. Sing brother Heckler. Sing brother Koch. Sing! Sing! Sing!" from Fury Road.
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@TheRightCant Why are they acting as if Elon is some sort of chad when he looks like this?
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@halomancer1 I’ve seen a cop turn on their lights just to run a red light and then immediately turn them off.
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@CantEverDie One is a horrible oppressive dictatorship, one of the worst places on earth to live, and the other is North Korea.
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@mattxiv I think they’re trying to blame this administration and not the overall system in place for decades.
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@saltysauerkraut Tells you everything you need to know about the person he was in that relationship in 3 simple words.
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@TradWife2049 They’re probably losing more money from the glass than they ever would in petty theft.
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@PoliticalFella I just know Insane Cope is the type of guy to say a swastika is “an ancient Hindu symbol and nothing else”.
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@saltysauerkraut Very strange too, considering that for most of human history women worked in the fields doing manual labor alongside men.
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No game will ever achieve the unintentional comedy of Oblivion.
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@CantEverDie The ideal job is sending one email a day and then sitting around watching tv with the laptop on.
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@ettingermentum Person who has only seen the LGBTQ flag seeing their second flag: “Getting a lot of LGBTQ vibes from this flag”.
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@CantEverDie I was on the fence until I heard her stance on the wheels on the bus. Now I’m committed
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@fallenchungus “I’m a 40 yr old man that still obsesses over elementary school, aren’t I based?”.
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@halomancer1 “I will post that I’m a conservative because I’m more likely to be irrationally afraid, surely that will come off as a win!”.
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@CantEverDie Why can’t Apollo ever give the gift of prophecy to someone predicting something good?.
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@polishXcellence “We have so many gay uncles getting married now. Before we just had my bachelor uncle and his best friend he lived with for 20 years. No homosexuality at all”.
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@PunishedFredda He’s going to run into several Indian police officers the minute he steps off his plane.
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@shaun_vids Since he had 5 slots it’s very likely he only found one in the whole game. You can buy one and get another from the red wolf boss.
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@CantEverDie Modern conservatism is just teenage contrarianism dressed up as a political ideology.
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@fellawhomstdve Insane that Disney is saying Lightyear failed for the same reason as your crazy Facebook addicted uncle.
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Notice how they had to use an AI generated image, because none of their problems are real.
Seems like the constant whining about DEI and video-game character not being deemed bangable enough is connected to some antisemitic bullshit. Jfc.
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@brndxix Mr. Beast has refused to develop a personality so he doesn’t alienate any viewers. It’s unsurprising he’d carry that to politics.
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@M1das_OW2 I did not realize they were the one doing the objectifying until I saw quotes criticizing them. Should have listened to their friend.
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@TheRightCant Given that the creator said Aryan was an actual race I think I know where they fall on the compass.
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@JUNlPER It’s amazing, a glimpse into a world without irony. Just taking everything on face value.
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@JUNlPER I….No…. it was in the classroom…my friends made me take the test……if I had known, I would never….always liked Percy Jackson more
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@CantEverDie Grifters after bottling and shipping Keystone Light-quality beer to conservatives
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@allahliker Every talisman was trying to compensate for another deficiency in his build, when he could have just used different armor or removed one of the two shields and swords. And only one talisman was good for a spellcaster, and it was the baby version you get for early game!
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@dklmarxist Sees family having fun filming a video together: “how dare this guy make me stare at and have illegal thoughts about his daughter. It’s totally not my fault for being a creep”.
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@db_witch The way his hardcore fans reacted was insane too. Like he was in 40 min of a 4 hr video, and they acted like it was a full on hit piece.
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@CantEverDie “Society eventually turns into a paradise” yeah medieval Europe, where people were tortured and executed, was a total paradise. Very smart take.
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@vanillaopinions He should switch up his speech patterns every week or so just to troll them.
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@CantEverDie If you talk about your child like this you’ve failed not just as a parent but as a human.
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@CantEverDie “But comedy is when man make fun of minority, not self. How can you possibly enjoy laughing at yourself?”.
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Who got that one ettingermentum tweet.
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