QUEST FAILED: You have betrayed her trust and given her a UTI. You bear the weight of your ancestors shame on your shoulders. Retry? Loading Screen tip: You can wash your hands at bathrooms and hand washing stations scattered across the map.

The love of a mere peasant could change the cruel king’s heart and wicked ways

I wish one of my remote cameras caught something like this. Fuck

He look like grilled cheese

Gnarled, red faced Irishman demon on my left shoulder: Yer bloody disgustan innit? Fookin disgrace to yer famly name Old, motherly black woman angel on my right: Fartin’ at work ain’t no crime baby

This game made me feel like I was in Stanford prison experiment (compliment) Go check it out!

Fuck you

Leon Kennedy x sonic the hedgehog

Still haven’t beat it

https://t.co/YlK187skJI

We’re playing this live right now baby

The snow continued to fall silently.

If I was a jock, I’d be PROTECTING THE NERDS!! Not hurting them,

I used to think that this would happen to me

cool song for young adults and middle aged as well

I used to listen to face down by red jumpsuit apparatus on the school bus and pray that some brute would start bullying the cute emo girl sitting in front of me so that I could tear him apart with my bare hands Alas,

(My title card for love island where im first introduced, smiling and leaning against a wall with graffiti on it): My names Trent and my super power is that I can beat any woman in any video game ever (pac man sound)

“Is it pink?” I asked the clouds To which they offered no reply.

I’m white and your music frightens me @jpegmafia

Instead of fast food they should call it fast fooled. Because that’s what you just got happened to.