What’s with these homies dissin’ my girl?

yea

when you lose the one you wonted

My uncle works at PEMDAS and he's saying they're adding a new way of fucking with numbers called "gleebing it"

This sniveling fucking weasel commissioner sat by and watched the better part of a decade of “the process”and never said a fucking word but the Pacers rest a few vets on the second night of back to backs and he suddenly gives a fuck.

my son is watching his first winter olympics. he just said “daddy, why don’t both teams just ask AI to build the optimal training strategy, and vibe code an app to track KPIs?” he's 37 and i am so sick of him

making peanut butter water from 2 simple ingredience

I don’t know what any of that means

This ad was be genius My 9-year old and all his friends are creating Salesforce accounts right now And they’re all making cold calls to B2B decision makers and generating SQLs for enterprise SaaS companies Mr. Beast just created 1 billion new CRM users

#superbowl

Super Bowl fans be like dude fuck yes

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

In the Mario Galaxy Movie trailer when Mario plays the dinosaur’s teeth like a xylophone, he strikes the same tooth twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something?

Sam Darnold you need to begin the ascension of Woke 2.0 tonight by defeating the fascist paramilitary force known as the "New England Patriots" tonight the whole country is counting on you

https://t.co/i736DsV6c2

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

They overturned David v. Goliath

Smoking on that shit that made Ford Focus

I just had a delicious meal using only 3 ingredients - 1 beer - 2 more beers

white boy orders food in perfect cantonese, confusing local mexican restaurant

The calf I was thought the field was endless, now I know every fence by heart.